Best way to get revenge on my brother?

Hi I need help because my older brother is being a total jerk to me. I've looked online and all its telling me to do is all this stupid childish stuff. My brother is a junior in highschool and i'm a freshman. I know it's only 2 years apart but he's been making fun of me in front of my friends and performing wrestling moves on me at home. I hate it and it's annoying. I'm the class A nerd and he's on the varsity wrestling team. What are some good pranks that will make him think twice about messing with me again.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Be the better person. If you prank him, sure you'll get back at him, but it will only escalate things and make it worse.

@red_heaven: I know how you feel. My brother is five years older than me, and what I do is just tell on him whether or not he did something wrong. Being the youngest, my parents always believe me lol. Otherwise, I usually get satisfaction out of dunking his toothbrush in the toilet and giving it a little swirl--just don't do it when the toilet actually has stuff in it...that's just too cruel. And btw, don't worry if he's making fun of you in front of your friends. Your friends probably have siblings and would understand, but just make sure not to tell your brother anything worth making fun of that he can prove!

Just kill him

j/k

There's a thing called Karma

Dont go fully stupid revenge, cause stupid karma will get on your stupid case.

Well, first take all his stuff in his room and hide it somewhere. Then print out pictures of the person he hates most and post that all over the walls of his empty room. Then put a bucket of water with a can of something tied to it so when he opens the door water falls on him and the can hits him in a really bad place. Then when he is on the ground in pain, slay him.

And that's how the Celebrity Ice Bucket Challenge have been created.

Glue his hand to a door. Worked for me.

Welcome to having an older brother.

Tell him he's being a sh!tty brother and he should be ashamed of himself. He should be lookin out for you. Just tell him how you feel and make him feel like a scumbag for the dumb things he does and maybe he'll realize his errors?

"Welcome to having an older brother."

Me and my older brother had a great relationship, and still do. He ALWAYS looked out for me when I was a kid. And still does what he can even today.

I always wanted to be an older brother, just so I could be that cool, older sibling that looks out for the younger one..

Let it go! Let it go!

Do what my brothers tried doing to me. Hit em in the balls.

Grab some hair either from yourself or your pets or any furry animal, then wrap it up in tissue along with some peanuts. Close the tissue wrapping tight and tie it up with a rubber band, then slip two matchsticks on it. Repeat two or three more times. When you're done light up the matches one by one and throw them all at your brother's room, that should make his room really really stinky.

Lol ^^

Foster your hate, let it grow, let it consume you, then destroy the one who wronged you.

Uh don't do anything? I know you don't want to hear it, but trying to take revenge probably isn't a smart idea at all. Unless he is a cool bro and takes it in stride, but I don't know anything about your brother.

I did similar things to my twin who, although obviously the same age and year, fits the older bro shoes in your case. Yet, I always got into trouble even when my parents knew he started it first as whoever is currently causing the trouble usually got most of the pain.

Also, if you do things like prank him or do things to make him angry, whenever your parents taunt you that your are not mature enough or responsible enough, they will be right. Do you really want your parents to be right?

Make him feel Hatred.

Ouch... if they hit puberty :P

- TAS

If he is a wrestler then mess up his weight by putting sugar or carbs in his food

I use to fight my big brother all the time. We really hurt each othe actually it was terrible when I thinjk about the bruises we put on each other. I can understand not wanting to get picked on. The best way to get at your brother his make him jealous of you.

Kill him.

Poke holes in his condoms. Then you wait for hilarity.

sleep with his girlfriend

@fallschirmjager said:

@the_stegman said:

Foster your hate, let it grow, let it consume you, then destroy the one who wronged you.

You are crazy steg lmao.

Kick him in the nards and run like hell.

Hit him with a chop...

@red_heaven: Wait for him to fall asleep and stick your finger up your ass. Wipe it across his upper lip. When he wakes up he'll smell sh*t but not know why. If you wanna take it to the next level, ask him to do his best LL Cool J impression.

Learn martial arts and fight back.

Use some hard stuff liek crowbar, boards, etc and hit his head.. maybe he'll change

Cut his car brakes, then fill his car with gunpowder. When he tries to stop at a gas station all your problems will be solved!

Ignore him.

Seriously, just ignore him. I don't mean pretend not to notice what he's doing, I mean pretend he doesn't exist. You don't hear anything when he opens his mouth. You don't say anything when he asks you a question. When he grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you to get your attention, keep a blank, disinterested look on your face, and calmly walk out of the room.

But don't do it because you want to rile him up. Do it because you want to establish just how little you think of him and his attempts at messing with you. While you're ignoring him, live your life, and enjoy yourself while you're at it. Keep your grades up, go to a good college, get a job and succeed. Be happy with what you make of yourself as a grown independent man.

And all the while, keep no contact with him. Keep pretending he doesn't exist. Never say a word, never send an e-mail. Eventually, you might even go days or weeks without once remembering that you have a brother.

Odds are at some point of time in the future he'll need your help. It might be something small, it might be something serious. Ignore it. He might bang on your door and beg for help. Ignore it.

He might get married. Ignore it. He might have children. Ignore them. He might corner you at family get-togethers and yell at you, or cry, or beg for his brother back. Keep that blank, disinterested look on your face and calmly walk out of the room. You have your own life to live, and it's better than his.

Years from now, he'll die. Ignore that too. Funeral attendance must be earned.

It's a long game, but it's one he won't forget.

Or if that's too much and you wanna wimp out, I guess you could pee on his bed or something like that

Tell the chick he likes and all his friends that he's gay.

Ronaldo chop...

You just have to ignore him real good. I mean you can always strike with the same that he is doing but it looks like he ain't worth it. It can hurt him a lot if for a decent amount of time youdon't talk with him and when he tries to screw with you or mock you, you just stand still with a blank face and you don't respond at all.

Believe me, I've tried it and it is working perfectly. In the end he would stop doing what he is doing and he will seek redemption and at that point you can choose if you will forgive him or will you continue with more of the same.

Such evil.

¡¡MURDER HIM!!

please don't actually do that

pee into his closet when he's not home

Save his life from rogue Dementors.

U kitten me...see what I did there. If he gets revenge just right in a very small dose it could work. Not enough to embarrass his brother just enough to show him whose boss.

I've done this once. Here's what you have to do. Find a coke or pepsi can and poke a hole with a pin at the bottom of the can. Shake it up for a bit so the liquid spews out of the hole and now the can is empty. Get a bunch of hot sauce preferably liquidy and with similar color and poor it in the hole. When the victim opens the can for a swig their gonna spew out a mouth full of hot sauce. Though don't use to much don't want anything dangerous to happen.

Wait until he is gone, and then do dirty things to his toothbrush. @red_heaven

@saren: Wut? That's crossing the line by lightyears. I mean, who the hell would do something like that to a family member?

Tell his friends about embarrasing stories about him, and then tell your mum and dad he's gay.

offends me you use the word nerd in a bad way.