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#1 Posted by frogdog (3246 posts) - - Show Bio

Man dies after ‘sex with hornet nest’

A man so bloated that his body was mistaken for a whale carcass was stung to death by hornets after apparently trying to have sex with their nest.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, was found unconscious after his reportedly stinging sex session.

The apparently misguided man died an hour after he was located on his farm in Ystad, Sweden.

A neighbour said he looked like a beached whale, due to the inflammation caused by the stings.

Following an autopsy that revealed Hasse had 146 stings on his body – 54 of those on his genitals – authorities came to the conclusion he tried to have sex with the hornets’ nest.

Police are said to have found semen and the deceased man’s pubic hair on a few of the dead insects and at the opening of the nest.

Unsurprisingly, the reports of the unfortunate event did not go down well with animal rights campaigners, who expressed concern for the hornets.

We’re not sure if the unfortunate man was taking his appreciation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson to a rather literal level…

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/

Definitely worth a Darwin Award nomination

#2 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio

That's more of stupidity/insanity can be lethal. I know for a fact I've never been that horny.

#3 Posted by Nefarious (19753 posts) - - Show Bio

WTF?

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#4 Posted by frogdog (3246 posts) - - Show Bio

That's more of stupidity/insanity can be lethal. I know for a fact I've never been that horny.

I was trying to be clever with pun title

#5 Posted by Myrmidon_ (5080 posts) - - Show Bio

@frogdog said:

@joshmightbe said:

That's more of stupidity/insanity can be lethal. I know for a fact I've never been that horny.

I was trying to be clever with pun title

Being too honey...Horny does not make sense XD

#6 Edited by BumpyBoo (8605 posts) - - Show Bio

@frogdog:

Thank you for posting this, I literally cannot stop laughing XD

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#7 Posted by Bruxae (13503 posts) - - Show Bio

Welcome to sweden.

Really though, why is it so hard to order a sextoy online? lol.

#8 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (21885 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah I beelieve that happened. This stings :P

#9 Posted by frogdog (3246 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by Impy (123 posts) - - Show Bio

That's....

That guy...

Ummm...

*walks away*

#11 Posted by Aiden Cross (15562 posts) - - Show Bio

I wonder if/what kind of mental illness this person had. It's easy to laugh at but when you think about it, it's actually kind of sad. >_>

#12 Edited by Impy (123 posts) - - Show Bio

@aiden_cross: The guy probably had some really crazy fetish. Meaning that to get any sexual pleasure whatsoever, he probably had to f*** a hornet's nest. It's sad.

#13 Posted by V_Scarlotte_Rose (6256 posts) - - Show Bio

I feel kinda sorry for the hornets. That'd be a scary thing to see poking in your window. o_O

#14 Posted by judasnixon (6495 posts) - - Show Bio

@aiden_cross: Maybe it's a "I want to stick my dick in that" gene?

#15 Edited by frogdog (3246 posts) - - Show Bio

This nutcase actually climaxed before he died O_o

#16 Posted by TheAcidSkull (18022 posts) - - Show Bio

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#17 Posted by Myrmidon_ (5080 posts) - - Show Bio
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#19 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

@bruxae: have you ever tried to order something with wood? swinging all over the room, pulling cables. a nightmare.

#20 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (5019 posts) - - Show Bio

Guess he took "The Beehole" literally! Thank god this guy isn't sucking up my good air anymore.

#21 Posted by HellionVulcan (3737 posts) - - Show Bio

Well if u try to molest innocent animals some have defenses that will kill u lol .

#22 Edited by Bruxae (13503 posts) - - Show Bio

@thetimestreamer: Thats just stupid, if he has enough time to run outside and stick it in a beehive he could of just stayed in and used an electric socket like everyone else.

#23 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

@bruxae: that was plan D. bees plan B. enjoy the questions.

#24 Posted by DH69 (4258 posts) - - Show Bio

I...uh...no i cant do this anymore

I give! Come on, next level please, i'm tired of this planet and its people!

#25 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17884 posts) - - Show Bio

Did he not at least go to a hooker first? I mean anything is better than that.

#26 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio

Worst Glory Hole Ever

#27 Posted by Samimista (20686 posts) - - Show Bio

That was quite a buzzkill.

#28 Posted by laflux (15405 posts) - - Show Bio
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#29 Posted by Myrmidon_ (5080 posts) - - Show Bio
@laflux said:

@anthony_stark said:

@theacidskull: take caution next time bud

@lykopis

Let the fun begin!!!!!!!!

I don't think a death thread is respectful >_> Even though the "circumstances" are hazardously fucked up xD

#30 Posted by laflux (15405 posts) - - Show Bio

@anthony_stark: This is actually not the first time I've come across this story. Apparently, its an urban myth spread by animal activists to raise awareness about Hornets. So tell @theacidskull he's in the clear to go and have his fun :D

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#31 Posted by ShadowSwordmaster (13725 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay then ....

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#32 Edited by Myrmidon_ (5080 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Posted by joshmightbe (24876 posts) - - Show Bio

@anthony_stark: If a guy goes out like this I don't think he'd be unfamiliar with disrespect

#34 Edited by BumpyBoo (8605 posts) - - Show Bio
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#35 Edited by Myrmidon_ (5080 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo: Wanabe crazy, everybody wana be crazy these days but nobody got it ;P

#36 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio

Is it wet? check

Is it warm? check

Is it moving? check

Does it burn when he pees? hell yes

#37 Edited by TheCheeseStabber (8070 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm trying to think of a joke but all I came up with was this:

"Sometimes its not okay to Bee yourself."

Hahahaha....

...

I'll leave now...

#38 Posted by BumpyBoo (8605 posts) - - Show Bio
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#41 Posted by Myrmidon_ (5080 posts) - - Show Bio
#42 Posted by BumpyBoo (8605 posts) - - Show Bio

@anthony_stark:

Too true that O_O

If anyone deserves to wear the crazy crown, it's him :)

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#43 Posted by laflux (15405 posts) - - Show Bio
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#44 Edited by Myrmidon_ (5080 posts) - - Show Bio
#45 Posted by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
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#47 Edited by The Stegman (23969 posts) - - Show Bio

I would have said beeing too horny

...oh bother.

#48 Edited by Nerx (15088 posts) - - Show Bio
#49 Posted by Z3RO180 (6458 posts) - - Show Bio

I have like a million different memes but can't lost them cause I'm on an ipad :(

#50 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8070 posts) - - Show Bio

Its a fake article x.x