Title says it all!
BRING IT ON!!
my all time fav has been
"nice shoes wanna f*"
How bout...
Gotta map..cause I was trying to find my way to your heart and got lost in your eyes...
Are you free tonight.... or will it cost me...
I forgot my phone number...can I have yours....
Do you have a mirror in your pocket...cause I can see myself in your pants...
Need help dressing? How about we both get naked and you wear me out...
Here's a list of quotes from the King of One-liners... BRUCE CAMPBELL!
"Good.. Bad.. I'm The Guy With The Gun"
"Well, guess who's back to visit? Mr. Cowardly Traitor!"
"Gimme some sugar baby."
"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!"
"After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh."
"Well hello Mr. Fancypants."
I'm paraphrasing, but it's a Zapp Brannigan line from Futurama, "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take off your clothes and dance around in your underwear for me?"
Lady Redhead says:
"*licks finger and puts it on shirt* lets get you out of those wet clothes"
Somebody tells me that, my clothes will fall off. LoL.
ElusiveStorm says:
"Here's a list of quotes from the King of One-liners... BRUCE CAMPBELL!"Good.. Bad.. I'm The Guy With The Gun""Well, guess who's back to visit? Mr. Cowardly Traitor!""Gimme some sugar baby.""Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!""After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh.""Well hello Mr. Fancypants.""
Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?
I've just won the lottery!
I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Supreme Marvel says:
"Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?I've just won the lottery!I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you."
OH those are really sweet
throws up LOL
Lady Redhead says:
"Supreme Marvel says:"Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?I've just won the lottery!I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you."OH those are really sweet
throws up LOL"
What would you say to get a shy lad?
"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"Lets play a game of battleship. I'll lay on my back, and you can blow the hell out of me."
"I may be no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock."
"Hey there, you dropped something. My jaw."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."
Supreme Marvel says:
"Lady Redhead says:"Supreme Marvel says:"Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?I've just won the lottery!I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you."OH those are really sweet
throws up LOL"
What would you say to get a shy lad?"
Nothing i dont like shy guys! LOL
Post Edited:2008-03-29 11:40:17
Skeletor says:
"Holly Cross says:"You must be an alien because you are out of this world"lol, don't say that to a mexican"
LOL thanks for the advice
I have seen sunsets, sunrises, blue oceans, deep seas, lush forests, dense jungles, but nothing - not even these - could compare to the beauty that lies before me.
Looking into your eyes I can see beauty, looking into your soul I can see passion, looking into your mind I can see intelligence, but looking into your heart I can see the world.
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