Best Examples of Irony/Karma that you have experienced?

You probably know what Irony and Karma are,so do you have any certain examples?

i was practicing Zen once about things are as they are type deal everything happens and leads to other things... a leaf in the wind type stick..

i remember feeling a pull to a slot machine when i cashed my check one day at the casino.. i normally dont play but i felt a need to. i go to a machine and i put a 20 dollar bill that it kept spitting out.. after the 5th try i decided to get coins instead at the change machine right next to it.

a filipino family on vacation sat on my chair knowing damn well i was trying to play it..

 i ignored them they put a dollar in and hit the jack pot of 200 thousand dollars.. had they put the full 5 dollars they would have one over a 1 million dollars.. 

* eye witch*

Two years ago in December my cousin brought over his snow board. We only had ice as we live in Texas, but we had enough for him to use the snowboard as a sled. He came to my house, I live on a farm so we had plenty of acreage to slide around on. My cousin slid down a icey hill, stood up when he got to the bottom slipped in fell to the ground.  I start laughing at him, but then I slipped.

I'm unattractive, pretty crazy, self-loathing and a social pariah. If I eat anything, I gain weight. Literally, anything. I've never won more than $10 (in terms of horse racing/football tipping).

My sister, on the other hand, is really attractive, totally normal, has all the self-confidence in the world, and is very popular. My sister can eat anything and lose weight. She has never won less than $20, despite just picking random names and numbers of horses/random teams.

And the irony; I still love my sis.

Karma: I was ripped off $1,500 and credit on an art job, so I became their spouses new lover. (I am Karma)
Irony: Someone screwd me so I...