Ask Shuma-Gorath

Have you ever been married? Are you still married (if you did marry)? And if you're divorced, did you have to pay your ex-wife alimony?

Followers of Shuma-Gorath, I summon ye!

How many school girls do you pork a day?

A billion souls have known orgasm at my tentacles.

I am unemployed. You wouldn't, by any chance, happen to be hiring?