best pick up lines...

Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP"

lmfao, I thought it was very creative. XD"

It is, not one I have heard before. I mostly get the, So you like wrestling.. or who's your face singer. Really Mine too.. blah blah blah.."

Here's one I've had to slap guys for...

"Are you good at math? Cause we should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply"

Lady Redhead says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Here's one I've had to slap guys for..."Are you good at math? Cause we should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply""

O M F G WTH are they serious! thats disgusting!"

It's pretty bad... I found some... interesting lines on this site caution: Mature subject matter
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Crimson Orchid says:

"Here's one I've had to slap guys for... "Are you good at math? Cause we should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply" "

Bursts out laughing.

Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP"

lmfao, I thought it was very creative. XD"

It is, not one I have heard before. I mostly get the, So you like wrestling.. or who's your face singer. Really Mine too.. blah blah blah.."

Here's one I've had to slap guys for...

"Are you good at math? Cause we should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply"

"

O M F G WTH are they serious! thats disgusting!

"oh yeah, I remember that...that's why I liked your avatar so much"

Interesting. Apparently my dark humor is popular around here. I'm going to show it more often. LoL."

Im too nervous to show mine off, it usually freaks people out! LOL

Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP"

lmfao, I thought it was very creative. XD"

It is, not one I have heard before. I mostly get the, So you like wrestling.. or who's your face singer. Really Mine too.. blah blah blah.."

Here's one I've had to slap guys for... "Are you good at math? Cause we should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply" "

Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP"

lmfao, I thought it was very creative. XD"

It is, not one I have heard before. I mostly get the, So you like wrestling.. or who's your face singer. Really Mine too.. blah blah blah.."

Here's one I've had to slap guys for... "Are you good at math? Cause we should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply" "

ROFL! I ought to try that one lol JK.

"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Midnight Lantern says:

""Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?""

LOL

Lady Redhead says:

"Midnight Lantern says:

""Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?""

LOL "

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

Midnight Lantern says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP"

lmfao, I thought it was very creative. XD"

It is, not one I have heard before. I mostly get the, So you like wrestling.. or who's your face singer. Really Mine too.. blah blah blah.."

Here's one I've had to slap guys for... "Are you good at math? Cause we should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply" "

ROFL! I ought to try that one lol JK."

As far as I know, it's a 'one free slap across the face' pass.

Hi. Are you legal?

Poor Orchid x_X

Kiara Sullivan says:

"Poor Orchid x_X"

Okay... I found a couple of websites with some pretty bad ones... but this one seriously made me laugh and it's completely horrible...

"Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist."

"... I'm rick james b!tch!"

it seemed to work for him so...

"I'm Skeletor b!tch!"

Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Poor Orchid x_X"

Okay... I found a couple of websites with some pretty bad ones... but this one seriously made me laugh and it's completely horrible...

"Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.""

lol

Hi. You'll do

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walks up to a guy smiles

thats all i need to do!

LOL jk

" Heh ! Heh ! Heh ! Hey Baby ! " - Butthead from Beavis and Butthead

Skeletor says:

""... I'm rick james b!tch!" it seemed to work for him so... "I'm Skeletor b!tch!""

LMAO!

@Crimson: I still say you should kicked him in the balls.

Lady Redhead says:

"*walks up to a guy smiles*thats all i need to do!LOL jk"

lmfao, I wish it worked that way...

I had a friend back home that just flashed guys when she needed attention.

Crimson Orchid says:

"Lady Redhead says:

"*walks up to a guy smiles*thats all i need to do!LOL jk"

lmfao, I wish it worked that way...

I had a friend back home that just flashed guys when she needed attention."

looks at floor did that once when i was drunk.... NEVER AGAIN

Methos says:

"You have to do it to a girl you know and think is interested. Walk up, take her by the hand and say, **"Come with me"**. when she says, **"What?? Where to??"** Snap around, flick an eyebrow and say, **"There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex"**. Even if it doesn't work on her it gets you major respect from your mates. M"

"Snap around, flick an eyebrow"

I immediately got a vision of a gay male model.

*Reminder: needs to stop watching America's Next Top Model."

You have to do it to a girl you know and think is interested. Walk up, take her by the hand and say, "Come with me". when she says, "What?? Where to??" Snap around, flick an eyebrow and say, "There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex".

Even if it doesn't work on her it gets you major respect from your mates.

M

Crimson Orchid says:

"White Mage says:

"@Crimson: I still say you should kicked him in the balls. "

For which one? The thing about the key of the math one?"

I was soooooo drunk! and i was dared too.... I was young and stupid!!

White Mage says:

"@Crimson: I still say you should kicked him in the balls."

For which one? The thing about the key of the math one?

Lady Redhead says:

"I was soooooo drunk! and i was dared too.... I was young and stupid!! "

thinks back to when he was young and stupid

Waitta minute...I'm still young and stupid! I get a few more years worth of "get outta jail free cards".

Methos says:

"White Mage says:

"Methos says:

"You have to do it to a girl you know and think is interested. Walk up, take her by the hand and say, **"Come with me"**. when she says, **"What?? Where to??"** Snap around, flick an eyebrow and say, **"There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex"**. Even if it doesn't work on her it gets you major respect from your mates. M"

"Snap around, flick an eyebrow"

I immediately got a vision of a gay male model.

*Reminder: needs to stop watching America's Next Top Model."

"

lol, it's from a UK TV show...

i've only used it once and the girl i was using it on was a good friend and she actually finished off the line by swooning a bit and saying "What a guy..."

absolutely class moment, we were laughing for ages at then :D

M"

I am so gonna try that. Only problem being that none of my mates will get it. :S

Lady Redhead says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Lady Redhead says:

"*walks up to a guy smiles*thats all i need to do!LOL jk"

lmfao, I wish it worked that way...

I had a friend back home that just flashed guys when she needed attention."

looks at floor did that once when i was drunk.... NEVER AGAIN"

lmfao... you poor girl

Methos says:

"White Mage says:

"Methos says:

"You have to do it to a girl you know and think is interested. Walk up, take her by the hand and say, **"Come with me"**. when she says, **"What?? Where to??"** Snap around, flick an eyebrow and say, **"There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex"**. Even if it doesn't work on her it gets you major respect from your mates. M"

"Snap around, flick an eyebrow" I immediately got a vision of a gay male model. *Reminder: needs to stop watching America's Next Top Model." "

lol, it's from a UK TV show... i've only used it once and the girl i was using it on was a good friend and she actually finished off the line by swooning a bit and saying "What a guy..." absolutely class moment, we were laughing for ages at then :D M"

White Mage says:

"Lady Redhead says:

"I was soooooo drunk! and i was dared too.... I was young and stupid!! "

thinks back to when he was young and stupid

Waitta minute...I'm still young and stupid! I get a few more years worth of "get outta jail free cards".

"

oh i still shake the girls they just dont come out to play! :LOL

White Mage says:

"Methos says:

"You have to do it to a girl you know and think is interested. Walk up, take her by the hand and say, **"Come with me"**. when she says, **"What?? Where to??"** Snap around, flick an eyebrow and say, **"There'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully, some sex"**. Even if it doesn't work on her it gets you major respect from your mates. M"

"Snap around, flick an eyebrow"

I immediately got a vision of a gay male model.

*Reminder: needs to stop watching America's Next Top Model."

"

lol, it's from a UK TV show...

i've only used it once and the girl i was using it on was a good friend and she actually finished off the line by swooning a bit and saying "What a guy..."

absolutely class moment, we were laughing for ages at then :D

M

Crimson Orchid says:

"White Mage says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"White Mage says:

"@Crimson: I still say you should kicked him in the balls. "

For which one? The thing about the key of the math one?"

The math one. "

Yeah, well most of them got black eyes and left me alone after that so that good enough... if they had pursued still I would have kicked below the belt... but when you've got steel toed boots on it's a last resort. lmfao. @ Methos: From Red Dwarf right?"

LMAO!

:@LadyRedhead: LMAO!

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Midnight Lantern says:

"Hi. You'll do"

Switch says:

"I am so gonna try that. Only problem being that none of my mates will get it. :S"

yeah... for it to be funny you have to know the show

M

White Mage says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"White Mage says:

"@Crimson: I still say you should kicked him in the balls. "

For which one? The thing about the key of the math one?"

The math one. "

Yeah, well most of them got black eyes and left me alone after that so that good enough... if they had pursued still I would have kicked below the belt... but when you've got steel toed boots on it's a last resort. lmfao.

@ Methos: From Red Dwarf right?

Crimson Orchid says:

"From Red Dwarf right?"

yup :D

M

If I could rearrange the letters in the alpebet I would put U ad I together.

If you look outside you'll see that the sports car is mine. Wanna' go for a ride?

So, you walk up to a lady.. hand her a rose, and say

"Could you hold this rose"

and of course she will ask you why

" So that the flower can learn the nature of True beauty-

Exusiai says:

"So, you walk up to a lady.. hand her a rose, and say "Could you hold this rose" and of course she will ask you why " So that the flower can learn the nature of True beauty- "

i like that!!!!

i would so be picked up lmao

aww thats so sweet

throws up again

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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