Ask me the weirdest things you can think of

Im bored, figured comic vines community's pretty cool, might as well have some fun

so go ahead, ask me the strangest, weirdest, most out there questions you can think of!

@ghost_runner: Because you asked for it....... Would you have a sex orgy with multiple dead bodies for 1 million dollars? O_O

@ghost_runner: One simple question?

why?

Elephant Bawls

@king_saturn: yes

@dragonborn_ct: because 42

@dccomicsrule2011: if their attractive dead bodies? then what the hell, ill try anything once.

Comeon Comic Vine, get WEIRDER!

@ghost_runner: Cheers for necrophelia! =D

By what does you for and three mean over in yesterday what is?

Would you brutally murder baby seals and eat live puppies while stabbing penguins for a free TV? :/

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek:

@linkxv1: no, free books on the other hand........

Stuffed STDs

@manchine: HPV please, that thing looks adorable

If I burn peanut butter, does the moon melt as well?

Bro, do you even multiverse?

Would you crown me Emperor?

Have you ever stared in an on stage production of slidanmonologer in Sweden?

who you rather do your mom in a hotgirls body or do a hotgirl in your moms body

@allstarsuperman:

hot girl in moms body, that way its only mentally scaring for me. if i were to choose mom in hot girls body, it'll be scarring for both of us.

@mitran:

well i did go you see blue running disco

@vortex13:

yeah but i got kicked out for coming on stage naked

@harvest:

no, you would misuse the power!

@dragonborn_ct:

all day, everyday

@vaccine:

yes, but the fire needs to be really really hot

Ah. I see it now.

Next question: If my white blood cell(s) touch a computer keyboard, does the board change into keys or the keys change into boards?

@vaccine: neither,the keyboard turns into a boardkey. Be sure to use lots of blood though, and I mean a lot, don't worry about dying, just let it alllllllllllllll out

Is it so crazy its lazy?

Have you ever tried to do a nice thing and it ends up biting you in the ass? Does it makes you a more cynical person?

Bro, do you even lift?

Awesome. It's spilling on my keyboard as I am typing this. Next question (before I pass out), can you throw a chainsaw into a box of feathers without touching the glow sticks that surround it?

@vaccine: no, just accept the fact that your ganna touch them

@squares: no, i deduce.

@deadite: i've always been cynical. whenever I've tried to help, I've been successful for the most part, but i rarely ever help

@silkyballfro94: its harder then it looks

@ghost_runner

Whats the quickest what to get a python out of a lint trap?

@wildvine: play the song of its people

What is the definition of insanity peanut butter?

Do u hate Hitler?

why do men have only 2 testicles?

@turel_hash_ak_gik: actually we have three, you have you pull down on the left one really hard for the third to drop

@russellmania77: heck no, how could i hate someone with such a sexy mustache

@scorpion2501: the goo you get when you shove a peanut inside your ear

Do you sleep with a toothbrush and corn?

That's the name of my band. Toothbrush and corn

Why do you eat kittens for breakfast?

Is it true that you use an ocarina to summon Old Gregg in a bikini?

Any vomits kicking you lately while on a sofa potato disintegrator?