Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Battleship the movie!... What's next?
Hasbro went insane when the Transformers and GI JOe movies made bank (both were originally toys owned by the company before they were popular 80's cartoons) So they thought "hey, lets make all our properties into movies....the public is dumb and has money in a bad economy to shell out for 3D"
Seriously...they are making a "Stretch Armstrong" movie
aaaah.....corporate america........you would think it was all a joke if it wasn't making them millions of dollars
@cattlebattle: Then...A He-Man movie.Dude....I am a He-Man fanboy....so if that was supposed to be funny it backfired
1. He-Man is owned by Mattel
2. A He-man movie would be the greatest movie ever they are still working on getting it off the ground, maybe if the comic coming out in august does well.....
@cattlebattle: I like He-Man too! But how would you make a movie of a Superman-level guy who fights magic?Not have him be Superman level for one thing, and he doesn't always fight magic
@nickthedevil said:
Anyone want to see Monopoly? It's called life.
I have never collected 200 dollars for passing go....not in real life at least
@cattlebattle:
That takes the essence of ''The most powerful man in the Universe''. Handcok worked well. He-man could just use some of Thor's fantasy.
I'd actually love to see someone try to adapt rock papper scissors.
And of course hungry hungry hippos.
@nickthedevil: You stole my comment!!He could still be the most powerful man in the universe without being superman level....DC universe doesn't exist in the same universe canonically....
@cattlebattle: That takes the essence of ''The most powerful man in the Universe''. Handcok worked well. He-man could just use some of Thor's fantasy.
Its just a moniker anyway, Batman is called the Dark Knight...he isn't really a knight
@cattlebattle: Nawh. Leave him with the Superman strength...Did you ever see the 2002 cartoon?Of course......
I dislike "Superman strength".....I mean Superman is the man and all, but that strength level is just way too inconsistent.....one day pulling the God Wheel, next day having trouble handling Toyman robots......wtf??
I'd watch the sh*t out of that Hungry Hungry Hippos movie.
But seriously, Candyland, Weegie Board, and Monopoly have been considered into being made into actual films.
Honestly? I think you can absolutely have a decent film based on Candyland and Weegie Board, but I will not tolerate a Monopoly movie if the main character isn't Mr. Monopoly.
Bad writing and lame villains.
That's why we need Mongul level villains for Supes.
CHESS (A Lord of the Rings fantasy style movie that would be awesome XD)
Wow that was so ridiculous. I didn't know at first Battleship was the actual table board game because it has different name in my country. But this movie along with Warm Bodies (a zombie romance I s*** you not) proves Hollywood is willing to make any movie to save its ass.
@CaioTrubat said:
CHESS (A Lord of the Rings fantasy style movie that would be awesome XD)
Wow that was so ridiculous. I didn't know at first Battleship was the actual table board game because it has different name in my country. But this movie along with Warm Bodies (a zombie romance I s*** you not) proves Hollywood is willing to make any movie to save its ass.
Dude. Yes.
And the sequel will introduce checkers!
@cattlebattle: He-Man was physically the strongest character in the show, but it goes to show that strength is not always everything, though he was smart as well.I was talking about Superman and his series from the 90s
I actually think a movie based on chess would be a good movie. In a post-dystopian, where life revolves a borad game called chess.People play it because being on top actually makes your life meaningful.You won't be a loser like everybody else who is at scum.Losers won't be tolerated so they are killed off .A young teenager who is 15 was good at chess but never actually played for "real". One day, his sister was killed by one of the top ranking chess players. It was on purpose because the top chess players get to do as they please. The boy was driven mad by revenge so he went and competed in chess when his life was on the line.
The chess pieces are ginormous, they are 10 stories tall at least. Each broad and pieces has it's own theme. For example, a chess broad and the pieces will be ice themed. They are snowy and cold. They will attack each other literally when command to move.The room is also theme ice which is full of snow. The theme of the room changes with each chess player.The chess pieces can easily becomes an allegory.
I thought maybe at the last battle, the 15 year old boy can have the queen in the image of his sister and the king as will also be in his image. And when he defeats the person who killed his sister, the queen piece will be the one to kill him. It'll be like irony huh?
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