Ask Parker

It's a wonderful show.......also funny.
And you're not in the age to watch it,you have a lot to do,that's.....you got a point.

Horrible.

@punyparker:

Did... did you just call me horrible!?

- TAS

@theamazingspidey: Are you dane dehaan?....did you play in the movie?.......are you this dude?!.....

@theamazingspidey: Amazing Spider-Man #6 review

Yes, yes, and yes... are you overlooking my D-Bag haircut and my desire for magic blood written by Orci and Katzman?...

Also - did you overlook the "Metal [GearZero] is dead" thing?

- TAS

@theamazingspidey: Didn't make the connection.

I posted a review,whoever wants take a look.

Yup! I posted something there.

- TAS

@theamazingspidey: Thanx.

NP :P

- TAS

What is love?

Do you own a sponge?

Have you ever been in Iowa?

Do I wanna know?

@punyparker:

How many times have you watched Spidey 3, like... the full thing?

- TAS

The theory of a biological basis of love has been explored by such biological sciences as evolutionary psychology, evolutionary biology, anthropology and neuroscience. Specific chemical substances such as oxytocin are studied in the context of their roles in producing human experiences and behaviors that are associated with love.

I own two sponges.
Does that make me a sponge enthousiast?

No i have not.
And i'm not willing to.

It depends on the perspective and the maturity of your character.

3-4

@punyparker:

Cool! :P

- TAS

Very

Is Scarlet Spider any good?

Favorite Spider-Man cartoon?

Ultimate Venom or 616 Venom (Eddie Brock)?

With Kaine?
Yeah,it's good.

Spec,by a mile.

Ultimate Venom,because it's more thought out,and not a stunt to bring a "big gun" to the scene.

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@punyparker:

1. How many Batman comics have you read, roughly? (That's including New 52, Pre-New 52, Batman and Robin, Nightwing etc.)
2. How ridiculous is that question above? You couldn't possibly know how much.
3. What's the worst Batman movie?
4. You answered with "Batman and Robin", didn't you?
5. Which CBM has the worst casting ever?
6. You also answered with Batman and Robin with that, right?
7. Do you prefer Batman or Spidey?
8. Who am I kidding - your name is "Punyparker?"

1. I read most of Batman....... i think,right @rustyroy ?.....from what i told you,i read most of Batman right?....
2. And i just answered it.Boom.
3. Batman Forever.
4. NOW WHAT?!!!!!! :P
5. Spawn
6. Lawyered,bitch.
7. They're extremely close.
8. But yeah,my favorite character of all time,in all fiction is Peter Porker,the Amazing Spider-Ham....so....yeah.

@punyparker:

Good answers!:

1. I thought you thought B&R was the worst Spidey film... or is that a toy commercial?
2. You answered "yes", right?
3. What if I told you "I'm Dr. Kafka."
4. Is TDK still your favourite CBM behind Avengers?
5. Who do you think is the best CBM villain of all time?
6. You answered with "TDK's Joker", didn't you?
7. If you didn't, then shame of you, right?
8. Thoughts on Kirsten's MJ?

- TAS

1. I still think Batman And Robin is the worst Spidey film .......
2. Sorta.
3. I'd say you have multiple personalities.
4. Yes.Yes.Yes.
5. Venom,Spider-Man 3
6. Gotcha again.....just so you kno,this game wont work with me.
7. Shame on me,exacly.
8. First film,she looked the part,rest not so much.....acting?.....gimme a break.

@punyparker:

1. You mentioned you don't want to watch ASM2 and SM3 more than once? So - which is the lesser of two evils - Spidey 3 or Amazing Spidey 2?
2. Do you own this encyclopaedia here?
3. I cant find my Man of Steel Blu-Ray - give it up, where did you hide it?

- TAS

1. ASM2.
2. Link's going nowhere.
3. I don't own a MoS Blu Ray,and i definitely wouldn't steal one.

@punyparker:

That's fine, then. XD.

- TAS

@theamazingspidey: You're free to ask non-Spidey related Qs too. :)

Yeah, sure - just not sure what to ask. 'Kay - here I go!

1. What's your favourite non comic book movie of all time.
2. What's your favourite drink?
3. Do you play Soccer?
4. Why do you love Twilight so much?
5. Do you watch Arrow?
6. What?

- TAS

1. Ιnception.
2. Beer.Because i'm a man.And men like beer.........men.
3. Yeah.
4. It's just so romantic.
5. Yep.
6. Nothing,forget about it.

@punyparker:

Woah - that was quick. I also agree to an extent that Inception is friggin awesome! Drum rolls...

1. What's your rating for Night of Owls from 1-10?
2. If Snyder handles Joker - would it be mega crap, crap, good or awesome?
3. Iron Man and Company vs. The Nolan Knight? Which do you prefer?
4. Are you Mr Tequila?
5. Who's Barney Stinson?
6. When you were in school, did you hate it as much as I did?
7. Have you played BioShock Infinite?
8. Are you afraid of god?... (Answer correctly and you'll be awarded :)

- TAS

1. 9
2. What Snyder?
3. Two different films,love both.
4. No
5. I have no idea.But he sounds AWESOME.
6. Not really,no.I looked my way,didn't bother anyone,had friends,and a girlfriend.
7. Yes.Good.
8. I don't have Autophobia.Meaning i'm not afraid of myself.

@punyparker:

1. What do you think is Stan Lee's best comic book? Ever.
2. What's your rating for Amazing Fantasy 15 from 1-10?
3. Will you be watching Deadpool 2016?

- TAS

1. Amazing Fantasy #15,or Amazing Spider-Man #33.
2. 12
3. FIRST F8CKING PERSON IN THE F8CKING THEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   I LOVE DEADPOOL!!!!

I would take you with me @thecheesestabber ,but.......

@punyparker:

1. What's your legitimate rating for Spidey 3?
2. What do you think about the action sequences in Man of Steel?
3. I was rewatching Avengers today - what do you think I thought about it?
4. WHEN WILL YOU RETURN MY MAN OF STEEL BLU RAY!?

- TAS

@punyparker:

Another question:

1. What do you think are the 3 best endings in Comic Book film history?

- TAS

1. 4.
2. Amusing.
3. That it's awesome?.......everytime i see it,i think it's more awesome....i have watched it 12 times.
4. I have no interest in Superman.

Also....

@punyparker:

1. Wow! You'll hate Spidey 3 till the day you die, wont you?
2. Yes!
3. Agreed! I rewatched three films today - Avengers, ASM1 and ASM2 (it's holidays, now, so yeah...) - Avengers is the BEST comic book film. Sheer epic.
4. Yes - but you have interest in Man of Steel... don't lie to me!

'Kay - next:

1. Is Nolan North perfect for Deadpool.
2. Have you played Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions?
3. If so, what did you think of it?
4. Looking forward to fantastic four 2015?

- TAS

1. Iron Man 1
2. Spider-Man 2
3. Amazing Spider-Man 2(the death not the ridiculous retarded Rhino fight)

@punyparker:

Agreed on SM2 and ASM2... I don't remember Iron Man 1's ending O_O

1. Rating for Iron Man 3 from 1-10?
2. WHERE ARE THEY!?
3. WHERE'S THE TRIGGER!?
4. Did you cry in ASM2's ending or did you come close to it?

- TAS

1. I don't hate any movie.I don't waste this amount of feelings towards something that doesn't affect me directly.
2. Good.
3. Whedon's a genious.
4. Not really.I have interest in the sequel,and that's because of f8cking Batman.......i watched MoS once,and i think i'll keep it that way.

1. Voice?....yes.
2. Yeah.
3. Good game.Fun.Nothing very special,but it has replayability,so that makes it great.
4. Absolutely not.

"I am Iron Man" in front of a full populated room.
Roll credits.

1. 7
2. There.
3. On the gun?.....
4. No,seriously?....of course not.....i hate Gwen as a character,and i knew she'll die,months before.....i didn't laugh though,it was emotional,i can tell,but i didn't cry,and didn't come close to it whatsoever.

@punyparker:

Aww, well... that's cool, then :)

- TAS

That's very cool.

I;m so excited about Deadpool,wow!!

@punyparker:

"You sound like you're looking forward to it..." (Hope you get reference)

- TAS

Yes i do,and no i don't.

Damn... you haven't watched the Dark Knight Rises enough.

Bruce: You sound like you're looking forward to it...

Selina Kyle: I'm adaptable.

- TAS

@theamazingspidey: I need to know every line in the movie?.......

Um... yeah, dude.

I'm pretty sure I know everything O_O

- TAS

Um....no?
Why?...

Good for you.

Why "Puny"?

Irony.

Oh, wait, this is "ask Puny" not "ask TAS."

- TAS

Serious Answer : Puny Parker was Peter's nickname in school.
Slightly mess-around/funny answer : It's ironicall,because nothing's puny about me. ;)