best,worst or funniest quote one can think of. pls share

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#1  Edited By superojsimpson

I did not rape a monkey. I made love to it. ~mICHAEL jackson

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#2  Edited By cyberninja

hmmmmmm riveting tale old chap!
 
 

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#3  Edited By MrSeaman70

His ass is so tight, when he farts only dogs can hear it ~ Wolverine talking to Emma about Cyclops
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#4  Edited By lagoon_boy
@MrSeaman70: Ha ha ha!
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#5  Edited By SmoothJammin

"This $hit's chess, it ain't checkers" 
-Denzel Washington  

That whole sequence...wow.
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#6  Edited By rogue_mar1e

I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead. 
- Paris Hilton

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#7  Edited By TheSpiritStalker

Let's Green Egg and Ham it.
       - Shaquille O'neal in Kazaam

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#8  Edited By The_Peter_Cosmic

PETER KICKED ME IN THE PESTRICLES!!!! 
-screamed by my younger brother to my mom when we were 7 and 5 years old

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#9  Edited By Shadowdoggy

  I was watching Ru Paul's Drag Race and there are SO MANY great quotes.....but I picked just one....
 
Jujubee: "Tyra, was your barbeque cancelled? Because your grill is f#cked up."   
 
 
 
 

 (Jujubee's reading is @1:10)