I did not rape a monkey. I made love to it. ~mICHAEL jackson
best,worst or funniest quote one can think of. pls share
I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.
- Paris Hilton
PETER KICKED ME IN THE PESTRICLES!!!!
-screamed by my younger brother to my mom when we were 7 and 5 years old
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