best pick up lines...

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#1  Edited By lady_redhead

Title says it all!

BRING IT ON!!

my all time fav has been

"nice shoes wanna f*"

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#2  Edited By Dementia5

"I have money, and I'm willing to spend it on you."

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#3  Edited By lady_redhead

You know your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor

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#4  Edited By DarkKnight

You look familiar, come one how do I know you?? ahhh that's right - you were in my dreams

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#5  Edited By Dementia5

DarkKnight says:

"Nothing is more beautiful than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses."

Ooooooooo.....that one's actually pretty good!

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#6  Edited By Avantar

How bout...

Gotta map..cause I was trying to find my way to your heart and got lost in your eyes...

Are you free tonight.... or will it cost me...

I forgot my phone number...can I have yours....

Do you have a mirror in your pocket...cause I can see myself in your pants...

Need help dressing? How about we both get naked and you wear me out...

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#7  Edited By DarkKnight

The greatest gift to my eyesight is having my eyes set on you.

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#8  Edited By Eternal Chaos

"Hello there beautiful, do you wanna the lucky lady of the night?"

"What can I get for $20?"

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#9  Edited By Avantar

Do you know that your hair and my pillow are color coordinated...

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the dance floor...

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? WINK

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#10  Edited By DarkKnight

Nothing is more beautiful than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses.

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#11  Edited By lady_redhead

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#12  Edited By DarkKnight

If I were blind, within my heart I could still see the beauty that is you

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#13  Edited By ElusiveStorm

Here's a list of quotes from the King of One-liners... BRUCE CAMPBELL!

"Good.. Bad.. I'm The Guy With The Gun"

"Well, guess who's back to visit? Mr. Cowardly Traitor!"

"Gimme some sugar baby."

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!"

"After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh."

"Well hello Mr. Fancypants."

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#14  Edited By lady_redhead

licks finger and puts it on shirt lets get you out of those wet clothes

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#15  Edited By Avantar

I'm new here..wanna give me a tour of your body?

Miss if you lost your virginity can I have the box it came in?

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#16  Edited By Eternal Chaos

"Wanna play with my wee?"

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#17  Edited By Eternal Chaos

"I'm a gynocologist, and this is my check up stick".

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#18  Edited By Cosmic Sentinel

I'm paraphrasing, but it's a Zapp Brannigan line from Futurama, "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take off your clothes and dance around in your underwear for me?"

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#19  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Lady Redhead says:

"*licks finger and puts it on shirt* lets get you out of those wet clothes"

Somebody tells me that, my clothes will fall off. LoL.

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#20  Edited By lady_redhead

ElusiveStorm says:

"Here's a list of quotes from the King of One-liners... BRUCE CAMPBELL!"Good.. Bad.. I'm The Guy With The Gun""Well, guess who's back to visit? Mr. Cowardly Traitor!""Gimme some sugar baby.""Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!""After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh.""Well hello Mr. Fancypants.""

GOTTA LOVE THE BRUCE MAN

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#21  Edited By Supreme Marvel

Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?

Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?

I've just won the lottery!

I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

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#22  Edited By Avantar

Which is easier..getting you into those tight jeans or getting you out of them...

I think the hair on my head matches the hair between your legs..lets go check...

Do you believe in the here-after?..Then you know what I am here after

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#23  Edited By lady_redhead

Supreme Marvel says:

"Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?I've just won the lottery!I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you."

OH those are really sweet

throws up LOL

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#24  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Too much.. gushy... it hurts...

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#25  Edited By Avantar

If you would regret this in the morning, we could sleep til afternoon...

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head....

You are on my list of things to do tonight...

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#26  Edited By Supreme Marvel

Lady Redhead says:

"Supreme Marvel says:
"Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?I've just won the lottery!I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you."

OH those are really sweet

throws up LOL"

What would you say to get a shy lad?

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#27  Edited By lady_redhead

Eternal Chaos says:

"Too much.. gushy... it hurts..."

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#28  Edited By Chickenman

"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"Lets play a game of battleship. I'll lay on my back, and you can blow the hell out of me."

"I may be no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Hey there, you dropped something. My jaw."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."

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#29  Edited By Eternal Chaos

Lady Redhead says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Too much.. gushy... it hurts..."
"

Laughs.

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#30  Edited By lady_redhead

Supreme Marvel says:

"Lady Redhead says:
"Supreme Marvel says:
"Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?I've just won the lottery!I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you."

OH those are really sweet

throws up LOL"

What would you say to get a shy lad?"

Nothing i dont like shy guys! LOL
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#31  Edited By Supreme Marvel

Would you like a drink? Pretty obvious one

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#32  Edited By Supreme Marvel

Come with me if you want to live!

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#34  Edited By lady_redhead

"Hey there, you dropped something. My jaw."

OMG Im so stealing that one!! thats classic

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#35  Edited By Holly Cross

You must be an alien because you are out of this world

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#36  Edited By DarkKnight

It's a beautiful day. Don't let it slip away.

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#37  Edited By DarkKnight

Your looks may grab my eye, but your personality will hold my heart.

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#38  Edited By Skeletor

Holly Cross says:

"You must be an alien because you are out of this world"

lol, don't say that to a mexican

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#39  Edited By Holly Cross

"Your name must be Destiny because destiny is my future"

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#40  Edited By DarkKnight

To dream of you, is to dream of perfection at its greatest.

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#41  Edited By Holly Cross

Skeletor says:

"Holly Cross says:
"You must be an alien because you are out of this world"
lol, don't say that to a mexican"

LOL thanks for the advice

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#42  Edited By DarkKnight

Your eyes aren't just beautiful, they are a gateway to a world that I want to be part of.

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#43  Edited By Eternal Chaos

"There aint no woman that can take your spot my love."

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#44  Edited By Holly Cross

"Are you a pokemon? Because I choose you"

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#45  Edited By Skeletor

wow, are you seriously believing that a epic speech like those are going to get you together with someone you don't know?

They will be looking like "wtf?"

You actually do have to start with the corny original ones.

Like , want a drink? and then proceed from that moment on.

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#46  Edited By DarkKnight

I have seen sunsets, sunrises, blue oceans, deep seas, lush forests, dense jungles, but nothing - not even these - could compare to the beauty that lies before me.

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#47  Edited By DarkKnight

Looking into your eyes I can see beauty, looking into your soul I can see passion, looking into your mind I can see intelligence, but looking into your heart I can see the world.

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#48  Edited By Skeletor

Holly Cross says:

""Are you a pokemon? Because I choose you""

xD

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#49  Edited By Skeletor

lol

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#50  Edited By LexiCat

laughing as she reads these lines

Do.. guys still use these? Seriously? I know I've had a few of them tried on me, but I'd hope the guys..as they get older.. find they don't need to use them.