best pick up lines...

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Miss Lopez says:

"Exusiai says:

"So, you walk up to a lady.. hand her a rose, and say "Could you hold this rose" and of course she will ask you why " So that the flower can learn the nature of True beauty- "

i like that!!!!

i would so be picked up lmao"

Oddly enough I've never used it as a pickup line. The only time I've used it, was because my friends when I was 16 bet me I wouldn't talk to this Lady (had to be in her Late 20's) that we were checking out at the mall, so. the mall had a florist in it and I went and bought a rose, and Proceeded with the above.

I rarely have the courage to "try to pick up" someone, but I believe the "best" pickup lines are the ones tailored to each individual woman. What is charming to one will not be to another. I think the sooner men realize each woman is Different, the sooner the Cliche' pickup lines will become a thing of the past.

Bang me or I kill your parents, and kick your dog.

Run now and you might not get pregnant(if you are uncomfortable with this, "herpes" works equally well as a substitute word.)!

Zenma says:

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

OMGZ that is so bad XD

are you an angel? cause i have an erection

wtf...

M

it was on robot chicken and i thought it was hilarious so i use it all the time and surprisingly sometimes it works

Gottheit says:

"Run now and you might not get pregnant(if you are uncomfortable with this, "herpes" works equally well as a substitute word.)!"

Yes, that's much better.

:-D

Methos says:

"You have to do it to a girl you know and think is interested. Walk up, take her by the hand and say, **"Come with me"**. when she says, **"What?? Where to??"** Snap around, flick an eyebrow and say, **"There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex"**. Even if it doesn't work on her it gets you major respect from your mates. M"

You've said that before ina thread smilar to this xP

Haha Girls don't use pick up lines...but if they did what could be a good one?

boy: hey did it hurt?

girl: did what hurt?

boy: when you fell fomr heaven, you beautiful angel

WORKS EVERY TIME! lol

also

boy: are ur feet tired?

girl: no.why?

boy: cause you've been running all over my mind today

are you a crayon? girl: no, why? cuz you color my world.

are you a raisin? girl: no, why? dude: how about a date?

Holly Cross says:

"Haha Girls don't use pick up lines...but if they did what could be a good one?"

That's cause guys do all the hard work lol Girls just kick back and worry bout their fingernails or image lol

Lady Redhead says:

"Title says it all! BRING IT ON!! my all time fav has been "nice shoes wanna f***" "

That's a pretty good one, but

I think I'll give it too this

I sort of skipped to the last page, so I am unsure if these were said:-

(I forgot where i got these, it was probbaly Quagmire, i'll think of some more later)

"Are you a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you!"

"That's a nice dress, it would look better on my bedroom floor"

"I don't mean to get inbetween you girls up here, so why don't we go back to my bedroom and i'll get inbetween you there"

Gottheit says:

"Guess who's getting bowlegged on a Tuesday?! That's right, you are! High five, girl! Oooh, too slow!"

I'd replace a few words in there.

Guess who's getting bowlegged on a Tuesday?! That's right, you are! High five, girl! Oooh, too slow!

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk past again?

Are you from Heaven cause I've got an Erection.

(Ok, I stole it from Robot Chicken.)

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Let me take you back to my place for some math. Add a bed, Subtract your clothes, add some protection, and we do addition all night long.

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

Jax says:

"Let me take you back to my place for some math. Add a bed, Subtract your clothes, add some protection, and we do addition all night long."

LMAO.

Ok, Here's one.

Hi, My name is Milk, I'll do your body good.

Holly Cross says:

"aztek_the_lost says:

no, aztek is just a whore

Gottheit says:

"Do you believe in single parenting? You'll certainly have to in 9 months."

lmao

Midnight Lantern says:

"Jax says:

"Let me take you back to my place for some math. Add a bed, Subtract your clothes, add some protection, and we do addition all night long."

LMAO. Ok, Here's one. Hi, My name is Milk, I'll do your body good."

Lol.

Do you believe in single parenting? You'll certainly have to in 9 months.

you gonna finish those fries?

Jax says:

"Midnight Lantern says:

"Jax says:

"Let me take you back to my place for some math. Add a bed, Subtract your clothes, add some protection, and we do addition all night long."

LMAO. Ok, Here's one. Hi, My name is Milk, I'll do your body good."

Lol."

Hi, You'll do.

Zenma says:

"Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?"

Ima use that one.

Resonate says:

"Holly Cross says:

"aztek_the_lost says:

never knew you had it in you :P btw, I agree that stuff is stupid...the only purpose of pick-up lines is to make a girl laugh so you can sleep with her"Really!?"no, aztek is just a whore"

Of course it's stupid they're supposed to be funny.

Hey! I'm a wrestler, let me take you down.

You might marry him one day but for now how about a one nighter?

Oh, guess I ruined your future plans of ever sitting down, sorry about that...

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Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?

(Talking to dude.) You might wife her but I don't like her so I 1 night her. (Moves over to girl with protection in hand) I got 30 minutes.

I have only three months to live. ..

(strictly a "during the moment" line.) spasm strangely and scream out JESUS. DON'T F-CKING LOOK AT ME! grab her face and push her off the bed then clutch your head, eyes watering. See if she calls back That's if you want to break up with her.

You smell nice.

I am a magical being, take off your bra

What's your sign?

there was a woman that told her daughter to put her hands inbetween her legs when she got cold, and, when she went to school, that's what she did to keep warm in winter. When people asked her what she was doing , she told them, and so a boy said

"Brrrr....my d!ck is cold can I warm it inbetween your legs?"

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy

I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

Gottheit says:

"YES! Assimilation wins."

bam

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning

Jax says:

"My d!ck is bigger than shaq's and it wasn't cold last night."

No I win.