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#1 Posted by cattlebattle (13407 posts) - - Show Bio

Man: this is a stock exchange, there is no money to steal here.....
 
Bane: Really, then why are you people here??
 
 
Agreed?????????

#2 Posted by cyberninja (10383 posts) - - Show Bio

Agreed

#3 Posted by Shawnbaby (10869 posts) - - Show Bio

Loki: I Have an Army
Stark: We Have a Hulk.

#4 Posted by SpideyPresence (1906 posts) - - Show Bio

Loki: How will your friends have time for me, when they'll be too busy fighting you?

[taps Stark with his scepter... nothing happens]

Loki: [tries again, with no success] This usually works...

Tony: Performance issues? No big deal 1 out of 5 men.....

Then loki throws him out the window lmfao.

#5 Posted by The Stegman (26086 posts) - - Show Bio

 Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!... No, I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And when he wakes, he'll have just enough time to see the work he's done, and when he screams, I'll break his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim! 

- Loki 
 
 
It's even better if you know what a mewling quim is.
#6 Posted by cattlebattle (13407 posts) - - Show Bio

Meh, F*ck Avengers

#7 Posted by utotheg38 (18861 posts) - - Show Bio

Fanboy much

#8 Edited by TheAnnihilator (1028 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane is for sure one of my favorite movie villains of all time.

"Then why are you people here?" is tied with "Puny god." for me.

Oh, and the performance issues one from The Avengers. That was good too.

I can't seem to remember any good quotes from The Amazing Spider-Man. Wait, the mayor of Tokyo one.

#9 Posted by Noctis (1396 posts) - - Show Bio
Catwoman: You've given them everything. 
  
Batman: Not everything, not yet.
#10 Posted by Inverno (13292 posts) - - Show Bio

I am Gotham's Reckoning.

#11 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20446 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyPresence said:

Loki: How will your friends have time for me, when they'll be too busy fighting you?

[taps Stark with his scepter... nothing happens]

Loki: [tries again, with no success] This usually works...

Tony: Performance issues? No big deal 1 out of 5 men.....

Then loki throws him out the window lmfao.

@cattlebattle said:

Man: this is a stock exchange, there is no money to steal here..... Bane: Really, then why are you people here?? Agreed?????????

@Shawnbaby said:

Loki: I Have an Army Stark: We Have a Hulk.

These.

#12 Edited by TheWholeDamnShow (758 posts) - - Show Bio

EDIT:

This thread is exactly how I pictured before I entered.

#13 Edited by The_Tree (7986 posts) - - Show Bio

Semi-spoiler The Dark Knight Rises quote:

"Tell me where the trigger is, and then you have my permission to die." -Batman

#14 Posted by Jean_Luc_LeBeau (84704 posts) - - Show Bio

Man, its tough. Love the Bane line but thats not even his best one

Bane: "Ah, you think the darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark, I was born in it, molded by it. I didnt see the light until I was a man, by then all it was was blinding"

Another personal fav

Bane: But I, I didnt escape.....

Batman: But the child? The child of Ras Al Ghul..."

Stab

Talia:" He's not the child of Ras Al Ghul, I am. I climbed out of the pit"

#15 Posted by buttersdaman000 (10580 posts) - - Show Bio
@Noctis said:
Catwoman: You've given them everything. 
  
Batman: Not everything, not yet.
@CaioTrubat said:

I am Gotham's Reckoning.

@The_Tree said:

Semi-spoiler The Dark Knight Rises quote:

"Tell me where the trigger is, and then you have my permission to die." -Batman

@The Stegman said:

 Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!... No, I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And when he wakes, he'll have just enough time to see the work he's done, and when he screams, I'll break his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim! 

- Loki   It's even better if you know what a mewling quim is.
@cattlebattle said:
Man: this is a stock exchange, there is no money to steal here.....  Bane: Really, then why are you people here??   Agreed?????????
All these 
#16 Posted by ssejllenrad (12790 posts) - - Show Bio

Police Man: Who are you?!

Spider-Man: No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask!

#17 Edited by BiteMe-Fanboy (8096 posts) - - Show Bio

No. No agreement.

Overall Best Quotes of the Summer:

Prometheus:

Charlie Holloway: What we hoped to achieve was to meet our makers, to get answers why they made us in the first place.

David: Why do you think your people made me?

Charlie Holloway : We made ya 'cause we could.

David: Can you imagine how disappointing it would be for you to hear the same thing from your creator?

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David: War, poverty, cruelty, unneccessary violence. I understand human emotions, although I do not feel them myself. This allows me to be more efficient and capable, and makes it easier for my human counterparts to interact with me.

I'll go with this one within movies of the comic book genre.

  1. Loki: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
  2. Nick Fury: Free from what?
  3. Loki: Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... You will know peace.
#18 Posted by nickthedevil (13972 posts) - - Show Bio

Pepper: I invited Phil----- Stark: actually, his first name is Agent.

Online
#19 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (8096 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickthedevil said:

Pepper: I invited Phil----- Stark: actually, his first name is Agent.

lol. Yeah that's a good one.

#20 Posted by .Spider-man. (3940 posts) - - Show Bio
#21 Posted by nickthedevil (13972 posts) - - Show Bio

Stark: Aaaannd that man there, is playing Galaga. He thought We wouldn't notice.

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#22 Posted by jwalser3 (5279 posts) - - Show Bio

Death, by exile.

-Scarecrow

#23 Posted by venomyak (1436 posts) - - Show Bio

Puny God.

#24 Posted by Madame_Mist (1325 posts) - - Show Bio

"He's adopted."

#25 Posted by RainEffect (3240 posts) - - Show Bio
CIA Guy: "He must be paying you guys a lot of money to keep quiet!"
 
Bane: "Or perhaps they're wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out a plan?"
 
LOVED that line.
#26 Posted by guttridgeb (4832 posts) - - Show Bio

Puny God

#27 Posted by KraytRawk (628 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane: "and that some how gives you power over me?"

#28 Posted by Mekboy (1201 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Tree said:

Semi-spoiler The Dark Knight Rises quote:

"Tell me where the trigger is, and then you have my permission to die." -Batman

I was literally cheering on the inside when this happened.

#29 Posted by AweSam (7376 posts) - - Show Bio

"This isn't a car."

#30 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8062 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane at football game

Boy Singing: And the rockets red glare(I think that was the line)

Bane: What beautiful vice xD

#31 Posted by Deranged Midget (17974 posts) - - Show Bio

Cap: "Is everything a joke to you?"

Stark: "Funny things are."

Cap: "Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off and what are you?"

Stark: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

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#32 Posted by Deranged Midget (17974 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman: "So that's what that feels like..."

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#33 Posted by Noctis (1396 posts) - - Show Bio
@Madame_Mist said:

"He's adopted."

Thor?
#34 Posted by Noctis (1396 posts) - - Show Bio
@The_Tree said:

Semi-spoiler The Dark Knight Rises quote:

"Tell me where the trigger is, and then you have my permission to die." -Batman

Hahaha, I loved that line, it was awesome!
#35 Posted by Madame_Mist (1325 posts) - - Show Bio

@Noctis said:

@Madame_Mist said:

"He's adopted."

Thor?

Yep:)

#36 Posted by Pwok21 (2459 posts) - - Show Bio

Too many to count...

#37 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8062 posts) - - Show Bio

Peters Teacher: Don't make promises you can't keep Peter

Peter to Gwen: But those are the best kind. :3

Colson: so Thats what It does

Peter: You found my weakness its small knives.

Stan Lee: Superheroes in New York? You gotta be kidding me x3

#38 Posted by Saren (25125 posts) - - Show Bio

The part where Bane walks into Daggett's apartment and tells his assistant "Leave us.". Daggett tells the assistant "No, stay. I'm in charge." And then Bane slowly puts his hand on Daggett's shoulder and says "Do you feel in charge?"

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#39 Posted by TheWitchingHour (1340 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickthedevil said:

Stark: Aaaannd that man there, is playing Galaga. He thought We wouldn't notice.

This, this, a million times this

#40 Posted by menaceforever (3696 posts) - - Show Bio

"Cron f*cks, Ben makes love" said by O

#41 Posted by k4tzm4n (34951 posts) - - Show Bio

Staff
#42 Posted by coolguyr99 (3019 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane: It would be extremely painful...

CIA Agent: You're a big guy.

Bane: ...for you.

#43 Posted by Skyfire (760 posts) - - Show Bio

That's my secret Cap......I'm always angry.

#44 Edited by venomoushatred1001 (12273 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor: You want to put the hammer down!?!?!?!?

#45 Posted by Darkseidconquers (10 posts) - - Show Bio

For me it is a toss-up between,

Bane : Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

And

CIA Agent : Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

#46 Posted by SuperShafe (470 posts) - - Show Bio

Bane: When Gotham is ashes...then you have my permission to die.

#47 Posted by Typhion (651 posts) - - Show Bio

"Bad news. It's a girl. Where's the trash can?" - Aladeen

Doctor: [Aladeen rewrote the language so his name means both "positive" and "negative"] Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?

Patient: The Aladeen news?

Doctor: You're HIV-Aladeen.

Wasn't nearly as good as Borat, but it had some great offensive one liners.

#48 Posted by ssejllenrad (12790 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

Cap: "Is everything a joke to you?"

Stark: "Funny things are."

Cap: "Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off and what are you?"

Stark: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

That's not how I remember it...

#49 Posted by Duchess (5999 posts) - - Show Bio
There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne.
#50 Posted by Kal'smahboi (3567 posts) - - Show Bio

"Your punishment must be more severe."