Best movie quotes

Lets try and keep the Scarface quotes to a minimum...lol

Cobra/Nightslasher - I want your eyes pig.......I want them!

King Leonidas/300 - You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same! ( That whole sequence is bad a$$)

just to name a few

I like humour in movies where it just shouldn't go :)

Batman Begins:

Alfred: "If those are to be the first of many injuries to come... It would be wise to think of a suitable excuse... polo for instance."

Bruce: indignantly "I'm not learning polo Alfred!"

Alfred: opens blinds sun blares in

Bruce: pulls sheets over head "bats are nocturnal!"

Alfred: "Bats may be, but even for Billionaire Playboys, 3 oclock is pushing it!"

Bruce is trapped beneath a piece of fiery debris in a blazing inferno

Alfred: "What's the point of all those pushups, if YOU can't even lift a bloody log!?"

Lucius: "I've synthesized an antidote..."

Bruce: "Could you make more?"

Lucius: "Planning on gassing yourself again, Mr. Wayne?"

Bruce: Well you know how it is, your out at night looking for kicks someones passing around the weoponized hallucinogens..."
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Elusive's number 1:

Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness: "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

sorry my post came out all weird... :/

its all good we were able to read them.

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Does Stargate SG:1 count ? Cause O'Neill has some classics in there.

"They had a lotta weapons mister. And they was shootin' bullets."

-Charlie Prince, 3:10 To Yuma

HAIL TO THE KING BABY-Army of Darkness

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Rabbit :D Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Barguest says:

""I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Rabbit :D Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

you know when i was a kid and watched that she was hot...what am i saying shes still hot

Darkchild says:

"Barguest says:

""I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Rabbit :D Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

you know when i was a kid and watched that she was hot...what am i saying shes still hot"

Even I find her hot :P

Barguest says:

"Darkchild says:

"Barguest says:

""I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Rabbit :D Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

you know when i was a kid and watched that she was hot...what am i saying shes still hot"

Even I find her hot :P"

lol

Gladiator - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Army of Darkness ending, possessed deadite woman attacks the store:

Ash- "Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

Possessed woman- "Who the hell are you?"

Ash- "Name's Ash."

[cocks rifle]

Ash- "Housewares."

Army of Darkness- Ash: "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

Jules: My name's Pith. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this s#!@.

Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so f@$#ed up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country are you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: English, mother@#$%!@, do you speak it?

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf@$#er. Say what one more godd@mn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a b!t@h?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B!T@H?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you tried to f@$# him like a b!t@h, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f@$# him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f@$#ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

I can quote that entire movie. lol

Way of the Gun -

Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fing car!

Raving Bitch: Hey d--kless, get off the fing car! Hey f--ksuck, get your slippery fing a$$ off the car! Listen to me, get off the fing car with your fing a$$!

Parker: Shut that c--ts mouth or I'll come over there and f--kstart her head!

Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fing got up this fing morning ahole, because my boyfriend's gonna f--k you up! And then after that while he's fing up your fing gay uncle over there I'm gonna fing cut off your c--k and mail it to your mother, you fing f--got b!t@h! You gaylord fing b!t@h! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fing f--got? You like to a$$ f--k? Fontanella fing babyheads!

Bar Patron: Go ahead.

Raving Bitch: You like to f--k babyheads? You like to f--k boys? He's gonna f--k you in the a$$, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to f--k...

Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna f--k you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

I hope i edited everything, it's a great scene though hilarious

"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Alec Baldwin "malice" "I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you: When someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry, or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis! And you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November seventeenth, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something -- I am God!"

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Predator

Alien

Ripley: Ash, can you hear me? ASH!

Ash: Yes, I can hear you.

Ripley: What was your special order twenty-four?

Ash: You read it, I thought it was clear.

Ripley: What was it?

Ash: Return alien life form, all other priorities rescinded.

Parker: What about our lives, you son of a bitch?

Ash: I repeat, all other priorities rescinded.

Ripley: How do we kill it?

Ash: You can't.

Parker: Bullshit!

Ash: You still don't know what you're dealing with do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

Lambert: You admire it.

Ash: I admire its purity, its sense of survival; unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

Parker: I've heard enough and I'm asking you to pull the plug.

Ash: One more word. I can't speak for your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

John McClane: Yippie Kaye, Motherfker!

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."- Forrest Gump

Full Metal Jacket -

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no sh-t. What do we have here, a fing comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f my sister!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your a$$! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unf--k yourself or I unscrew your head and sh-t down your neck!

John Mclane:Now i know what t.v dinner feels like.

Hector: you speak of war as if it's a game. but how many wives wait at Troy's gates for

    husbands they will never see again?

Achilles: perhaps your brother can comfort them, i hear he's good at charming other men's wives.

Neo: I thought it wasn't real

Morpheus: Your mind makes it real

Neo: If you're killed in the matrix, you die here?

Morpheus: The body cannot live without the mind

Any guesses on this movie...

Friday

Pastor Clever: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.

Smokey: Well round here, between Normandy and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...

Craig Jones: Right...

Smokey: N*a!

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" - Julian

"No women, no children. I don't need that sh*t in my life."

"thats what i love about high school girls, i keep gettin older and they stay the same age."

"I haven't been f---ed like that since grade school." Marla Singer- Fight Club

I have 3

Say hello to my little friend.

Friday

Pastor Clever: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.

Smokey: Well round here, between Normandy and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...

Craig Jones: Right...

Smokey: N*a!

and..

Yippie Kaye Motherfker!

Hilarious.

John nada(they live):i'm here to chew bubblegum and kickass and i am all out of bubblegum.

"I'm here Huckleberry. Thats just my game."

"I never joke about my work, 007"

"Heeeeeey youuuuuuu guuuuuuuuys"

Final Arrow says:

""Your Drunk, I bet your seeing double""Yeah and a got a gun for the two of ya""

You did it wrong :P

"Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures"

"Your Drunk, I bet your seeing double"

"Yeah and a got a gun for the two of ya"

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Eight-four carats.

Where?

London.

London?

London.

London?

Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea. Bad food, worse weather. Mary fuin' Poppins. London!

"There are too many motherf#$@in' snakes on this motherf#$@in' plane!" :)

Gambler says:

"Final Arrow says:

""Your Drunk, I bet your seeing double" "Yeah and a got a gun for the two of ya""

You did it wrong :P"

Screw you i have had aleast ten pints!

"Your Drunk"

"Your Sexy"

The Doll says:

""There are too many motherf#$@in' snakes on this motherf#$@in' plane!" :)"

LMFAO

"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can"

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've f#$ked!

Boondock Saints

"Make Love Not War....BUT ON YOUR OWN TIME!!"

Ryan Reynolds - School of Life

"I'm Jewish" ~Mr. & Mrs. Smith