Banana discussion thread

@inlife:

AND IS IT THE FAULT OF A BANANA THAT THEIR HUMAN CREATOR COULD NOT TAKE BETTER CARE OF THEM? ARE ALL DOGS EVIL THAT ATTACK HUMANS OUT OF INSTINCT? ARE CHILDREN PUT INTO BAD-KID HOMES CORRUPT BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS RAISED THEM BADLY? IS IT THE FAULT OF AN INNOCENT BEING WHEN THEY ARE PUT IN IMPERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES?

I SAY NAY! THERE IS A PLACE FOR EVERY BANANA IN THIS WORLD. BANANA REHABILITATION CENTERS CAN BE OPENED. BANANA HOSPITALS CAN BRING FORTH A NEW AGE IN THE RE-PEELING OF BANANAS. THE CARE FOR BANANAS FOUNDATION MAY OPEN PROGRAMS THAT TEACH HUMANS TO CARE FOR THEIR BANANAS BETTER. NO BANANA IS TOO LATE TO BE BROUGHT BACK INTO THE LIGHT. TO SHUN AND TOSS AWAY THE BANANAS WHO ARE DISADVANTAGED IS TO PEEL DOWN THE VERY FABRIC OF CIVILIZATION.

BANANAS ARE NOT ONLY THERE TO BE EATEN AND FORGOTTEN ABOUT. THEY HAVE OTHER USES. BANANAS CAN BECOME GREAT ACTORS AND FEATURE IN TV SHOWS, COMICS, FILMS.. HELL EVEN AUDIO BOOKS. A BANANA'S APPEARANCE OR HYGIENE DOES NOT AFFECT THEIR ABILITY TO ENTERTAIN! BANANAS CAN BE USED FOR PRACTICAL USES TOO, SUCH AS PLUMBING, CARPENTING, PLUMBING AND CARPENTING! BANANAS ARE ALSO GREAT ASTRONAUTS BECAUSE OF THEIR GREAT RESISTANCE TO MOTION SICKNESS. THEY CAN SURVIVE IN TERRIBLE ENVIRONMENTS, AND WILL ALLOW US TO EXPLORE NEW LANDS AND SEEK NEW RESOURCES.

IF OUR YELLOW BROTHERS ARE TO LEAD US INTO THE FUTURE, WE MUST MARCH FORWARD WITH THE WHOLE PACK OF BANANAS, NOT JUST THOSE IN THE BEST PHYSICAL CONDITION. ANY BANANA ABLE TO WIELD A RIFLE CAN BE CONSCRIPTED INTO THE GREAT BANANAN MILITARY, AND WILL PURGE THE WORLD OF BANANA DISCRIMINATORS SUCH AS YOURSELF.

IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT EVERY BANANA, YOU WILL BECOME AN ENEMY OF US ALL. BE WARNED, HUMAN.

I heard Banana's were inherently evil