Best and most painless way to die - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe (283 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

What do you guys think is the most painless/easiest way to commit suicide. It would be preferable if the method would involve easily acquired, household items. I was thinking of closing the garage door and leaving the car on with the windows open. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.

#2 Posted by ReVamp (22561 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

This won't bode well...

#3 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (13820 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@ReVamp said:

This won't bode well...

This.

But I'd say in your sleep.

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#4 Posted by YoungJustice (5664 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe said:

What do you guys think is the most painless/easiest way to commit suicide. It would be preferable if the method would involve easily acquired, household items. I was thinking of closing the garage door and leaving the car on with the windows open. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.

Stay on Comicvine for the rest of your life and eating unhealthy food while on it. Only bathe once a week. You will die soon enough.

If you dont mind me asking, why do you want to know.

#5 Posted by Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe (283 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@YoungJustice said:

@Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe said:
What do you guys think is the most painless/easiest way to commit suicide. It would be preferable if the method would involve easily acquired, household items. I was thinking of closing the garage door and leaving the car on with the windows open. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.
Stay on Comicvine for the rest of your life and eating unhealthy food while on it. Only bathe once a week. You will die soon enough.
If you dont mind me asking, why do you want to know.

#6 Posted by Xanni15 (5923 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

Getting yourself a stable career, finding someone you can spend the rest of your life growing old (maybe do some traveling as well) with while you watch your children become adults and eventually having children of their own. :]

#7 Posted by ReVamp (22561 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@ReVamp said:

This won't bode well...

Let me rephrase this. Having a thread that's basically "What's the easiest way I can Commit Suicide?" isn't good, regardless of the OP's actual intentions.

#8 Posted by YoungJustice (5664 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe: Well you should. Do you really want to waste a good pair of genitals. (sorry if that inappropriate mods, but its true)

#9 Posted by ArtGamer (1262 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

this is an serious answer and actually i read it on internet, the painless way to die is a shotgun to the head

here is the chart, the last one is a joke but the rest are true

i'm not encouraging you to do anything, and i hope you don't do anything, how some comments say, why you want to die? is probably boring,

#10 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2567 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe said:

What do you guys think is the most painless/easiest way to commit suicide. It would be preferable if the method would involve easily acquired, household items. I was thinking of closing the garage door and leaving the car on with the windows open. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.

Carbon monoxide poisoning would not be painless. Before you asphyxiate you would have the most painful headache you have ever had in your entire life all while throwing up uncontrollably for minutes. And this is if your have an older car. Newer cars burn 99% of carbon monoxide and release unburned gasoline exhaust. Before you lost consciousness you would have to suffer the unbearable feeling of slowly drowning for minutes.

There is no "painless" "quick" and "clean" way to kill yourself that is easily available.

#11 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2567 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@YoungJustice said:

@Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe: Well you should. Do you really want to waste a good pair of genitals. (sorry if that inappropriate mods, but its true)

........................................ O_o

#12 Posted by ArtGamer (1262 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@NlGHTCRAWLER: a shotgun is fast and painless, but not clean, at least to the person who is going to clean the room :P

#13 Posted by Xanni15 (5923 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@ArtGamer:

But the mental stress of waiting for yourself to pull the trigger can't be easy.

#14 Posted by JokerTheShining (138 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe said:

I was thinking of closing the garage door and leaving the car on with the windows open. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.

That's carbon monoxide poisoning, and from what I heard, the gas containing the healthy doses of the formula isn't as easy to come by as it was.

That's the best method, and it's probably the only way I'll do it if I was forced to, I'm not suicidal.

You can still abuse the effect, you'll have to use the charcoal burning method, get a grill, not the electric kind you need one that feeds on old fashion charcoals. Seal the room off, the smaller the room is, the easier to fill it with carbon monoxide and replace the oxygen.

It's the easiest way next to gunshot. Strangle/Hanging is third because the fear it induces in the user, unless the setting is set high enough to produce immediate neck break in the fall.

#15 Edited by ArtGamer (1262 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@Xanni15: that's what cats are for

#16 Posted by JokerTheShining (138 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

@Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe said:
What do you guys think is the most painless/easiest way to commit suicide. It would be preferable if the method would involve easily acquired, household items. I was thinking of closing the garage door and leaving the car on with the windows open. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.
Carbon monoxide poisoning would not be painless. Before you asphyxiate you would have the most painful headache you have ever had in your entire life all while throwing up uncontrollably for minutes. And this is if your have an older car. Newer cars burn 99% of carbon monoxide and release unburned gasoline exhaust. Before you lost consciousness you would have to suffer the unbearable feeling of slowly drowning for minutes.
There is no "painless" "quick" and "clean" way to kill yourself that is easily available.

No, if you use purer carbon monoxide, you're very unlikely to suffer any headache.

#17 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2567 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@ArtGamer said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER: a shotgun is fast and painless, but not clean, at least to the person who is going to clean the room :P

Well the OP sounded like he wanted something easy, which isn't all that possible (There are ways, but it's hard to come by many of the things needed to do it). Staring down the barrel of a shotgun and pulling the trigger would probably be the hardest thing to ever do. I mean.. what if the burst only blew out a partial part of the brain that you can live without. You would fall to the floor on top of your brain mush and just lay there, partially brain dead until your heart stopped and the remainder of your brain suffocated.

#18 Posted by ArtGamer (1262 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@NlGHTCRAWLER: he must be bad luck brian

if you put the gun barrel on your mouth you can't miss

#19 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2567 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@JokerTheShining said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:
@Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe said:
What do you guys think is the most painless/easiest way to commit suicide. It would be preferable if the method would involve easily acquired, household items. I was thinking of closing the garage door and leaving the car on with the windows open. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.
Carbon monoxide poisoning would not be painless. Before you asphyxiate you would have the most painful headache you have ever had in your entire life all while throwing up uncontrollably for minutes. And this is if your have an older car. Newer cars burn 99% of carbon monoxide and release unburned gasoline exhaust. Before you lost consciousness you would have to suffer the unbearable feeling of slowly drowning for minutes.
There is no "painless" "quick" and "clean" way to kill yourself that is easily available.
No, if you use purer carbon monoxide, you're very unlikely to suffer any headache.

Where are you going to get purer carbon monoxide? The closest thing I could think of is coal, and that has a lot more than just carbon monoxide.

#20 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2567 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@ArtGamer said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER: he must be bad luck brian
if you put the gun barrel on your mouth you can't miss

It happens a lot more then you think. You probably wouldn't survive, but it wouldn't be instantaneous if you hit the right parts.

#21 Posted by Deranged Midget (12870 posts) - 8 months, 5 days ago - Show Bio

This isn't exactly forum friendly.

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