Go buy some blue tack, and safety pins, tact's, (the metal gold ones, with rounded sides etc, not those dumb plastic ones) oh, and a dog chain.
Roll the blue tack into a small ball, maybe one or two strips? Stick in all the gold metal tacks so its covered completely in metallic gold plated armor. Put a piece of the chain in the centre of the blue tack ball too as well is important. Anyway, after those things are done, you have a little mini flail. Or disco ball. IDK, whatever you want to call it. You can swing it and hurt people too. It spins as well providing you brought the right type of dog chain. So you have bling...
Anyway, take more blue tack, and keep adding layers, and if you wish, forget ball shape, start making more complicated shapes, but every now and then, stop, and stick as many gold metal tacks into it, cover it, this is needed for stability, weight and sturdiness. Oh and maintaining shape. Sounds... IDK, but by the time you have a shot put size ball of blue tack... attached to a chain, and its gold and textured like a pine cone. Fu∞•ª its the best feeling in the world!!!!!!!!
Plus you can so totally make a Mljonir as well. Screw the Serpent Hammers you are Worthy of an Even More Badass hammer! Made of Blue Tack and gold pins lmao. Don't show it in front of police though cause apparently its a weapon... yeah well Bahamut Dragon you officer consternoon. Sleep.
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