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#1  Edited By lilben42

What are some awkward moments you hate?

I hate when my friend and I are walking home and we say our goodbyes then we figure out we are still going the same way.

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#2  Edited By god_spawn  Moderator

When my ex-girlfriend asks me to come visit and stay with her and her boyfriend for a few days.

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@god_spawn: Then you and her boyfriend have stuff in common to talk about. ;)

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@god_spawn: lol..Never had that moment before but I agree with you that would be very awkward. You think she just wanna rub it in?

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#5  Edited By ARMIV2

When you're talking with someone who constantly keeps bringing up other men she likes and how she'd like to cuddle with them and stuff and you're just sitting there like...what am I supposed to say?

Also when simple threads become so derailed in the worst opposite ways.

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#6  Edited By russellmania77

hahaha i got one.

i went to my cousin's birthday dinner, later on i went to the Restroom, came back and from a distance saw everybody standing up at the table so i thought it was time to sing, so i come up to the table singing and out of nowhere the ambulance came in because my cousin's grandma was having a heart attack

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hahaha i got one.

i went to my cousin's birthday dinner, later on i went to the Restroom, came back and from a distance saw everybody standing up at the table so i thought it was time to sing, so i come up to the table singing and out of nowhere the ambulance came in because my cousin's grandma was having a heart attack

Alright, now if you tell me what you were singing i think that might give us a better picture

I'm already dying over here LOL

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hahaha i got one.

i went to my cousin's birthday dinner, later on i went to the Restroom, came back and from a distance saw everybody standing up at the table so i thought it was time to sing, so i come up to the table singing and out of nowhere the ambulance came in because my cousin's grandma was having a heart attack

Oh jeez that's just bad timing....I hope the woman was alright!

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hahaha i got one.

i went to my cousin's birthday dinner, later on i went to the Restroom, came back and from a distance saw everybody standing up at the table so i thought it was time to sing, so i come up to the table singing and out of nowhere the ambulance came in because my cousin's grandma was having a heart attack

Isn't your cousins grandma your grandma?

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That one time I was in bed and on my psp watching porn and I literally finished on my hand. (My door doesn't have a lock) My mom walked in and I quickly threw the covers over me and she asked what I was doing? I immediately turned red and then she walked closer to my bed and asked what that white stuff on my (right) hand was....(uber red now and stuttering) I replied what stuff? Then she tried to rip the covers away and I managed to hold them down with my left hand(FYI I was naked) I guess she realized what had happened and left. That was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life.....this is unfortunately a true story....:(

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@russellmania77 said:

hahaha i got one.

i went to my cousin's birthday dinner, later on i went to the Restroom, came back and from a distance saw everybody standing up at the table so i thought it was time to sing, so i come up to the table singing and out of nowhere the ambulance came in because my cousin's grandma was having a heart attack

Isn't your cousins grandma your grandma?

Could be from the other side?

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@silkyballfro94: That sucks. Does your mom ever talk about it or did you guys just forget it.

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#14  Edited By Pyrogram

That one time I was in bed and on my psp watching porn and I literally finished on my hand. (My door doesn't have a lock) My mom walked in and I quickly threw the covers over me and she asked what I was doing? I immediately turned red and then she walked closer to my bed and asked what that white stuff on my (right) hand was....(uber red now and stuttering) I replied what stuff? Then she tried to rip the covers away and I managed to hold them down with my left hand(FYI I was naked) I guess she realized what had happened and left. That was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life.....this is unfortunately a true story....:(

Heck was your mum hoping to find? Jesus? ROFL

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#15  Edited By thespideyguy

@veshark said:

@thespideyguy said:

@russellmania77 said:

hahaha i got one.

i went to my cousin's birthday dinner, later on i went to the Restroom, came back and from a distance saw everybody standing up at the table so i thought it was time to sing, so i come up to the table singing and out of nowhere the ambulance came in because my cousin's grandma was having a heart attack

Isn't your cousins grandma your grandma?

Could be from the other side?

I see.

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#16  Edited By russellmania77

@russellmania77 said:

hahaha i got one.

i went to my cousin's birthday dinner, later on i went to the Restroom, came back and from a distance saw everybody standing up at the table so i thought it was time to sing, so i come up to the table singing and out of nowhere the ambulance came in because my cousin's grandma was having a heart attack

Alright, now if you tell me what you were singing i think that might give us a better picture

I'm already dying over here LOL

i was singing happy birthday lol

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@lilben42: I've been lucky enough that it hasn't been brought up since then and I'd like to keep it that way.

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Another story, in the eight grade our class was in the computer lab and we were printing out stuff. The way to the printer was somewhat cramped as you had to walk like you were on a mountain cliff grabbing the wall and had to walk sideways(if that makes sense). If not then you would bump into the table behind you and people sitting in front of you. Well, I hit the print button and headed to the printer. About halfway there, this chick suddenly has her hand on my penis. She was getting up to pick up her paper and accidentally grasped my penis. I am in shock and at the moment that it happened we locked eyes with hand/penis combo and it lasted for a good two seconds. I could not believe that had just happened. She let go and I went on like nothing took place. We crossed paths on the way back to our seats too. The next day and week were unbelievably awkward. The reason she was able to miraculously grab hold is because that day was gym day and I was wearing jogging pants with boxers. Which is really a challenge when trying to hide boners. The timing of me walking by and her getting up was crazy, it must of been a sign from God. If any of you were wondering, this chick was pretty hot too. This was a pretty awkward situation, but with the outcome of having a girl to my wiener for the first time. :)

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@god_spawn: lol..Never had that moment before but I agree with you that would be very awkward. You think she just wanna rub it in?

Nah. Me and her still maintain a decent friendship and her boyfriend is of no threat to me. So it's like whatevs.

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The last time I saw my great grandmother was when I accidentally walked in on her when she was in the bathroom.

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I was at da clubz (don't hate @lykopis it was ages ago), and I saw I girl who thought looked good. so I walked up to her. I happened to know her from some of my classes. so we start chatting and go off to the floor to dance with her. Eventually we start some body to body grinding. Now it was a skool disco night so people were wearing white shirts with school ties. Hers happened to be kinda unbuttoned and it was hot inside- the shirt was already see through.

Now she moves in to kiss me, but can't because I'm staring at her chest. And as I am, I suddenly realize I have the most uncomfortable boner ever. Like really uncomfortable, as I was wearing tight chino's at the time. It was actually slightly painful. I think Doc Brown explains this well. Don't you think @pyrogram?

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Eventually I back away a teeny bit, and end up kissing her- on the nose. At the this point, I reckon I've broken every rule in the book, so I ask her if she wants a drink. She says no. I remember just about to turn away to ponder why I was so off. Thankfully, she didn't seem to care so much about my mishaps, and whispered in my ear to calm down a bit, before we commenced tonsil tickling.

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@god_spawn: lol..Never had that moment before but I agree with you that would be very awkward. You think she just wanna rub it in?

Nah. Me and her still maintain a decent friendship and her boyfriend is of no threat to me. So it's like whatevs.

Your blatantly missing the part where you say to her boyfriend that your proud of him and how he's taking care of her. Then you offer to hug him, but instead perform a World-Strongest Slam on him through the table, before screaming THATS WHAT I DO, and walking away, rotating your hips in a Dolph Ziggler like fashion.

Hence why he's not a threat to you anymore, and have a decent relationship with your ex since she's infatuated with your spontaneous wrestling skills.

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@laflux: Rofl you've just summed up 50% of teenage club problems xP

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@pyrogram: Yeah I was 19 then, so go figure :D

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#24  Edited By warlock360

Ok here's a good one from back in 2005 when I was 15.

>get in bus after school that only drives every hour or so to where u live

>way more people standing in line then there are seats

>oh well, I guess I'm going to have to stand

>after the horde storms the Trojan horse I end up somewhere in the middle-back, withe almost chest on chest with someone else and literally back on back with another dude

>12 minutes in and I thought it won't be so bad until the sharp turn came

>forgot to button my jeans

>there at my ankles

>the dude is staring me dead in the eye not uttering a word

>2 bus stops later I get out and pull em up

Fml

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My whole life.

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@theacidskull: My friends mother died and I accidentally asked something about her. I felt so stupid and bad.

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@laflux:

What is up with you -- all that poking and making out? You should wear a shirt that comes with a warning "WILL POKE AND SLOBBER WHEN IN CLOSE PROXIMITY"

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#34  Edited By russellmania77

this one time on school bus when i was on the younger, i sat next to a girl (i was next to the window), she put her head down and threw up everywhere, blocking me in so i had to jump over the seets

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hahaha i got one.

i went to my cousin's birthday dinner, later on i went to the Restroom, came back and from a distance saw everybody standing up at the table so i thought it was time to sing, so i come up to the table singing and out of nowhere the ambulance came in because my cousin's grandma was having a heart attack

I...... That's...... Idk how to react.

I'm actually laughing, but i'm sorry xD

I was in my cousin's house and I walked past the bathroom and glanced in and saw my aunt with her drawers to her ankles standing up with her hands on her waist peeing. :/

I remember all of that yes. It's a scar in my mind.

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Just today I had to give a speech on impulse decisions that I did not have the time to properly prepare for. If it wasn't for the jokes I inserted, I would've been one lost fool.

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@lykopis said:

@laflux:

What is up with you -- all that poking and making out? You should wear a shirt that comes with a warning "WILL POKE AND SLOBBER WHEN IN CLOSE PROXIMITY"

Man you make me sound like some saliva riddled Bulldog >:D on heat.

In fairness, again this was a while back. While where on this subject everyone's fist kiss is awkward, I think Tyler the Creator lampshades this pretty well in this song (one of the reasons why he's > Mac Miller, but lets leave that to one side)

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Change the age to 11 and remove the possessive element and you have my story!!!!!

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When you accidentally call your teacher 'mum'.

A lot of people used to do this in primary School when we were all very young, but I remember doing it High School. She was hot too, which made it even worse.

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@optimuspalm: Yeah! Seriously that happens to me all the time.

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When you full on the stairs at school and everyone sees you. So you act like nothing happened.