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#1 Posted by TifaLockhart (15414 posts) - - Show Bio

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: For drizzle.

#2 Edited by The Stegman (29590 posts) - - Show Bio

Giraffe walks into a bar...and says "ouch"

#3 Edited by russellmania77 (16857 posts) - - Show Bio

how do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face

im so bad

#4 Posted by AweSam (7526 posts) - - Show Bio

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

#5 Posted by Pyrogram (43657 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam said:

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

I loled

#6 Posted by joewell (9653 posts) - - Show Bio

You guys wanna hear a dirty joke?

The white horse fell into the mud

#7 Edited by Skyfire (823 posts) - - Show Bio

A horse walks into a bar.

Several people see the potential danger of the situation and promptly leave.

#8 Posted by tparks (6598 posts) - - Show Bio

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: For drizzle.

haha. I'm using that one all day tomorrow at work.

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall.

A: Dam(n)

Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B

A: Wasabi? (wuz up B?)

#9 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19362 posts) - - Show Bio

What are penises for?

Fore skin!

#10 Posted by Pokeysteve (9303 posts) - - Show Bio

how do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face

im so bad

This is my favorite. So far.

#11 Posted by TifaLockhart (15414 posts) - - Show Bio

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh.

#12 Posted by BumpyBoo (12677 posts) - - Show Bio

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#13 Posted by Samimista (21839 posts) - - Show Bio

@joewell said:

You guys wanna hear a dirty joke?

The white horse fell into the mud

Lmao! xD

#15 Posted by TheWolverine04 (195 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Posted by AweSam (7526 posts) - - Show Bio

Two guys walk into a bar... Second guy should have seen it coming.

#19 Posted by Ms. Omega (4822 posts) - - Show Bio

Q: Norman Bates has a butler, What does the butler call Norman?

A: Master Bates (hehe get it).

#20 Edited by TheWolverine04 (195 posts) - - Show Bio

#21 Edited by BiteMe-Fanboy (8774 posts) - - Show Bio

Girl you're just like a wrench

Because you tighten my nuts.

#22 Posted by God_Spawn (39552 posts) - - Show Bio

Batgirl left the family for a real gang. What gang did she join?

The Crips.

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#23 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (25734 posts) - - Show Bio

I lol'd at this thread...

#24 Posted by cameron83 (7868 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by patzello (490 posts) - - Show Bio

A scotsman walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his groin.

The bartender asks what it is for.

He replies " I don't know, but it's driving me nuts" (use a scottish accent on the punchline)

#26 Posted by warlock360 (28180 posts) - - Show Bio

What do you call a Boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

#27 Posted by Batman242 (4913 posts) - - Show Bio

Batgirl left the family for a real gang. What gang did she join?

The Crips.

That....... doesn't belong here xDDDD LOL

What's the internet's favorite animal?

Lynx

#28 Posted by Perethorn (4982 posts) - - Show Bio

What is green and smells like paint?

Green Paint

#29 Edited by Ostyo (12604 posts) - - Show Bio

What you guys all deserve is two thumbs ups for these gems.

#30 Edited by russellmania77 (16857 posts) - - Show Bio

i made this lame one up in 6 grade so its trade mark of russellmania77

1; knock knock?

2; who's there?

3;yaw

4; yaw who?

5. dot com

#31 Posted by laflux (21310 posts) - - Show Bio

Giraffe walks into a bar...and says "ouch"

You stole my joke. DAMM YOU!!!!!

#32 Edited by laflux (21310 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram said:

@awesam said:

What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?

Get bent!

I loled

As did I.

#33 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23390 posts) - - Show Bio

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

#34 Edited by theTimeStreamer (2845 posts) - - Show Bio

there were 2 horses in a field. one was black, the other farther away.

#35 Edited by JohnnyGat (1592 posts) - - Show Bio

My love life

#36 Posted by ImmortalOne (3660 posts) - - Show Bio

What do you call an Indian kneecap?

Patel-a.

#37 Edited by King Saturn (218926 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo said:

This is the best post I have seen in Months.

#38 Posted by Edamame (29743 posts) - - Show Bio

1. Teacher: "What do the words 'ignorance' and 'apathy' mean?"

Student: "I don't know, and I don't care."

#39 Posted by AnyWhichWayButUp (850 posts) - - Show Bio

How does Spiderman know how many people are in New York City?

He uses his Spider census.

#40 Posted by Perethorn (4982 posts) - - Show Bio

How does Superman ends after been in water for a long time?

Rusty, because he is The Man of Steel.

#41 Posted by russellmania77 (16857 posts) - - Show Bio

a man walks into a bar and gets a drunk

#42 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6517 posts) - - Show Bio

DAAAAAMN YOOOOU, THREEEEEAD!!!!!!!

#43 Posted by BlazingNova (10921 posts) - - Show Bio

This happen to me a few days ago. I was walking in the street a guy comes up to me and asks me whats the greatest nation on earth? and u can't say the USA...i look at him serious thinking about my answer i take a guess and say Spain and he says... NOPE the greatest nation is DONATION and he takes out his cup full of money. That homeless man made me laugh wished i had money on me that day to give it to him.

#44 Posted by Gripper (836 posts) - - Show Bio

That's what she said!

#45 Posted by Perethorn (4982 posts) - - Show Bio

180 degrees port!

Port died calcined

How many Z fighters you need to change a bulb?

none, that´s work for Yamcha

#46 Posted by GodTriggerHulk (2084 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Edited by ARMIV2 (9250 posts) - - Show Bio

I was going to make some kool-aid one day, but I saw that someone had already made it. I guess they beat me to the punch.

It took me a week to come up with that, and it was for class...

#48 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23390 posts) - - Show Bio

@godtriggerhulk: (Thumbs up)

Tis a classic. My friend came up with it in year 7. Had a little drawing sequence with it.

Greatest thing ever.

#49 Posted by OptimusPalm (1871 posts) - - Show Bio

**THIS JOKE IS NOT RACIST**

Why did so many black people die in the trenches in the first world war?

Because every time the sergeant said 'GET DOWN', they all jumped up and started dancing.

#50 Posted by Ostyo (12604 posts) - - Show Bio