battle of the sexes - Off-Topic

#1 Edited by the future (146 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

11 things girls wish boys/guys knew

dont ever lie to us we always find out

dont say you understand when you dont

a loud system in your car only impresses your friends

it's good to be sensitive sometimes

dont make bet's on us because we always find out

PMS is an excuse

we are beautiful,but make up helps

we know you secreatly love chick flicks

even if you think it's cool to burp,fart,or emit other strange gases it's not!

girls talk.... when we do stuff with guys tthe first people to know are the girl friends.

mostt importantly- we are always right so dont foget it!

MOST IMPORTANTLY- if you us there is a nice daddy or brother with perfect marksmanship

feel free to disagreee add

and someone can do the guys

#2 Edited by Dr. Victor von Doom (3118 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- We don't care how you look with your new dress, why do you think we married you?
- we're lazy
- We don't like being wrong
- Vegtables are bad
- All men have at least had one porn mag in their hands of their life
- Don't like cooking
- And most of all, "You've been on the phone for 3 hours now honey, i seriously need to call the doctor,... i think my internal organs are bleeding..."

Sidenote: These are all just stereotypes, if you feel offended, not my fault.

#3 Posted by the future (146 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

LMFAO vic

#4 Posted by Dr. Victor von Doom (3118 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

same

#5 Posted by NightFang (9223 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Dr. Victor von Doom said:

"Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- We don't care how you look with your new dress, why do you think we married you?
- we're lazy
- We don't like being wrong
- Vegtables are bad
- All men have at least had one porn mag in their hands of their life
- Don't like cooking
- And most of all, "You've been on the phone for 3 hours now honey, i seriously need to call the doctor,... i think my internl organs are bleeding..."

Sidenote: These are all just stereotypes, if you feel offended, not my fault.
"

I agree.

#6 Posted by Twilight Man (5026 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

0.0 rotfl xDD

#7 Posted by Precise (22845 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

"Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- Don't ask our opinions if you really don't want to hear them.
- We're not mindreaders..
- Don't wake us up just because you can't sleep...

#8 Posted by Dr. Victor von Doom (3118 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

true that

#9 Posted by lady_redhead (9592 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

the future said:

"11 things girls wish boys/guys knew

dont ever lie to us we always find out

dont say you understand when you dont

a loud system in your car only impresses your friends

it's good to be sensitive sometimes

dont make bet's on us because we always find out

PMS is an excuse

we are beautiful,but make up helps

we know you secreatly love chick flicks

even if you think it's cool to burp,fart,or emit other strange gases it's not!

girls talk.... when we do stuff with guys tthe first people to know are the girl friends.

mostt importantly- we are always right so dont foget it!

MOST IMPORTANTLY- if you us there is a nice daddy or brother with perfect marksmanship

"

We love bad boys.. Accept it and move on

YES shoes are important to our image

NO we dont want to hear the truth about our weight/butts

Telling us we are pretty when we look AWFUL is a good way to get some

Phone is NOT just a means of exchanging basic info

#10 Posted by Resonate (15053 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

I cant say anything on this Im seriously f'ed up dude

#11 Posted by Dr. Victor von Doom (3118 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

lol why

#12 Posted by Goki (457 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

the future said:

"11 things girls wish boys/guys knew

dont ever lie to us we always find out

dont say you understand when you dont

a loud system in your car only impresses your friends

it's good to be sensitive sometimes

dont make bet's on us because we always find out

PMS is an excuse

we are beautiful,but make up helps

we know you secreatly love chick flicks

even if you think it's cool to burp,fart,or emit other strange gases it's not!

girls talk.... when we do stuff with guys tthe first people to know are the girl friends.

mostt importantly- we are always right so dont foget it!

MOST IMPORTANTLY- if you us there is a nice daddy or brother with perfect marksmanship

feel free to disagreee add

and someone can do the guys
"

sorry but i disagree with one of those

You are not always right give me a freaking break. Come onthink of all the stupid sh~t yall have done, u mean it was all cause u wanted to make sure you were right. Come on now. i know i as a man am stupuid but give me some cred im not gullible

#13 Posted by Dr. Victor von Doom (3118 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

DC dont try to revolt, history tells me you wont make it ;)

#14 Posted by Goki (457 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Precise said:

""Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- Don't ask our opinions if you really don't want to hear them.
- We're not mindreaders..
- Don't wake us up just because you can't sleep..."

(high fives Precise) Hell yeah bro

#15 Posted by Goki (457 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Dr. Victor von Doom said:

"DC dont try to revolt, history tells me you wont make it ;)
"

yeah i know just wanted to throw my torch in the fire before it burnt me

#16 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27022 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Goki said:

"the future said:

feel free to disagreee add

and someone can do the guys
"
sorry but i disagree with one of those

You are not always right give me a freaking break. Come onthink of all the stupid sh~t yall have done, u mean it was all cause u wanted to make sure you were right. Come on now. i know i as a man am stupuid but give me some cred im not gullible
"

SHOOTS HIM IN THE HEAD

THERE I WAS RIGHT

#17 Posted by Goki (457 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

.Mistress Redhead. said:

"Goki said:
"the future said:

feel free to disagreee add

and someone can do the guys
"
sorry but i disagree with one of those

You are not always right give me a freaking break. Come onthink of all the stupid sh~t yall have done, u mean it was all cause u wanted to make sure you were right. Come on now. i know i as a man am stupuid but give me some cred im not gullible
"

SHOOTS HIM IN THE HEAD

THERE I WAS RIGHT
"

Looks at her

"you got a little of me on your chin right their"

#18 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27022 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

LMAO

#19 Posted by Constantine (15840 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

lmao

#20 Posted by .Mistress Redhead. (27022 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

jsut for fun

LMAO

#21 Posted by Darkchild (38677 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

.Mistress Redhead. said:

"LMAO

"

you know u love it

oid make a list but id get hit...wait i get hit everyday

-We love to look...its just how were wired so get over it. you tell us no touchy most of us will listen. But no touchy doesnt mean no looky

-Dont get mad at us if we say "Babe get your ass out of the way of the tv." or "How can someone so skinny block a tv" all we want is for you to get the f@#k out of the way

and lastly

-Unless your waking us up for some midnight fun time DONT WAKE US UP. Its like taking chocolate away from you when your eating it...its going to end badly

#22 Posted by Constantine (15840 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

lol true

#23 Posted by Precise (22845 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Yep true

#24 Edited by TEKKEN (1224 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

youre much prettier with out all that make up

calling you on the phone doesnt mean what you think it means

gossiping,whispering,and writting notes...being shallow baby time to grow up

if you like a bruh just tell him, were men from the 21 century you bat your eyes at me and i'm look at you funny

shopping is not a sport with you girls it's 6 hours of pure hell!

stop syaing maybe to every dang thing yes and no will suffice

if you wont wear vicoria secrete then dont expect us to act like the dudes from soap opera's

dont ask us what were thinking if you arnt prepared to discusses such topics, as football, girls,hunting, etc.

#25 Posted by Darkchild (38677 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

TEKKEN said:

"stop syaing maybe to every dang thing yes and no will suffice

HELL YEAH that sh!t bugs the hell out of me

#26 Edited by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

To guys,

Just because I it's alright to look as long as you don't touch, doesn't mean I want to hear about how hot Angelina Jolie is (or any other women for that matter)((this is sort of a joke among my friends if you don't understand)).

#27 Posted by the future (146 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Crimson Orchid said:

"To guys,

Just because I it's alright to look as long as you don't touch, doesn't mean I want to hear about how hot Angelina Jolie is (or any other women for that matter)((this is sort of a joke among my friends if you don't understand)).
"

amen

#28 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

the future said:

"Crimson Orchid said:
"To guys,

Just because I it's alright to look as long as you don't touch, doesn't mean I want to hear about how hot Angelina Jolie is (or any other women for that matter)((this is sort of a joke among my friends if you don't understand)).
"

amen"

XD

#29 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Mistress Redhead said:

"the future said:
"11 things girls wish boys/guys knew

dont ever lie to us we always find out

dont say you understand when you dont

a loud system in your car only impresses your friends

it's good to be sensitive sometimes

dont make bet's on us because we always find out

PMS is an excuse

we are beautiful,but make up helps

we know you secreatly love chick flicks

even if you think it's cool to burp,fart,or emit other strange gases it's not!

girls talk.... when we do stuff with guys tthe first people to know are the girl friends.

mostt importantly- we are always right so dont foget it!

MOST IMPORTANTLY- if you us there is a nice daddy or brother with perfect marksmanship

"
We love bad boys.. Accept it and move on

"

The question i've always asked myself has been answered thank you very much explains a lot.

#30 Posted by Shaper (5168 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Precise said:

""Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- Don't ask our opinions if you really don't want to hear them.
- We're not mindreaders..
- Don't wake us up just because you can't sleep..."

DUDE! You Nailed it!

#31 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Shaper said:

"Precise said:
""Things Guys wish Girls/woman would know....

- Don't ask our opinions if you really don't want to hear them.
- We're not mindreaders..
- Don't wake us up just because you can't sleep..."

DUDE! You Nailed it!"

lmfao, the point that is bolded... yeah... I do that to my boy a lot... XD Most of the time he at least pretends he doesn't mind.

#32 Posted by Shaper (5168 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

This is what Guy wants girls to know:

Stop assuming things.

We'll get to it, we are just tired right now.

Telling you to move from the TV, doesn't mean you're fat.

PMS my ass. You're like that everyday. That's just and extra nudge for you to flip out. (That was half joke and half for real)

You can do what men can do, but that doesn't mean you can do it better.

#33 Posted by Feral Nova (41625 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Shaper said:

"This is what Guy wants girls to know:

Stop assuming things.

We'll get to it, we are just tired right now.

Telling you to move from the TV, doesn't mean you're fat.

PMS my ass. You're like that everyday. That's just and extra nudge for you to flip out. (That was half joke and half for real)

You can do what men can do, but that doesn't mean you can do it better."

LMAO XDDDD

#34 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Here are a couple...

Just because I want a bit of space does not mean that I'm mad at you!

Don't just order an appetizer for your meal in a restaurant and then eat everything off my plate... very annoying...

Would it kill you to pull your pants up? Or at least to wear boxers that aren't filled with holes?

(important for boyfriends) Brushing you're teeth after you eat food like onions, waking up in the morning and what not will earn you more kisses. If you insist on complaining when you want kisses and having stinky breathe, at least have a tic-tac.

#35 Posted by Shaper (5168 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Just because we tell you, that you did something wrong (EX: Get the wrong food, or you fixed it wrong, etc) doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Seriously, I get yeld at when I say that.

#36 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Shaper said:

"Just because we tell you, that you did something wrong (EX: Get the wrong food, or you fixed it wrong, etc) doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Seriously, I get yeld at when I say that."

It's not just girls dude, NO ONE likes to hear that they're wrong. Most of the girls I know will accept it and try to fix it... guys in my life on the other hand *shudders* god forbid any of them are proven wrong...

#37 Posted by Shaper (5168 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

I know. But, this is the oppisite sex that's wants the other sex to know. :)

#38 Posted by Crimson Orchid (5825 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Shaper said:

"I know. But, this is the oppisite sex that's wants the other sex to know. :)"

I know, I just wanted you, a member of the opposite sex, to know that.

Oh, here's an important one...

I won't kiss and tell if you don't.

#39 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

For guys from Homer Simpson
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button

#40 Posted by jasmine cole (1474 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

just becase we need to talk doesnt mean your getting dumped! it means we need to talk about some crap that you have to do

#41 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

For the ladies from Homer Simpson
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

#42 Posted by Babs (17357 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

jasmine cole said:

"just becase we need to talk doesnt mean your getting dumped! it means we need to talk about some crap that you have to do"

Thats the best one so far.

Staff

#43 Posted by jasmine cole (1474 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

if you know it could cause a problem dont accept a number from another female

#44 Posted by pixelized (62859 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

"you're sexy" isn't a compliment

Moderator

#45 Posted by Babs (17357 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

pixelized said:

""you're sexy" isn't a compliment"

THANK YOU

Staff

#46 Posted by Vance Astro (88685 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

BatgirlBabs said:

"pixelized said:
""you're sexy" isn't a compliment"
THANK YOU
"

Why not?

Moderator

#47 Posted by Babs (17357 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

jasmine cole said:

"if you know it could cause a problem dont accept a number from another female"

YES! Same goes for men.

Don't try and change me or my hair color.

Staff

#48 Posted by jasmine cole (1474 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Vance Astro said:

"BatgirlBabs said:
"pixelized said:
""you're sexy" isn't a compliment"
THANK YOU
"
Why not?"

because any girl can be "sexy" it's not a word that distinguishes us from the others

#49 Posted by Vance Astro (88685 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

jasmine cole said:

"Vance Astro said:
"BatgirlBabs said:
"pixelized said:
""you're sexy" isn't a compliment"
THANK YOU
"
Why not?"

because any girl can be "sexy" it's not a word that distinguishes us from the others"

Any girl can't be sexy to me.

Moderator

#50 Posted by Babs (17357 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Yeah, sexy is not a compliment. Except maybe if u have been in a relationship for 25 years and youre 45 years old.

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