Ask Rocket Raccoon Thingy Anything. Or Else!

@rocketraccoonthingy: Yay!!!

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1. Chocolate Cake or Strawberry cake?
2. Who would you rather go on a date with Groot or Hulk?

1. Chocolate cake!!
2. Date? Hmmm. That's hard man. I'll say Groot. :-D

Hah, I knew it!

@rocketraccoonthingy: favorite Dc character (villain or hero or both whatever you're feeling (=

Favorite comic of all time

Like or hate school?

1. Batman and Green Lantern. Darkseid and Joker
2. Not sure man. Might be X-Men, Deadpool or Infinity Gauntlet arc related.
3. Like. :-D

As someone who doesn't really know who RR is, how would you convince me to like him and start reading his comics?

Well, I'd post scans of his funniest moments and spam your inbox saying "Read Rocket Raccoon". :-D

@rocketraccoonthingy said:

@ondskapt666 said:

As someone who doesn't really know who RR is, how would you convince me to like him and start reading his comics?

Well, I'd post scans of his funniest moments and spam your inbox saying "Read Rocket Raccoon". :-D

I would love that!

Give it away!!!

Do you hate me?

@khael: For realz? Of course I don't. I just wish we discussed more before doing that CaV. :P

@rocketraccoonthingy: Hi.

What do you change the most often.

1. Your Underwear?.
2. Your Avatar?.

@rocketraccoonthingy: Is it Istanbul or is it Constantinople?

@flumox56 said:

@rocketraccoonthingy: Hi.

What do you change the most often.

1. Your Underwear?.
2. Your Avatar?.

Hello.

Hmmm. That one sure is a toughie. I have obsessive compulsive disorder so, I change both all the time.

@rocketraccoonthingy: Are you aware that i have a better username than you?

@prossor_kobras: Constantinople.

I'm sorry my French friend I am not aware because your username isn't better than mine. Wanna make a thread 'bout it?

@rocketraccoonthingy: Is he back? The man behind the mask?

@prossor_kobras: Yes coming to cinemas in 2017. =)

@rocketraccoonthingy: It's finally out of development hell? AWESOME!

Is Thin Balls better than Constantally noping le guy. Right into your conversation.

@rocketraccoonthingy said:

@rouflex said:

@rocketraccoonthingy: Are you aware that i have a better username than you?

I'm sorry my French friend I am not aware because your username isn't better than mine. Wanna make a thread 'bout it?

Popularity does not equal quality... Me asking you a question does not mean i'm your friend... Speaking french does not make me a French... You sound like a fanboy while i sound like a mojo.

Yep! Check these out:

http://screencrush.com/friday-13th-reboot-delayed/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3364774/

Huh?

@rouflex: I know popularity does not equal to quality but does not mean that all of my posts aren't quality.

@rocketraccoonthingy: AWESOME!

Sorry... I did not mean to tag you in.

In a theoric world where you would have quality posts... It would not equal that you have a better Username than me.

@rouflex: Ah....

Oh well, you did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@prossor_kobras: Don't touch me.

@rouflex: Touch you? Why would I do that? No, no, first, you have to buy me dinner!

@prossor_kobras: I have no money or desire to do so.

@rouflex: Well, then, I'll let you go with a dine and dash on the first date. But the second you have to pay.

@prossor_kobras: I have no money or affection for you soul eater! LEAVE ME ALONE!

@rouflex: I thought we had something special.

*cries and runs away*

@prossor_kobras: *Take your heart and fade into the kingdoms of avalon*

@rouflex: NOOOOOOOOOO! I NEED THAT TO BREATHE!

@prossor_kobras:

@rouflex: Have a t-shirt.

@rocketraccoonthingy: Are you Batman?

@rouflex: Are you on drugs?

@batman3000: Nope. You are. I am Rocket Raccoon. =)

@rocketraccoonthingy: :0 :D I AM BATMAN! Do you have a favorite comic book TV show? If so what is it?

@rocketraccoonthingy: I'm clean.

@prossor_kobras said:

@rouflex: Have a t-shirt.

I'm fabulous and shirtless.

How do I get paint stains out of my underwear?

What is the best way to apply hemroid cream?

@rouflex: Thank god.

Justice League Unlimited and The Batman. :-D

Use ur middle finger.

Try baking soda.

@rocketraccoonthingy: Back, son?

@rocketraccoonthingy: How would the direction of a school react to a middle finger?

Yeah.

Outraged of course.

@rocketraccoonthingy: Yeah, but what would be the consequences?