best pick up lines... - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Title says it all!

BRING IT ON!!

my all time fav has been

"nice shoes wanna f*"

#2 Posted by Dementia5 (686 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

"I have money, and I'm willing to spend it on you."

#3 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

You know your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor

#4 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

You look familiar, come one how do I know you?? ahhh that's right - you were in my dreams

#5 Posted by Dementia5 (686 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

DarkKnight says:

"Nothing is more beautiful than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses."

Ooooooooo.....that one's actually pretty good!

#6 Posted by Avantar (374 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

How bout...

Gotta map..cause I was trying to find my way to your heart and got lost in your eyes...

Are you free tonight.... or will it cost me...

I forgot my phone number...can I have yours....

Do you have a mirror in your pocket...cause I can see myself in your pants...

Need help dressing? How about we both get naked and you wear me out...

#7 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

The greatest gift to my eyesight is having my eyes set on you.

#8 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

"Hello there beautiful, do you wanna the lucky lady of the night?"

"What can I get for $20?"

#9 Posted by Avantar (374 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Do you know that your hair and my pillow are color coordinated...

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the dance floor...

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? WINK

#10 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Nothing is more beautiful than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses.

#11 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

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#12 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

If I were blind, within my heart I could still see the beauty that is you

#13 Posted by ElusiveStorm (2728 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Here's a list of quotes from the King of One-liners... BRUCE CAMPBELL!

"Good.. Bad.. I'm The Guy With The Gun"

"Well, guess who's back to visit? Mr. Cowardly Traitor!"

"Gimme some sugar baby."

"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!"

"After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh."

"Well hello Mr. Fancypants."

#14 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

licks finger and puts it on shirt lets get you out of those wet clothes

#15 Posted by Avantar (374 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

I'm new here..wanna give me a tour of your body?

Miss if you lost your virginity can I have the box it came in?

#16 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

"Wanna play with my wee?"

#17 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

"I'm a gynocologist, and this is my check up stick".

#18 Posted by Cosmic Sentinel (3745 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

I'm paraphrasing, but it's a Zapp Brannigan line from Futurama, "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take off your clothes and dance around in your underwear for me?"

#19 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Lady Redhead says:

"*licks finger and puts it on shirt* lets get you out of those wet clothes"

Somebody tells me that, my clothes will fall off. LoL.

#20 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

ElusiveStorm says:

"Here's a list of quotes from the King of One-liners... BRUCE CAMPBELL!"Good.. Bad.. I'm The Guy With The Gun""Well, guess who's back to visit? Mr. Cowardly Traitor!""Gimme some sugar baby.""Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!""After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh.""Well hello Mr. Fancypants.""

GOTTA LOVE THE BRUCE MAN

#21 Posted by Supreme Marvel (10996 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?

Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?

I've just won the lottery!

I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

#22 Posted by Avantar (374 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Which is easier..getting you into those tight jeans or getting you out of them...

I think the hair on my head matches the hair between your legs..lets go check...

Do you believe in the here-after?..Then you know what I am here after

#23 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Supreme Marvel says:

"Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?I've just won the lottery!I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you."

OH those are really sweet

throws up LOL

#24 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Too much.. gushy... it hurts...

#25 Posted by Avantar (374 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

If you would regret this in the morning, we could sleep til afternoon...

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head....

You are on my list of things to do tonight...

#26 Posted by Supreme Marvel (10996 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Lady Redhead says:

"Supreme Marvel says:
"Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?I've just won the lottery!I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you."
OH those are really sweet
throws up LOL"

What would you say to get a shy lad?

#27 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"Too much.. gushy... it hurts..."

#28 Posted by Chickenman (271 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"Lets play a game of battleship. I'll lay on my back, and you can blow the hell out of me."

"I may be no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Hey there, you dropped something. My jaw."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."

#29 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Lady Redhead says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"Too much.. gushy... it hurts..."
"

Laughs.

#30 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Supreme Marvel says:

"Lady Redhead says:
"Supreme Marvel says:
"Girl your feet must be tired because you been running through my mind all day?Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?I've just won the lottery!I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you."
OH those are really sweet
throws up LOL"
What would you say to get a shy lad?"

Nothing i dont like shy guys! LOL
Post Edited:2008-03-29 11:40:17

#31 Posted by Supreme Marvel (10996 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Would you like a drink? Pretty obvious one

#32 Posted by Supreme Marvel (10996 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Come with me if you want to live!

#33 Posted by Skeletor (583 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

#34 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

"Hey there, you dropped something. My jaw."

OMG Im so stealing that one!! thats classic

#35 Posted by Holly Cross (478 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

You must be an alien because you are out of this world

#36 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

It's a beautiful day. Don't let it slip away.

#37 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Your looks may grab my eye, but your personality will hold my heart.

#38 Posted by Skeletor (583 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Holly Cross says:

"You must be an alien because you are out of this world"

lol, don't say that to a mexican

#39 Posted by Holly Cross (478 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

"Your name must be Destiny because destiny is my future"

#40 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

To dream of you, is to dream of perfection at its greatest.

#41 Posted by Holly Cross (478 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Skeletor says:

"Holly Cross says:
"You must be an alien because you are out of this world"
lol, don't say that to a mexican"

LOL thanks for the advice

#42 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Your eyes aren't just beautiful, they are a gateway to a world that I want to be part of.

#43 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

"There aint no woman that can take your spot my love."

#44 Posted by Holly Cross (478 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

"Are you a pokemon? Because I choose you"

#45 Posted by Skeletor (583 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

wow, are you seriously believing that a epic speech like those are going to get you together with someone you don't know?

They will be looking like "wtf?"

You actually do have to start with the corny original ones.

Like , want a drink? and then proceed from that moment on.

#46 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

I have seen sunsets, sunrises, blue oceans, deep seas, lush forests, dense jungles, but nothing - not even these - could compare to the beauty that lies before me.

#47 Posted by DarkKnight (77 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Looking into your eyes I can see beauty, looking into your soul I can see passion, looking into your mind I can see intelligence, but looking into your heart I can see the world.

#48 Posted by Skeletor (583 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Holly Cross says:

""Are you a pokemon? Because I choose you""

xD

#49 Posted by Skeletor (583 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

lol

#50 Posted by LexiCat (5284 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

laughing as she reads these lines

Do.. guys still use these? Seriously? I know I've had a few of them tried on me, but I'd hope the guys..as they get older.. find they don't need to use them.