best pick up lines...

DarkKnight says:

"Your body is my Heaven, your heartbeat - the angels' applause. When God created you, my Princess, it was perfection without a flaw."

To be honest, if a guy said that to me I'd be sorta suspicious. It feels too... frou-frou-ish in my opinion.

Gloom says:

"DarkKnight says:

"Your body is my Heaven, your heartbeat - the angels' applause. When God created you, my Princess, it was perfection without a flaw."

To be honest, if a guy said that to me I'd be sorta suspicious. It feels too... frou-frou-ish in my opinion."

Alright

Darling, you look divine! If I were to present your picture in heaven, so many angels will hide their face in shame.

Eternal Chaos says:

"Holly Cross says:

"Can you really!? Cool let's hear one "

Who're you talking to?"

You you said you write better poetry

Holly Cross says:

"Can you really!? Cool let's hear one "

Who're you talking to?

Holly Cross says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"DarkKnight says:

"All the stars in the sky cannot compare to the beauty of your smile."

-__- I fell for that one once. Ended up bad... "

That's a cheesy line. Bad attempt at poetry."

Your poetry is better."

I know my poetry is better. Like I've proven to you on countless occasions, I've shown you my poetic power. If I want to, I can write something off the top of my head without a full attempt, but I don't need to because I don't need to prove anything. Pick up lines are crap for people who are basically only in relationships to get laid or something assinine like that. Doesn't matter though."

Say one "

"The song of a choir of angels pales in comparison to the sound of your voice."

"No rose can compare to you, for you are a Goddess."

"To choose between the Goddess of Beauty and Love Aphrodite or you is a contest in which you surely be the victor."

"I can gaze into your soft warm eyes for the rest of eternity, and I'd rather spend the rest of my life with you in my arms and my lips against yours."

I stay away from that garbage because it's stupid.

Holly Cross says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Holly Cross says:

"Can you really!? Cool let's hear one "

Who're you talking to?"

You you said you write better poetry"

I'll be honest with you. I've only written two poems in my entire life.

Eternal Chaos says:

"Holly Cross says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"DarkKnight says:

"All the stars in the sky cannot compare to the beauty of your smile."

-__- I fell for that one once. Ended up bad... "

That's a cheesy line. Bad attempt at poetry."

Your poetry is better."

I know my poetry is better. Like I've proven to you on countless occasions, I've shown you my poetic power. If I want to, I can write something off the top of my head without a full attempt, but I don't need to because I don't need to prove anything. Pick up lines are crap for people who are basically only in relationships to get laid or something assinine like that. Doesn't matter though."

Say one "

"The song of a choir of angels pales in comparison to the sound of your voice." "No rose can compare to you, for you are a Goddess." "To choose between the Goddess of Beauty and Love Aphrodite or you is a contest in which you surely be the victor." "I can gaze into your soft warm eyes for the rest of eternity, and I'd rather spend the rest of my life with you in my arms and my lips against yours." I stay away from that garbage because it's stupid."

I have some PMs that can counteract two of those...

Eternal Chaos says:

"I stay away from that garbage because it's stupid."

Aaaaaand that ruined it.

XD

Eternal Chaos says:

"Holly Cross says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"DarkKnight says:

"All the stars in the sky cannot compare to the beauty of your smile."

-__- I fell for that one once. Ended up bad... "

That's a cheesy line. Bad attempt at poetry."

Your poetry is better."

I know my poetry is better. Like I've proven to you on countless occasions, I've shown you my poetic power. If I want to, I can write something off the top of my head without a full attempt, but I don't need to because I don't need to prove anything. Pick up lines are crap for people who are basically only in relationships to get laid or something assinine like that. Doesn't matter though."

Say one "

"The song of a choir of angels pales in comparison to the sound of your voice." "No rose can compare to you, for you are a Goddess." "To choose between the Goddess of Beauty and Love Aphrodite or you is a contest in which you surely be the victor." "I can gaze into your soft warm eyes for the rest of eternity, and I'd rather spend the rest of my life with you in my arms and my lips against yours." I stay away from that garbage because it's stupid."

Uhm? duh. Personally I'm more likely to fall for the pokemon line

Gloom says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"I stay away from that garbage because it's stupid."

Aaaaaand that ruined it. XD"

Ha ha, I had to. I wasn't staying true to myself.

@Kiara: My dear, you have ALOT of PMs, IMs and Emails that let my poetic prowess shine.

EC, why yes, yes I do and I covet them like they are holy xP

aztek_the_lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

""The song of a choir of angels pales in comparison to the sound of your voice." "No rose can compare to you, for you are a Goddess." "To choose between the Goddess of Beauty and Love Aphrodite or you is a contest in which you surely be the victor." "I can gaze into your soft warm eyes for the rest of eternity, and I'd rather spend the rest of my life with you in my arms and my lips against yours." I stay away from that garbage because it's stupid."

never knew you had it in you :P btw, I agree that stuff is stupid...the only purpose of pick-up lines is to make a girl laugh so you can sleep with her"

Really!?

Kiara Sullivan says:

"EC, why yes, yes I do and I covet them like they are holy xP"

Because you know how romantic I can be.

aztek_the_lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

""The song of a choir of angels pales in comparison to the sound of your voice." "No rose can compare to you, for you are a Goddess." "To choose between the Goddess of Beauty and Love Aphrodite or you is a contest in which you surely be the victor." "I can gaze into your soft warm eyes for the rest of eternity, and I'd rather spend the rest of my life with you in my arms and my lips against yours." I stay away from that garbage because it's stupid."

never knew you had it in you :P btw, I agree that stuff is stupid...the only purpose of pick-up lines is to make a girl laugh so you can sleep with her"

Of course I have it in me. Like I said in that sexiness thread (I responded to you btw, you need to go read it) I'm a prick most of the time, but I have a softer side to me.

Holly Cross says:

"Uhm? duh. Personally I'm more likely to fall for the pokemon line"

Because you have self-esteem issues like alot of us do.

EC, why yes, yes I do. grins I know how...never mind xP

aztek_the_lost says:

"Holly Cross says:

"aztek_the_lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

""The song of a choir of angels pales in comparison to the sound of your voice." "No rose can compare to you, for you are a Goddess." "To choose between the Goddess of Beauty and Love Aphrodite or you is a contest in which you surely be the victor." "I can gaze into your soft warm eyes for the rest of eternity, and I'd rather spend the rest of my life with you in my arms and my lips against yours." I stay away from that garbage because it's stupid."

never knew you had it in you :P btw, I agree that stuff is stupid...the only purpose of pick-up lines is to make a girl laugh so you can sleep with her"

Really!?"

well, I highly doubt there's any guy who thinks a pick-up line (especially any of these) will start a beautiful romance"

You'd be surprised.

"That's not a gun. I'm just happy to see you."

Eternal Chaos says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"EC, why yes, yes I do and I covet them like they are holy xP"

Because you know how romantic I can be. aztek_the_lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

""The song of a choir of angels pales in comparison to the sound of your voice." "No rose can compare to you, for you are a Goddess." "To choose between the Goddess of Beauty and Love Aphrodite or you is a contest in which you surely be the victor." "I can gaze into your soft warm eyes for the rest of eternity, and I'd rather spend the rest of my life with you in my arms and my lips against yours." I stay away from that garbage because it's stupid."

never knew you had it in you :P btw, I agree that stuff is stupid...the only purpose of pick-up lines is to make a girl laugh so you can sleep with her"

Of course I have it in me. Like I said in that sexiness thread (I responded to you btw, you need to go read it) I'm a prick most of the time, but I have a softer side to me. Holly Cross says:

"Uhm? duh. Personally I'm more likely to fall for the pokemon line"

Because you have self-esteem issues like alot of us do."

I dunno...people tell me I'm pretty but I don't believe 'em...I'm like "Ok, what do you want?"

"Excuse me. There's an ugly large insect on your back. Hold still I'll hit it." (Wait for hysterical screaming to stop) "It seems to have flown away. You seem shaken. Let me buy U some tea."

aztek_the_lost says:

"Holly Cross says:

"I dunno...people tell me I'm pretty but I don't believe 'em...I'm like "Ok, what do you want?" "

see, you don't think its to start a romance either"

Only because the people who said it were my friends, my mom's friends and this one guy who (my mistake) I thought was gay

aztek_the_lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Of course I have it in me. Like I said in that sexiness thread (I responded to you btw, you need to go read it) I'm a prick most of the time, but I have a softer side to me."

what was my last comment? I knew you had it in you, most writers (at least those with self-esteem issues) have a poetic side to them "

Your last comment was response to me. It was something like "You know I had issues that far back?"

@Holly: I have that same issue. It's understandable depending on your history.

"Excuse me. I'm new to the area. Is there any where I can go to cash this lottery check."

aztek_the_lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"aztek_the_lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"Of course I have it in me. Like I said in that sexiness thread (I responded to you btw, you need to go read it) I'm a prick most of the time, but I have a softer side to me."

what was my last comment? I knew you had it in you, most writers (at least those with self-esteem issues) have a poetic side to them "

Your last comment was response to me. It was something like "You know I had issues that far back?" @Holly: I have that same issue. It's understandable depending on your history."

no I mean what was my last comment in our confrontation...the one that let you figure out I was lacking in the self-esteem department"

When I said "The world would be better off without you" and you said "I know it would be."

Takes out a key

If I turned this key would it turn you on?

"May I have your phone number so I can stalk you like was legal in the good ol days of romance?"

The world would be better off without alot of people. But not those who are like us.

We are the better people, others just refuse to see it.

Orchid wins! xP

Aztek, you know I am just like you are. And so is EC, and judging how things are going, Holly too.

aztek the lost says:

"oh yeah, I remember that...that's why I liked your avatar so much"

I'm assuming it was the "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself" AV correct?

Aztek, I am sure there are more. I havent talked to everyone :-P But I'll get on it xP

aztek the lost says:

"Lady Redhead says:

"Midnight Lantern says:

"Hey Baby.You smell nice.Do you know Karate? Cause your body is kickin'."

RAOFL man im learning a lot about the guys on this site! LOL"

that we have the lamest lines ever..."

"Baby, you gots to have the fattest hines I've eva seen! Lemme git cho number."

Hey Baby.

You smell nice.

Do you know Karate? Cause your body is kickin'.

POHOCOM says:

""Excuse me. I'm new to the area. Is there any where I can go to cash this lottery check.""

what would you get out of that? Directions? LOL

Midnight Lantern says:

"Hey Baby.You smell nice.Do you know Karate? Cause your body is kickin'."

RAOFL man im learning a lot about the guys on this site! LOL

aztek the lost says:

"Lady Redhead says:

"Midnight Lantern says:

"Hey Baby.You smell nice.Do you know Karate? Cause your body is kickin'."

RAOFL man im learning a lot about the guys on this site! LOL"

that we have the lamest lines ever..."

You nailed it bro!

Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you.

Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch.

aztek the lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"aztek the lost says:

"oh yeah, I remember that...that's why I liked your avatar so much"

I'm assuming it was the "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself" AV correct?"

yep"

Love that AV.

Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP

Lady Redhead says:

"Midnight Lantern says:

"Hey Baby. You smell nice. Do you know Karate? Cause your body is kickin'. "

RAOFL man im learning a lot about the guys on this site! LOL"

What do you expect from me? lol.

Midnight Lantern says:

"Lady Redhead says:

"Midnight Lantern says:

"Hey Baby. You smell nice. Do you know Karate? Cause your body is kickin'. "

RAOFL man im learning a lot about the guys on this site! LOL"

What do you expect from me? lol."

It was very funny!

@Az, i would have thought all that reading would have made u guys more creative thats all LOL

hangs head

I never get pick up lines...

Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP"

lmfao, I thought it was very creative. XD

Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP"

lmfao, I thought it was very creative. XD"

It is, not one I have heard before. I mostly get the, So you like wrestling.. or who's your face singer. Really Mine too.. blah blah blah.."

Here's one I've had to slap guys for... "Are you good at math? Cause we should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply" "

I've heard that one before. Stupid men.

Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP"

lmfao, I thought it was very creative. XD"

It is, not one I have heard before. I mostly get the, So you like wrestling.. or who's your fave singer. Really Mine too.. blah blah blah..
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Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Crimson Orchid says:

"Kiara Sullivan says:

"Orchid wins! xP"

lmfao! Thank you, thank you. Some guy actually tried that one on a friend of mine when we were out for lunch."

Orchid, that is hands down the funniest one IO heard xP"

lmfao, I thought it was very creative. XD"

It is, not one I have heard before. I mostly get the, So you like wrestling.. or who's your face singer. Really Mine too.. blah blah blah.."

Here's one I've had to slap guys for... "Are you good at math? Cause we should add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply" "

I've heard that one before. Stupid men."

Yeah... I've heard some pretty bad ones...

aztek the lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"aztek the lost says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"aztek the lost says:

"oh yeah, I remember that...that's why I liked your avatar so much"

I'm assuming it was the "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself" AV correct?"

yep"

Love that AV."

I remember it, cause on the day I first saw it another writer commented on my page telling me that I shouldn't give up on my dream of being a writer (she also liked your avatar)"

Interesting. Apparently my dark humor is popular around here. I'm going to show it more often. LoL.