Aks meh sheet. #

Ask me about anything and i shall advise you

How do you feel about pregnant Batman?

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: very angry cuz batman is more manly than chuck Norris

Why are you such a careless douche to not even use proper capitalization in your own username?

Can I ask Joygirl very offensive questions?

Best Ask Me thread that's ever been conceived.

Unless someone did it first.

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: yes

@joygirl: because you merely adopted the douche, I was born in it raised in it.

@joygirl: did Hardee's fix the problem?

@russellmania77Why do you have sex with farm animals?

@vortex13: because animals can't say "no"

Why can't you tell the difference between "your" and "you're?" (Sorry man, couldn't resist)

Batcow's gonna beat the crap out of you.

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: because I'm a southern hillbilly

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: Not as far as I know.

@joygirl: I miss you.

@russellmania77: Why do you choose to invert you testicles and penis when you are not using them? And why do you use them so infrequently?

Why do you use a baby Jesus butt plug? (they actually exist)

Is it really necessary to cover yourself in honey and lay in the woods naked for an hour and let all the bugs and small critters get stuck in it then go home scrape it all off and then cook it and eat it.

(you asked for offensive questions, sorry lol)

@russellmania77: Do you always make unoriginal threads once a week? Or is your faggotry consistent?

(I don't mean this, but the title asked me so)

Why are you so fat?

don't lead him on. You will be sorry......................

Do you eat s***?

@frogdog: not as much as my toilet after a day of drinking

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: because put a lot of butter and cheese on everything I eat

@kfhrfdu_89_76k: xhamster.com I believe

@ximpossibrux: it's very kahnsistanse

@vortex13: I plead the fif. Because it feels good. Jesus is in all of us. And no it's not necisary but its good for your skin

okay, this one is reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy offensive, just warning you

what kind of loving god would allow the holocaust to not happen?

@betatesthighlander1: NOT happen? Or happen? Lol

You ever had your sh*t pushed in?

Why is the number 77 at the end of your username? Was 78 to much work for you OHHHHH BURRRRRRN

@z3ro180: my jersey # in high school, back when I lifted 78 lbc wt only my woody alone ;) lmao

@carter_esque: no just pushed out

What do you fear ?

@thedarkdaredevil: god

lol

I'mma let Mr. Jackson ask for me:

Replace 'he' with 'you.'

:)

not happen

"does you look like a b#tch?"???

Oh lord....that doesn't seem very loving

Yeah. Offensive, right?

@russellmania77: Why do you hate the jews?

Dem be fightin' words,son!!

lol jk

@vortex13: because they killed my savior

@cameron83: one that is loving and vengeful

@snarkybits: a lil

Oh na na....what the hell is my name?!

WHAT IS MY NAME!?!?!?

@cameron83: Julio Gonzales?

@kfhrfdu_89_76k: did I miss ur question? Oh my bad lol ok

Because he is a loving and vengeful god booyakah

When you and your girl screw, does she fuk you with your legs up?

Will u get mad with the Mods when they lock this thread?

@chaos_prime: nah, it would suck tho but it's cool

@guardiandevil83: I lift em up n switch it up every now and again

Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Do you ever thought of fucking your best friend's mom ?

@thedarkdaredevil: no, she isn't a looker if u know what I mean

@nefarious: no I don't kiss her at all lol

Do you cook babies or do you just eat them how they are?