#1 Posted by Joygirl (19955 posts) - - Show Bio

Height: Around 5'7"

Weight: Fluctuated, but for this fight, about 140lbs.

Occupation: BAMF

vs.

Height: Somewhere around 7'0".

Weight: Around 500lbs.

Occupation: Really big BAMF.

------------------------------------------------

Battle takes place in a dojo the size of Rhode Island. Scattered all over are various weapons, but only ones made of wood (staffs, clubs, tonfa, bokken, etc.)

#2 Posted by GTG12 (1548 posts) - - Show Bio

I pick bruce but it could go either way.

#3 Posted by deadpool6_6_6 (1064 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Lee would kill him.

#4 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

Andre is just too big

The Giant takes this

#5 Posted by Immortal777 (7735 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Lee

Size doesn't matter there are ways of taking out people who are bigger than you especially with weapons around.

#6 Posted by Almighty_Darkseid (1724 posts) - - Show Bio

almighty bruce lee, stomps with ease

#7 Posted by Almighty_Darkseid (1724 posts) - - Show Bio

bruce lee is 5'8 and 150

#8 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

we all know Bruce is AMAZING but come on guys Andre is not some big idiot who can't fight

He is BIG and can fight.

#9 Posted by Ston3face (86 posts) - - Show Bio

I honestly don't believe this could go either way, Bruce would destroy Andre. Bruce Lee was a master of kung-fu and in world class physical shape. I don't see Andre even landing a blow.

#10 Posted by BarelyAverage (1118 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Lee wins but it would go either way if there weren't weapons involved. With wooden staffs and such Bruce could still injure Andre's hands, head, and lower legs. All of the parts are vulnerable to physically fit man who is proficient in weapons like Bruce Lee so yea, Bruce would take this.

#11 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5308 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

#12 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

drinking 120 beers consecutively

#13 Posted by Joygirl (19955 posts) - - Show Bio

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

Drank like a m*********er.

Also, he once grabbed two guys (wrestlers, 250 a piece), in one hand each and proceeded to drown them.

#14 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5308 posts) - - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

drinking 120 beers consecutively

Okay, cool...Bruce Lee wins.

#15 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5308 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

Drank like a m*********er.

Also, he once grabbed two guys (wrestlers, 250 a piece), in one hand each and proceeded to drown them.

I still say Bruce wins, he has the better training..and the second feat is the only one that matters.

#16 Posted by Joygirl (19955 posts) - - Show Bio

@Almighty_Darkseid said:

bruce lee is 5'8 and 150

I specifically researched his stats online, sources varied wildly, as did his actual weight (just look at the difference between EtD and RotD), so I left it mostly vague.

#17 Posted by deadpool6_6_6 (1064 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce lee was one of the best martial artist in the world. he would destroy him.

#18 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

@HBKTimHBK said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

drinking 120 beers consecutively

Okay, cool...Bruce Lee wins.

that deserves props. In fact that seems physically impossible to do. So Andre the giant must have the super power of invincible liver

#19 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5308 posts) - - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

drinking 120 beers consecutively

Okay, cool...Bruce Lee wins.

that deserves props. In fact that seems physically impossible to do. So Andre the giant must have the super power of invincible liver

It deserves props sure, but not in a fight.

#20 Posted by Joygirl (19955 posts) - - Show Bio

People underestimate size. Andre wasn't just BIG. He was over 3 times Bruce's max weight. His head probably outweighed Bruce's entire torso. The vast majority of Bruce's light attacks will not harm him, and a single glancing blow from Andre will be devastating. Now, I'm not saying Andre wins -- I'm not sure, that's why I made the battle. But you shouldn't ignore him just because he's "just a big guy". He's THE big guy.

#21 Posted by WillPayton (9829 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce would win, but Andre can take a punch. That guy was huge with large bones and muscles, but his main problem was his speed. Bruce has the advantage of being able to move faster and pick his shots, probably going for some pressure points or other vulnerable areas.

Bruce wins 8.5/10

#22 Posted by deadpool6_6_6 (1064 posts) - - Show Bio

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

#23 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

but if Andre gets a hold of Bruce it won't be pretty

#24 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5308 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

People underestimate size. Andre wasn't just BIG. He was over 3 times Bruce's max weight. His head probably outweighed Bruce's entire torso. The vast majority of Bruce's light attacks will not harm him, and a single glancing blow from Andre will be devastating. Now, I'm not saying Andre wins -- I'm not sure, that's why I made the battle. But you shouldn't ignore him just because he's "just a big guy". He's THE big guy.

Andre has no formal training against one of the best martial artists.

#25 Posted by WillPayton (9829 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadpool6_6_6 said:

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

The fight against Hogan was rigged so that they could pass the torch onto Hogan. If it had been a real fight Andre would have killed Hogan.

#26 Posted by Joygirl (19955 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadpool6_6_6 said:

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

Dude. In a staged wrestling match. Hogan would never beat Andre the Giant -- he's shown what he can do to professional wrestlers in real world situations (murder them).

#27 Posted by deadpool6_6_6 (1064 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

@deadpool6_6_6 said:

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

Dude. In a staged wrestling match. Hogan would never beat Andre the Giant -- he's shown what he can do to professional wrestlers in real world situations (murder them).

Yeah Hogan only won for show reasons. wwf is fake.

#28 Posted by Joygirl (19955 posts) - - Show Bio

@HBKTimHBK said:

@Joygirl said:

People underestimate size. Andre wasn't just BIG. He was over 3 times Bruce's max weight. His head probably outweighed Bruce's entire torso. The vast majority of Bruce's light attacks will not harm him, and a single glancing blow from Andre will be devastating. Now, I'm not saying Andre wins -- I'm not sure, that's why I made the battle. But you shouldn't ignore him just because he's "just a big guy". He's THE big guy.

Andre has no formal training against one of the best martial artists.

Neither do grizzly bears, but I bet Bruce Lee would have a decent challenge against one.

#29 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

I must say that I am biased to my fellow country men. I think Bruce would lose Andre is not just a 7 footer he is immensely strong and had extremely thick bones.

#30 Posted by deadpool6_6_6 (1064 posts) - - Show Bio

@WillPayton said:

@deadpool6_6_6 said:

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

The fight against Hogan was rigged so that they could pass the torch onto Hogan. If it had been a real fight Andre would have killed Hogan.

true. logically aundrey would have won. still bruce lee take this. bruce lee would beat big show even.

#31 Edited by Almighty_Darkseid (1724 posts) - - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat: martial artists knows how to break out of holds... especially bruce lee

#32 Posted by Washuchan (80 posts) - - Show Bio

Andre FTW

#33 Posted by WillPayton (9829 posts) - - Show Bio

@Almighty_Darkseid said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat: martial artists knows how to break out of holds... a person like especially bruce lee

Yeah. Against a normal fighter Bruce's size, if Andre grabbed him he'd be dead in seconds. But with Bruce's speed and brutality I'd say he has a good chance to get out if he got grabbed. But, that's not to say that Andre would not stand a chance in such a case. If he's not holding back then he could do some serious damage to Bruce if he laid hands on him.

#34 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

@Almighty_Darkseid said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat: martial artists knows how to break out of holds... a person like especially bruce lee

dude andre had strength that pushed the limits of the human body. Also everyone says Andre is some hulking mammoth that is super slow. He isn't the dude played soccer (not as a goalie mind you). His trainers stand firm that if Andre got his hands on someone he could literally tear there arms off. One time he got in a bar brawl and the people who insulted Andre ran away into there car and Andre flipped it easily

#35 Posted by svtballa (287 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce wins easily. He would strike him in the balls multiple times until Andre went down. Then target the throat/eyes

#36 Posted by WillPayton (9829 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

Neither do grizzly bears, but I bet Bruce Lee would have a decent challenge against one.

LOL... Bruce Lee would get ripped to shreds by a grizzly.

#37 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

@svtballa: and wat andre stands there and lets him do that? Bruce lee is fast enough but his arm length is short enough to put him in andre's range every single strike

#38 Posted by Deranged Midget (17974 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sure a man of Bruce Lee's position would have know pressure points and nerve endings which would've allowed him to strike Andre in the right places to put him down. Regardless, he's far too fast and agile for Andre to land a hit on him.

Moderator
#39 Posted by King Saturn (225174 posts) - - Show Bio
I see Bruce Lee kicking Andre the Giant in his lower private extremities several times... causing the Giant to pass out from pain. 
#40 Posted by Joygirl (19955 posts) - - Show Bio

@WillPayton said:

@Joygirl said:

Neither do grizzly bears, but I bet Bruce Lee would have a decent challenge against one.

LOL... Bruce Lee would get ripped to shreds by a grizzly.

Not necessarily... as stated before, he could dodge and strike rapidly at its nose/eyes, disorienting and agonizing it as he slowly beat its brains in. He COULD. Or he could get his head slapped off. Point is, it isn't clear-cut just because the opponent doesn't have formal training.

#41 Posted by Shadowglenn (581 posts) - - Show Bio

bruce lee will win, size is a massive advantage up to a point but andre had problems because of his, he would be really slow and would probably get tired fast.

#42 Posted by Almighty_Darkseid (1724 posts) - - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@Almighty_Darkseid said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat: martial artists knows how to break out of holds... a person like especially bruce lee

dude andre had strength that pushed the limits of the human body. Also everyone says Andre is some hulking mammoth that is super slow. He isn't the dude played soccer (not as a goalie mind you). His trainers stand firm that if Andre got his hands on someone he could literally tear there arms off. One time he got in a bar brawl and the people who insulted Andre ran away into there car and Andre flipped it easily

the thing is that i doubt andre can even get a hold of bruce, and even if he did bruce can get out since martial artists knows how to get out of holds and counter back and bruce is very flexible, or he could just hit andre in his groin, which would be a ko, if not then bruce can just unleash a barrage of punches and kicks to finish him off

#43 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

Everyone is overlooking Bruce's arm length. Everytime he goes for a punch he is close enough for Andre to get him Andre was by no means slow but this fight depends on if Andre was in his prime or not. Because his disease would not allow him to get into prolonged fights.

#44 Posted by Almighty_Darkseid (1724 posts) - - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat: bruce dont have short arms... in fact he had long arms

#45 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

Andre wasn't slow he was rather fast he would eventually catch Bruce before Andre becomes to tired out.

#46 Posted by Almighty_Darkseid (1724 posts) - - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat: not if bruce just runs in a circle around andre and just dodge him till he tires out

#47 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

@Almighty_Darkseid said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat: not if bruce just runs in a circle around andre and just dodge him till he tires out

andre could go to the corner of the room and stand so Bruce can't get around him

#48 Posted by Almighty_Darkseid (1724 posts) - - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat: then bruce would just stand in his corner, and play it smart, watching every move that andre do

#49 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2823 posts) - - Show Bio

@Almighty_Darkseid said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat: then bruce would just stand in his corner, and play it smart, watching every move that andre do

then they have a staring contest :)

#50 Posted by Phylos (2675 posts) - - Show Bio

The Giant