...In which you supply answers and I guess at the questions causing you the most heart-wrenching inner turmoil.
Ask Thread from Bizarro World
@russellmania77: Minotaurs and sphinxes probably wouldn't be keen on you answering a question with a question, but herein, I suspect "Abby girl?" is the correct response to, "What rhymes with scabby squirrel?"
@knightsofdarkness2: This is the incorrect answer to "How did you feel about the leaked Deadpool test footage?" I don't recall the precise correct answer, but there were dogs roller-skating.
@bumpyboo: "Why doesn't John Constantine have a costume like Dr. Strange or Dr. Fate?"
@thetruebarryallen "What happened after Vincent Price's ghost served you breakfast?"
@comicace3 "Maury Povich says you are the father. What do you have to say for yourself?"
Best Ask Thread. Although, this is only the second one I've visited. So I would know.
Now, my answer:
Chartreuse.
@ms-lola: "What does Gambit's aftershave smell like?"
The naked blonde walked into the bar, holding nothing but a poodle in one hand and 6-foot sausage in the other.
@nickthedevil: "Hey, did you see where Courtney Love went after that PETA benefit?"
@nickthedevil: "Why hasn't Todd McFarlane run for president yet?"
HA! Lovely answer (and answers to the others). Okay, next answer:
Whipped cream, buttons and lava slab.
@ms-lola: "What's your idea of an ideal date?"
"In Demolition Man, they said that in the future, 'All restaurants are Taco Bell.' How come I've never seen a chalupa on the Enterprise?"
This explains the low amount of product placement on ST:TNG.
@neghead: You are raising the bar, haha. I have to think of harder answers.
@ms-lola: "How did your premonition say I would win this season's American Ninja Warrior? Why do you dislike word problems so much?"
This is fun. My answers:
- JFK.
- There's no way I'm going to Alaska.
- I am not Batman.
- Because flight is a natural ability for all humans.
- Time is an emotion.
- That is the answer to racism.
@nickthedevil "What did you think of my mother's cooking?"
@mandarinestro 1. "Who framed Roger Rabbit?" 2. "Sarah Palin needs our help fending off Russian zombies. Wanna join me?"
3. "Why not?"
4. "C'mon, man. You know with zombies the only two solutions are fight or flight. Wouldn't you rather fight?"
5. "Don't you think it's only a matter of time before they come after us?"
6. "Hey, what would Bruiser Brody do?"
@squares "Where'd you come up with the bank to buy Jimmy Hoffa's corpse?"
@xnahtebx: "Why'd you return your Nobel Peace Prize, neghead?"
@major_blackstar: "Neghead, is it true you used to be Janeane Garafolo?"
@referee: "What Comic Viner would you trade to have Uatu the Watcher back in the Marvel Universe? ...And a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni? ...And a Brian Jacob from Amy Pond?"
@referee: "Daddy, is watching The Voice detrimental to my childhood development?"
@referee: "What shocking revelation do you think will happen after the credits of the Batman/Superman movie?"
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