just curious... but why is it that most of the time when people think of praying to God... its always about God giving them something... God give me a New Car... God make my Dick longer... God give me a Billion Dollars... God please kill Matt Smith so someone else can play The Doctor... God give me this... God give me that... you dont think God gets tired of people only wanting to talk to him just cause they want some new sh!t or want God to do something for them... Hey here is an idea... how about everyone once in a while just praying to God... just to talk to him and say thank you for what he has done for you
if you are in fact in to all that Faith and Believing Stuff...
Dear lord Galactus, I know you exist because you are in a book some people wrote. Sure, some might claim that there is more evidence against your existance than for it, but those people just don't have faith. Say hi to the Silver Surfer for me. I heard you were having some money trouble, so i'll send what i've been able to save up, hope it helps. love the hat by the way.
" Dear lord Galactus, I know you exist because you are in a book some people wrote. Sure, some might claim that there is more evidence against your existance than for it, but those people just don't have faith. Say hi to the Silver Surfer for me. I heard you were having some money trouble, so i'll send what i've been able to save up, hope it helps. love the hat by the way. "
uh oh... looks like we have another fellow believer in the Lord of Lords Galactus ! all praises due to the Most High Cosmic Badass !!!!
" Dear lord Galactus, I know you exist because you are in a book some people wrote. Sure, some might claim that there is more evidence against your existance than for it, but those people just don't have faith. Say hi to the Silver Surfer for me. I heard you were having some money trouble, so i'll send what i've been able to save up, hope it helps. love the hat by the way. "
" Dear lord Galactus, I know you exist because you are in a book some people wrote. Sure, some might claim that there is more evidence against your existance than for it, but those people just don't have faith. Say hi to the Silver Surfer for me. I heard you were having some money trouble, so i'll send what i've been able to save up, hope it helps. love the hat by the way. "
" Dear lord Galactus, I know you exist because you are in a book some people wrote. Sure, some might claim that there is more evidence against your existance than for it, but those people just don't have faith. Say hi to the Silver Surfer for me. I heard you were having some money trouble, so i'll send what i've been able to save up, hope it helps. love the hat by the way. "
uh oh... looks like we have another fellow believer in the Lord of Lords Galactus ! all praises due to the Most High Cosmic Badass !!!! "
see, I always thought that was Thanos or something.
" Dear lord Galactus, I know you exist because you are in a book some people wrote. Sure, some might claim that there is more evidence against your existance than for it, but those people just don't have faith. Say hi to the Silver Surfer for me. I heard you were having some money trouble, so i'll send what i've been able to save up, hope it helps. love the hat by the way. "
uh oh... looks like we have another fellow believer in the Lord of Lords Galactus ! all praises due to the Most High Cosmic Badass !!!! "
I think you guys missed how he was making fun of religion ;)
" Dear lord Galactus, I know you exist because you are in a book some people wrote. Sure, some might claim that there is more evidence against your existance than for it, but those people just don't have faith. Say hi to the Silver Surfer for me. I heard you were having some money trouble, so i'll send what i've been able to save up, hope it helps. love the hat by the way. "
uh oh... looks like we have another fellow believer in the Lord of Lords Galactus ! all praises due to the Most High Cosmic Badass !!!! "
I think you guys missed how he was making fun of religion ;) "
" Dear lord Galactus, I know you exist because you are in a book some people wrote. Sure, some might claim that there is more evidence against your existance than for it, but those people just don't have faith. Say hi to the Silver Surfer for me. I heard you were having some money trouble, so i'll send what i've been able to save up, hope it helps. love the hat by the way. "
uh oh... looks like we have another fellow believer in the Lord of Lords Galactus ! all praises due to the Most High Cosmic Badass !!!! "
I think you guys missed how he was making fun of religion ;) "
@King Saturn: same thing about the asking for things comes to my mind. Carlin did a great skit about that and people praying to their dead relatives for things. i think at some point " prayer " got mixed up with " blow out the candles and make a wish " .lol.
" God, please dont let my dinner guests figure out that i used instant coffee in the mocha latte. "
" Dear lord Galactus, I know you exist because you are in a book some people wrote. Sure, some might claim that there is more evidence against your existance than for it, but those people just don't have faith. Say hi to the Silver Surfer for me. I heard you were having some money trouble, so i'll send what i've been able to save up, hope it helps. love the hat by the way. "
uh oh... looks like we have another fellow believer in the Lord of Lords Galactus ! all praises due to the Most High Cosmic Badass !!!! "
I think you guys missed how he was making fun of religion ;) "
nobody missed it... we were just adding to the fun
" @King Saturn: same thing about the asking for things comes to my mind. Carlin did a great skit about that and people praying to their dead relatives for things. i think at some point " prayer " got mixed up with " blow out the candles and make a wish " .lol. " God, please dont let my dinner guests figure out that i used instant coffee in the mocha latte. " "
" @King Saturn: same thing about the asking for things comes to my mind. Carlin did a great skit about that and people praying to their dead relatives for things. i think at some point " prayer " got mixed up with " blow out the candles and make a wish " .lol. " God, please dont let my dinner guests figure out that i used instant coffee in the mocha latte. " "
"just curious... but why is it that most of the time when people think of praying to God... its always about God giving them something... God give me a New Car... God make my Dick longer... God give me a Billion Dollars... God please kill Matt Smith so someone else can play The Doctor... God give me this... God give me that... you dont think God gets tired of people only wanting to talk to him just cause they want some new sh!t or want God to do something for them... Hey here is an idea... how about everyone once in a while just praying to God... just to talk to him and say thank you for what he has done for you
if you are in fact in to all that Faith and Believing Stuff...
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I must say, not to sound all good or whateverz, that I do think of people in my prayers. I dont make it a one man show, but I will admit that I do ask for stuff for myself. But if you think about it, everyone is selfish in some way. Like if you ask God to help someone sometimes it's just that you can't stand to see someone in pain or maybe you feel responsible for them. I dunno but there is always some sense of selfishness if you're asking for something, no matter how good hearted it may be.
I know but it was always in the back of my mind as to whether God likes us praying to him because all we do is ask for stuff. But then again sometimes it's not physical and sometimes it's a good thing. I dunno.
"just curious... but why is it that most of the time when people think of praying to God... its always about God giving them something... God give me a New Car... God make my Dick longer... God give me a Billion Dollars... God please kill Matt Smith so someone else can play The Doctor... God give me this... God give me that... you dont think God gets tired of people only wanting to talk to him just cause they want some new sh!t or want God to do something for them... Hey here is an idea... how about everyone once in a while just praying to God... just to talk to him and say thank you for what he has done for you
if you are in fact in to all that Faith and Believing Stuff...
"
I must say, not to sound all good or whateverz, that I do think of people in my prayers. I dont make it a one man show, but I will admit that I do ask for stuff for myself. But if you think about it, everyone is selfish in some way. Like if you ask God to help someone sometimes it's just that you can't stand to see someone in pain or maybe you feel responsible for them. I dunno but there is always some sense of selfishness if you're asking for something, no matter how good hearted it may be. "
well its good you think about others in prayers... I believe God wanted us to pray for others anyways... in doing so you show that you are unselfish when it comes to asking the lord for not only things you believe you need... but to keep those who are less fortunate in mind... which is good... but what I was talking about... is folks who only seem to think about what they want or what they can get from the lord... when they prey to God...
"just curious... but why is it that most of the time when people think of praying to God... its always about God giving them something... God give me a New Car... God make my Dick longer... God give me a Billion Dollars... God please kill Matt Smith so someone else can play The Doctor... God give me this... God give me that... you dont think God gets tired of people only wanting to talk to him just cause they want some new sh!t or want God to do something for them... Hey here is an idea... how about everyone once in a while just praying to God... just to talk to him and say thank you for what he has done for you
if you are in fact in to all that Faith and Believing Stuff...
"
I must say, not to sound all good or whateverz, that I do think of people in my prayers. I dont make it a one man show, but I will admit that I do ask for stuff for myself. But if you think about it, everyone is selfish in some way. Like if you ask God to help someone sometimes it's just that you can't stand to see someone in pain or maybe you feel responsible for them. I dunno but there is always some sense of selfishness if you're asking for something, no matter how good hearted it may be. "
well its good you think about others in prayers... I believe God wanted us to pray for others anyways... in doing so you show that you are unselfish when it comes to asking the lord for not only things you believe you need... but to keep those who are less fortunate in mind... which is good... but what I was talking about... is folks who only seem to think about what they want or what they can get from the lord... when they prey to God... "
0h alright. I personally cannot only pray for myself. But I will admit that it's so I can feel good about myself as well. But atleast by praying for others I get something out of it(if God so chooses) and they get something out of it(if God so chooses)
Dear, Galactus Please grant me the power cosmic.Oh and tell that poser Surfer to put some clothes on!Oh and please don't eat Earth.I heard Mars i good this time of year!Oh and also you need to spread your legacy and get more books where you appear.That would be sweet!Also you should tell those idiots at Marvel to let me write their books.And i should be all fiery if i do become your Herald.That would be cool.So thanks Bro!!!!!
" just curious... but why is it that most of the time when people think of praying to God... its always about God giving them something... God give me a New Car... God make my Dick longer... God give me a Billion Dollars... God please kill Matt Smith so someone else can play The Doctor... God give me this... God give me that... you dont think God gets tired of people only wanting to talk to him just cause they want some new sh!t or want God to do something for them... Hey here is an idea... how about everyone once in a while just praying to God... just to talk to him and say thank you for what he has done for you
if you are in fact in to all that Faith and Believing Stuff...
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