Bizarre Things You Want

I want an Alfred Movie.

Screw Agent Coulson and Shield.

He can Kill Aunt May using his sexyness.

@Yung ANcient One said:

I dont see anything bizarre with this, i mean, he fits the role better that Ryan Reynolds.

A full scale skeleton replica that I can put in my closet.

@ARMIV:A full scale skeleton replica that I can put in my closet.

^AWEsome^

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A CGI Shadow the Hedgehog Film.

I want a cartoon on Adult Swim very similar to Cops, but starring a ragtag group of unknown Green Lanterns patrolling the rundown, trailer park-esque space sectors.

Reno 911 in space with Green Lanterns.

I want this now.

Adult Swim Deadpool show.

A life-like, but fake (to be clear), dead body to throw into oncoming traffic.

Hmm, um. I don't even know.

Maybe a Japanese anime film that features the Justice League fighting Godzilla.

Alfred comic series

Quesada shot by someone from DC

I want a sloth riding a Tortoise, whilst smoking a cigar, wearing sunglasses and ironically listenig to Jay Z's hard knock life.

Bizarre Things I want...I hear you.

1. A Hunter X Hunter game that covers the customizing option on users Nen ability's creation.
2. I want a device that's dedicated to keeping the TV characters alive in digital form, they runs on A.I, their actions and decision-makings would be compiled by the past events that's happened to the character, and they're the character's memory. And it's going to have to be user friendly so we can navigate the story somewhat.
3. I'm looking to ask someone on Wizard to map out a playable form for playing MTG with poker cards. This way I can play MTG just by having maybe 2, 3 cartons of poker cards I can easily carry in my BoB. Poker cards are pretty universal, so if this works out, I'll never have problem starting a game of Magic.
4. I've been dying to see someone make us a highly playable Cinema Cult Classic trading card game, design by a reputable trading card game company like Wizard of the Coast. This way we valuable collectible cards on our beloved characters, and we have a great format to run them on.
5. I've been looking for a way to solve the fuel evaporation problem the Zippo lighter has like mad, I found several good answers for the solution, I didn't rest on the subject until I knew I can carry my Zippo as a practical fire starting tool in the wilderness.
6. I'll think of more.

@Gambit1024 said:

I want a cartoon on Adult Swim very similar to Cops, but starring a ragtag group of unknown Green Lanterns patrolling the rundown, trailer park-esque space sectors.

Reno 911 in space with Green Lanterns.

I want this now.

Awesome

@mk111 said:

Hmm, um. I don't even know.

Maybe a Japanese anime film that features the Justice League fighting Godzilla.

Didnt the Avenger already did that?

@Rumble Man said:

Alfred comic series

Quesada shot by someone from DC

Damn right!!!!

I want a comedy with Liam Neeson, Matthew McConeghey, Peter Dinklage, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich, Gabriel Byrne, Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner and Jame Spader, about AIDS!!!

To take a ride on top of the back of an elephant. There I've said it, elephants are awesome.

I want a first person shooter with guns that have extremely elaborate reload animations.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/ Witcher crossover comic. Or a Witcher comic book.

MLP: FiM crossover with Adventure Time.

Not so bizarre, in India and Thailand that is pretty normal.

Now if you want to use him to walk a building like Batman that is bizarre an epicly awesome

@Crom-Cruach said:

To take a ride on top of the back of an elephant. There I've said it, elephants are awesome.

Did that at a zoo as a kid.

@JediXMan said:

Did that at a zoo as a kid.

Only an adult can appreciate the awesoness of elephants

A live action Silver Surfer movie with Tyler Perry as Galactus

A NEXTwave agent of H.A.T.E. movie.....

A comic series/mini series starring Alfred in his MI6 days. Like James Bond, but more far more awesome and suave.

Sex.

Peace.

@judasnixon said:

A NEXTwave agent of H.A.T.E. movie.....

Rocket Racoon have his own moviem, so there is no way Marvel wil do this one, that is sad, because this and Runaways are better options that Rocket Racoon the Movie.

@Yung ANcient One said:

I want a hot tub filled with Chocolate (+)

Nice@turoksonofstone said:

Peace.

What is peace?

What is you idea of peace?

I want DC let me do a Batman TV Show

More sushi based on cajun food. Holy Crap! I had a soft shell crab with crawfish roll. My god that was the greatest thing I think that I have ever ate. Please don't ask me how much it cost.......

The its over 9000 thread gets back at off topic

A Moon Knight R Rated Tv Show

I want BRB's StormBreaker

The Spots Powers

The Lays Potato Chip that taste like Cheesy Garlic Bread

Coca-Cola. A fridge full of it.

@TheCheeseStabber said:

A Moon Knight R Rated Tv Show

I want BRB's StormBreaker

The Spots Powers

The Lays Potato Chip that taste like Cheesy Garlic Bread

Potatoes that taste like bread?

That is something bizarre even for me.

@CaioTrubat said:

Coca-Cola. A fridge full of it.

I didnt see this one coming.

The Rock vs John Cena in a tic tac toe game for the next wrestlermania main eventl

A Batman movie where the Joker/Riddler is played by Martin Short. I also want a Spiderman movie with Mysterio, and a fish bowl that is Mysterio's head for my room. If I have that, my life will be complete.

@Dabee said:

A Batman movie where the Joker/Riddler is played by Martin Short. I also want a Spiderman movie with Mysterio, and a fish bowl that is Mysterio's head for my room. If I have that, my life will be complete.

Martin Shorts should be the Mad Hatter not Edward Nygma.

Rey Mysterio is a Spiderman villian?

I want Rey Mystrio to leave the WWE and work by himself.

Jennifer Lawrence be the firts dead body in the JL movie.

And more Adam West

@DeathpooltheT1000: I think you're kidding, but I'm not sure.

@ImmortalOne said:

A comic series/mini series starring Alfred in his MI6 days. Like James Bond, but more far more awesome and suave.

@nerdork said:

A life-like, but fake (to be clear), dead body to throw into oncoming traffic.

These two right here.

@Dabee said:

@DeathpooltheT1000: I think you're kidding, but I'm not sure.

No dude, i was serious, damn serious i was.

Not, i was kidding, is obvious Rey Mysterio is a Batman villain.

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@Dabee said:

@DeathpooltheT1000: I think you're kidding, but I'm not sure.

No dude, i was serious, damn serious i was.

Not, i was kidding, is obvious Rey Mysterio is a Batman villain.

I was under the impression that Rey Mysterio was Nightwing's arch-nemesis more than Batman's villain.

@JohnnyGat said:

@DeathpooltheT1000 said:

@Dabee said:

@DeathpooltheT1000: I think you're kidding, but I'm not sure.

No dude, i was serious, damn serious i was.

Not, i was kidding, is obvious Rey Mysterio is a Batman villain.

I was under the impression that Rey Mysterio was Nightwing's arch-nemesis more than Batman's villain.

That Rey Mysterio is everywhere, i think he faced Spiderman past week.

Liam Neeson as Old Solid Snake

Christian Bale as Young Solid Snake

In a movie with 2 time lines.

Taken 3 have Micheal Jordan as main villain

Everyone dance and sing for one day -- like a 24 hour Broadway musical.

I want a Robin HeroClix with the JLA team symbol printed on his base. What?

I want a CGI Pokemon movie set 15 years in the future with Tom Hardy as Ash, Scarlett Johannson as Misty and Denzel Washington as Brock

I also want a shapeshifting succubus as a familiar. I'd die a very happy man.

I want the Hulk to lose an arm

That be impossible because of how often he uses the shake weight to build them up.

Everyone to learn the Charleston :)

1. A chain saw juggling monkey

2. I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life for 24 solid hours to make the day sound more interesting

3. I want to see Lindsey Lohan fight a bear with nothing but a sock with a bar of soap in it

4. I want to see Bruce Campbell dressed as Bugs Bunny while he stares threateningly at Chuck Norris through his bedroom window

WTF???

I would pay to see this.

David Haselhoff playing Nick Fury again or at least get a cameo.

I want...a....DBZ/Bleach/DC/Marvel crossover...