Ban the User above!

 Okay, here's how you play:

The 1st poster would start off by just...posting.
Than, the poster after that would pretend to ban them and give a reason why.

So it would be like this:
1st poster: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
2nd poster: You're banned for being Obnoxious
3rd poster: You're banned for posting second

Get it then you just keep at it.
 
I'll start
 
 
HEEEEEY!

You're banned for greeting me

Your banned for banning a friendly person

Your banned for banning someone

Banned for being hypocritical.

Your banned for having 6,354 posts

Banned for being above me .

Banned for having a three word username!

Banned for having a name that can be turned into a terrible, overused joke.

Banned for hurting my feelings.

Banned for feeling pain.

Banned for pointing

banned for starting your name with a Y

Banned for having a name with only three letters.

Banned for being predictable

Banned for making too many silly threads ;p

It's scary when you say it

LOL

banned for not having 1,000 post

Banned for impersonating Tony .

Banned for saving Nicaragua.

Banned for banning me .

Banned for being neutral .

Banned for being Australian (Where that ?)

" @Roxanne Starr said:

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Banned for living somwhere that nobody else on CV has ever been. "

there's other australians on CV. 
 
@capall: banned for the colour of your skin, whatever it may be  "

Banned for not having 2,000 posts

"banned for having an avatar that i don't recognize "

Banned for making a Batman and Santa amalgamation .

banned for having an avatar with head ware of some description

"@capall said:

"banned for having an avatar that i don't recognize "

That image is a detail from a pulp magazine cover painted by Willy Pogany (one of the greatest magazine illustrators of all time!) "

Banned for looking at my name twice .

" Banned for making a Batman and Santa amalgamation . "

Banned for not making it.

Banned for having arm in his name

banned for not having purple hair

Banned for not knowing my hair is purple

banned because Charlie Chaplin played you in a movie

banned for not having a movie

Banned for having a Darkseid avatar.

Banned for quoting

banned for having 11.842 posts 

Banned for kick-starting World War Four.