battle of the sexes

11 things girls wish boys/guys knew

dont ever lie to us we always find out

dont say you understand when you dont

a loud system in your car only impresses your friends

it's good to be sensitive sometimes

dont make bet's on us because we always find out

PMS is an excuse

we are beautiful,but make up helps

we know you secreatly love chick flicks

even if you think it's cool to burp,fart,or emit other strange gases it's not!

girls talk.... when we do stuff with guys tthe first people to know are the girl friends.

mostt importantly- we are always right so dont foget it!

MOST IMPORTANTLY- if you us there is a nice daddy or brother with perfect marksmanship

















feel free to disagreee add



and someone can do the guys

Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- We don't care how you look with your new dress, why do you think we married you?
- we're lazy
- We don't like being wrong
- Vegtables are bad
- All men have at least had one porn mag in their hands of their life
- Don't like cooking
- And most of all, "You've been on the phone for 3 hours now honey, i seriously need to call the doctor,... i think my internal organs are bleeding..."


Sidenote: These are all just stereotypes, if you feel offended, not my fault.

LMFAO vic

same

"Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- We don't care how you look with your new dress, why do you think we married you?
- we're lazy
- We don't like being wrong
- Vegtables are bad
- All men have at least had one porn mag in their hands of their life
- Don't like cooking
- And most of all, "You've been on the phone for 3 hours now honey, i seriously need to call the doctor,... i think my internl organs are bleeding..."


Sidenote: These are all just stereotypes, if you feel offended, not my fault.
"

0.0 rotfl xDD

"Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- Don't ask our opinions if you really don't want to hear them.
- We're not mindreaders..
- Don't wake us up just because you can't sleep...

true that

"11 things girls wish boys/guys knew

dont ever lie to us we always find out

dont say you understand when you dont

a loud system in your car only impresses your friends

it's good to be sensitive sometimes

dont make bet's on us because we always find out

PMS is an excuse

we are beautiful,but make up helps

we know you secreatly love chick flicks

even if you think it's cool to burp,fart,or emit other strange gases it's not!

girls talk.... when we do stuff with guys tthe first people to know are the girl friends.

mostt importantly- we are always right so dont foget it!

MOST IMPORTANTLY- if you us there is a nice daddy or brother with perfect marksmanship


"

I cant say anything on this Im seriously f'ed up dude

lol why

"11 things girls wish boys/guys knew

dont ever lie to us we always find out

dont say you understand when you dont

a loud system in your car only impresses your friends

it's good to be sensitive sometimes

dont make bet's on us because we always find out

PMS is an excuse

we are beautiful,but make up helps

we know you secreatly love chick flicks

even if you think it's cool to burp,fart,or emit other strange gases it's not!

girls talk.... when we do stuff with guys tthe first people to know are the girl friends.

mostt importantly- we are always right so dont foget it!

MOST IMPORTANTLY- if you us there is a nice daddy or brother with perfect marksmanship

















feel free to disagreee add



and someone can do the guys
"

DC dont try to revolt, history tells me you wont make it ;)

""Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- Don't ask our opinions if you really don't want to hear them.
- We're not mindreaders..
- Don't wake us up just because you can't sleep..."

"DC dont try to revolt, history tells me you wont make it ;)
"

"the future said:

feel free to disagreee add



and someone can do the guys
"

sorry but i disagree with one of those

You are not always right give me a freaking break. Come onthink of all the stupid sh~t yall have done, u mean it was all cause u wanted to make sure you were right. Come on now. i know i as a man am stupuid but give me some cred im not gullible

"

SHOOTS HIM IN THE HEAD

"Goki said:

"the future said:

feel free to disagreee add



and someone can do the guys
"

sorry but i disagree with one of those

You are not always right give me a freaking break. Come onthink of all the stupid sh~t yall have done, u mean it was all cause u wanted to make sure you were right. Come on now. i know i as a man am stupuid but give me some cred im not gullible

"

SHOOTS HIM IN THE HEAD

THERE I WAS RIGHT
"

LMAO

lmao

jsut for fun

LMAO

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lol true

Yep true

youre much prettier with out all that make up

"stop syaing maybe to every dang thing yes and no will suffice

To guys,

Just because I it's alright to look as long as you don't touch, doesn't mean I want to hear about how hot Angelina Jolie is (or any other women for that matter)((this is sort of a joke among my friends if you don't understand)).

"To guys,

Just because I it's alright to look as long as you don't touch, doesn't mean I want to hear about how hot Angelina Jolie is (or any other women for that matter)((this is sort of a joke among my friends if you don't understand)).
"

"Crimson Orchid said:

"To guys,

Just because I it's alright to look as long as you don't touch, doesn't mean I want to hear about how hot Angelina Jolie is (or any other women for that matter)((this is sort of a joke among my friends if you don't understand)).
"

amen"

"the future said:

"11 things girls wish boys/guys knew

dont ever lie to us we always find out

dont say you understand when you dont

a loud system in your car only impresses your friends

it's good to be sensitive sometimes

dont make bet's on us because we always find out

PMS is an excuse

we are beautiful,but make up helps

we know you secreatly love chick flicks

even if you think it's cool to burp,fart,or emit other strange gases it's not!

girls talk.... when we do stuff with guys tthe first people to know are the girl friends.

mostt importantly- we are always right so dont foget it!

MOST IMPORTANTLY- if you us there is a nice daddy or brother with perfect marksmanship


"

We love bad boys.. Accept it and move on

"

""Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- Don't ask our opinions if you really don't want to hear them.
- We're not mindreaders..
- Don't wake us up just because you can't sleep..."

"Precise said:

""Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- Don't ask our opinions if you really don't want to hear them.
- We're not mindreaders..
- Don't wake us up just because you can't sleep..."

DUDE! You Nailed it!"

This is what Guy wants girls to know:

Stop assuming things.

We'll get to it, we are just tired right now.

Telling you to move from the TV, doesn't mean you're fat.

PMS my ass. You're like that everyday. That's just and extra nudge for you to flip out. (That was half joke and half for real)

You can do what men can do, but that doesn't mean you can do it better.

"This is what Guy wants girls to know:

Stop assuming things.

We'll get to it, we are just tired right now.

Telling you to move from the TV, doesn't mean you're fat.

PMS my ass. You're like that everyday. That's just and extra nudge for you to flip out. (That was half joke and half for real)

You can do what men can do, but that doesn't mean you can do it better."

Here are a couple...

Just because I want a bit of space does not mean that I'm mad at you!

Don't just order an appetizer for your meal in a restaurant and then eat everything off my plate...  very annoying...

Would it kill you to pull your pants up?  Or at least to wear boxers that aren't filled with holes?

(important for boyfriends) Brushing you're teeth after you eat food like onions, waking up in the morning and what not will earn you more kisses.  If you insist on complaining when you want kisses and having stinky breathe, at least have a tic-tac.

"Just because we tell you, that you did something wrong (EX: Get the wrong food, or you fixed it wrong, etc) doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Seriously, I get yeld at when I say that."

I know. But, this is the oppisite sex that's wants the other sex to know. :)

"I know. But, this is the oppisite sex that's wants the other sex to know. :)"

"just becase we need to talk doesnt mean your getting dumped! it means we need to talk about some crap that you have to do"

"you're sexy" isn't a compliment

""you're sexy" isn't a compliment"

"pixelized said:

""you're sexy" isn't a compliment"

THANK YOU
"

"if you know it could cause a problem dont accept a number from another female"

"BatgirlBabs said:

"pixelized said:

""you're sexy" isn't a compliment"

THANK YOU
"

Why not?"

"Vance Astro said:

"BatgirlBabs said:

"pixelized said:

""you're sexy" isn't a compliment"

THANK YOU
"

Why not?"

because any girl can be "sexy" it's not a word that distinguishes us from the others"

Yeah, sexy is not a compliment. Except maybe if u have been in a relationship for 25 years and youre 45 years old.