#1 Posted by russellmania77 (15835 posts) - - Show Bio

battle to the death

fights in mr.Rodger's house

3 feet apart

will the bird get plucked or will there be sausage on the grill?

#2 Posted by Superguy0009e (2265 posts) - - Show Bio

Miss Piggy, she knows martial arts, also, Big Bird is too nice

#3 Posted by turoksonofstone (12901 posts) - - Show Bio

Miss Piggy, she knows martial arts, also, Big Bird is too nice

This. Piggy has cleared entire rooms of Muppets/humans. Spite thread. Big Bird has no recorded battles.

#4 Edited by Necrotic_Lycanthrope (2388 posts) - - Show Bio

Miss Piggy. Becaus when she gets mad, she opens up a can of pork chop on your ass.

#5 Posted by russellmania77 (15835 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Posted by King Saturn (225163 posts) - - Show Bio

I actually think Big Bird wins here... Miss Piggy is too small to even hurt Big Bird... n!gga could just sit on Piggy and smother her to death.