Ask Lance

Alright. So in an attempt to actually do something with my blog (and thus complete quests) I've decided to do something meaningful. Or at least half way funny to me. I'm going to be starting an advice column. Now I'm far from an expert on anything. I'm a kennel tech working twelve hours a week and most of my time is spent reading comics, so if you expect me to be able to solve all of your problems with clear and logical solutions, you're looking for the wrong place. But if you want something hilarious to read? Then start asking questions. Like I said, this is going to be in my blog. Either PM me questions or ask them here, but they won't be answered here. If you ask the question here, chances are you don't want to be private about it so yeah, I'll be posting your user name. Just thought I'd try out something fun to fill my time.

What is the meaning of life?

For some reason, this makes me think of "Ask Vance".

How do you debate with Storm fanboys/trolls without getting into a flame war or losing your mind?

" How do you debate with Storm fanboys/trolls without getting into a flame war or losing your mind? "

Lance
 
why are you so freaking ugly?
 
Matezoide
 
lol,joking

Dear Lance, 
 
If you were walking thru a supermarket and your pants fell down would you finish your shopping or leave the store? 
 
Signed, 
Jake

" For some reason, this makes me think of "Ask Vance". "

Pretty decent response so far. Or at least more then I expected. Except this: @MrDirector786 said:

" For some reason, this makes me think of "Ask Vance". "

Lance and Vance are pretty close.You can't blame MrDirector786...

" Lance and Vance are pretty close.You can't blame MrDirector786... "

" @Megan Fox said:

" Lance and Vance are pretty close.You can't blame MrDirector786... "

Lies "

" @MrDirector786 said:

" For some reason, this makes me think of "Ask Vance". "

:) "

" @Lance Uppercut said:

" @Megan Fox said:

" Lance and Vance are pretty close.You can't blame MrDirector786... "

Lies "

They are.I think you're me some times ;) "

" Pretty decent response so far. Or at least more then I expected. Except this: @MrDirector786 said:

" For some reason, this makes me think of "Ask Vance". "

If we were in prison, I'd hit you with a sock full of soap right now. But I won't. Because I can't afford a third strike. "

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?

" @Vance Astro said:

" @Lance Uppercut said:

" @Megan Fox said:

" Lance and Vance are pretty close.You can't blame MrDirector786... "

Lies "

They are.I think you're me some times ;) "

Well, at least I can take it as a compliment because I know how much you love yourself. "

@Vance Astro: Because Vance is awesome...:) "

" @Lance Uppercut said:

" @Megan Fox said:

" Lance and Vance are pretty close.You can't blame MrDirector786... "

Lies "

They are.I think you're me some times ;) "

" @Vance Astro said:

" @Lance Uppercut said:

" @Megan Fox said:

" Lance and Vance are pretty close.You can't blame MrDirector786... "

Lies "

They are.I think you're me some times ;) "

and Lance Bastro.",)  The three of you are like triplets.  If i think of one of you, i think of the other two.",) "

" @Vance Astro said:

" @Lance Uppercut said:

" @Megan Fox said:

" Lance and Vance are pretty close.You can't blame MrDirector786... "

Lies "

They are.I think you're me some times ;) "

and Lance Bastro.",)  The three of you are like triplets.  If i think of one of you, i think of the other two.",) "

What is tennis elbow ?

I'm not losing focus, I just need more questions to answer.  
 
@Jake Fury said:

" Lance,  Why are you losing focus and not answering these questions? (In particular mine)  Signed, Jake     "

Lance:
Why are webcomics so unpopular on this site? Is it because they aren't viewed as comics?
 
From: Decoy Elite
 
Lance: 
I'm asking two questions! Do you think Razorfist is a good villain?
 From: Decoy Elite

" @Lance Uppercut said:

" Pretty decent response so far. Or at least more then I expected. Except this: @MrDirector786 said:

" For some reason, this makes me think of "Ask Vance". "

If we were in prison, I'd hit you with a sock full of soap right now. But I won't. Because I can't afford a third strike. "

Don't worry ur just as awesome as vance.....:) but ummmm can u help me with this riddle?
 

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it?

"

Lance: 
 What do you think about writers upgrading weaker villains into viable threats(Spot and Hammerhead for example)?
 
From: 
Decoy Elite

It's time for the first edition of Ask Lance. hope you guys enjoy. 
 
 http://www.comicvine.com/myvine/lance_uppercut/ask-lance-1/87-53244/

Well, I need some new questions for the next edition of Ask Lance

do you poop?

What is my real name?

Lance,
  Do you enjoy Marvel or DC more? Why do you prefer the one you prefer?
 
 Why don't you like Razorfist!? He beat Bucky(kinda)!
 
 What character do you hate most? If your answer is none, then why are you such a goody two shoes?
 
Decoy Elite.

Why didn't I think of this first..this is such an awesome thread.

"How do you debate with Storm fanboys/trolls without getting into a flame war or losing your mind? "

" Why didn't I think of this first..this is such an awesome thread. "

" @geraldthesloth said:

" Why didn't I think of this first..this is such an awesome thread. "

Sigh, I'll ask the question we all want to ask.   Lance,   Can I copy your idea? :D?  Decoy Elite. "

Lance,
 Does it annoy you when someone asks multiple questions?
Decoy Elite.

Why is the word "Cool" such an enduring slang term?

" @courtney12490 said:

"How do you debate with Storm fanboys/trolls without getting into a flame war or losing your mind? "

Realize you may be the loser that  is wrong. "

" @courtney12490 said:

"How do you debate with Storm fanboys/trolls without getting into a flame war or losing your mind? "

Realize you may be the loser that  is wrong. "

" @courtney12490 said:

"How do you debate with Storm fanboys/trolls without getting into a flame war or losing your mind? "

Realize you may be the loser that  is wrong. "