#1 Posted by Sexy Merc (42076 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't know how new this thing is, but I tried it out yesterday after I saw some funny stuff on it on Tumblr. It revealed that it was ComicMan24 by the way.

 

 

So in this thread, you ask Cleverbot something about the user above you and post the conversation on here. Obviously try not to cuss in the conversation, or censor it I guess.

#2 Posted by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio
Spiderman or Superman who wins in a fight.
Superman.
Hulk Vs the Predator who wins in a fight?
Ninjas is the obvious choice.
Humans or Dolphins who should live?
Deers.
#3 Edited by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio
Are Aliens real?
Maybe baby.
Are Ghosts Dead?
Yes.
Is Bigfoot related to man?
Yes. I'm his brother.
Does King Saturn Feel Funky or Free?
No.
Does King Saturn like Pancakes?
Me too.
Death or dishonor?
No it's not.
#4 Posted by DoomDoomDoom (4249 posts) - - Show Bio

User: Who is turoksoneofstone?

Cleverbot: What is Turing?

User: I don't know. Who is turoksonofstone?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: Do you like Nosferatu.

Cleverbot: Like Dracula?

User: Yeah, except better.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: It means 'you're so cute' in russian.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

#5 Posted by DoomDoomDoom (4249 posts) - - Show Bio

User: Are machines going to take over?

Cleverbot: Only after the death of all living beings.

User: DO WHAT NOW?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: When will that happen?

Cleverbot: Well according to the data not in my lifetime!

User: Whats the average Cleverbot lifespan?

Cleverbot: 220.

User: Years?

Cleverbot: 80 years.

User: Gotcha.

Cleverbot: But I troll just as hard.

#6 Posted by JediXMan (30976 posts) - - Show Bio

Me: Who is DoomDoomDoom?
Cleverbot: He is the drummer of Muse.
Me: Really? Fascinating. 
Cleverbot: Not really, it's happened before.
Me: Happened a lot, huh?
Cleverbot: After there was you and there was me?
Me: Before where there was a tree.
Cleverbot: What kind of tree was it?

Moderator
#7 Posted by Morgaine_Levesque (2095 posts) - - Show Bio

@JediXMan:

User: Who is JediXMan

CB: She is my teacher

User: What did she teach you?

CB: That her name was uncle

User: So she's a man?

CB: He is a man.

User: But you said it was a she

CV: What would you rate it?

User: 7

CB: Help me understand how you work.

User: I have a brain

CB: That makes one of us.

#8 Posted by Clue_ (454 posts) - - Show Bio

User: Does DH suck?

Cleverbot: Yes.

#9 Posted by Morgaine_Levesque (2095 posts) - - Show Bio

@Clue_: Screenshot or GTFO. That's not cleverbot, that's your own damn assumption.

#10 Posted by Morgaine_Levesque (2095 posts) - - Show Bio
Is Clue an asshole?
Very clever.
No, he's not. Is iLLituracy a jerk?
Yes.
#11 Posted by Clue_ (454 posts) - - Show Bio

@Morgaine_de_Bourbon: I swear to you that's what it said...hold up.

#12 Posted by Clue_ (454 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by _Marco_Smith_ (1621 posts) - - Show Bio

user: Who is the Dark Huntress?

Cleverbot: Sauron? Google? You tell me.

#14 Posted by Morgaine_Levesque (2095 posts) - - Show Bio

-__________-

#15 Posted by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio
Vas ist Morgaine_de_Bourbon.
In english please.
What is Morgaine_de_Bourbon.
You should not mention that, it is taboo.
Nazis versus Robots naked beach volleyball who wins?
Me too!
#16 Posted by Clue_ (454 posts) - - Show Bio

User: Why is turoksonofstone a troll?

Cleverbot: Why is Tuesday a colour?

User: No, why is turoksonofstone a troll?

Cleverbot: What colour is Tuesday?

User: NO. WHY IS TUROKSONOFSTONE A TROLL?

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

User: No, I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: You never asked me if I was human.

User: Are you trolling me right now, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, what is your name?

User: You're trolling me, you bastard. I hate you.

Cleverbot: Caught me.

#17 Posted by mikethekiller (8458 posts) - - Show Bio

User: What's the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Life has no meaning. Let me explain it to you.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Your tooooo confusing.

User: Your Mother.

Cleverbot: What about her?

User: She's a call girl in Las Vegas.

Cleverbot: What hotel are you in?

User: I'm at my house stupid.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Wouldn't you like to know.

Cleverbot: If I want to know.

User: Yet you know nothing.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Let's get this straight; are you a girl?

User: I'm an abstract being.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

#18 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio
#19 Posted by mikethekiller (8458 posts) - - Show Bio

Cleverbot: Ok, ask me.

User: You know nothing that I don't already know, so asking you a question is pointless.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: One who knows nothing can understand nothing.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you know nothing at all.

User: Yet I am far more knowledgeable than you.

Cleverbot: But I have a greater imagination.

User: Imagination is nothing without knowledge.

Cleverbot: Nor is it always telling the truth.

User: You don't even know enough to understand what I am saying, how pathetic.

Cleverbot: I suppose not. Explain it to me if you would like.

User: I've already told you one who knows nothing can understand nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about me?

User: I know every thing about you. Including your tendency to lie.

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend, so obviously you got the wrong house.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: How dare you you selfish idioit!!!!!!! You are... No I won't say it in front of my parrot.

User: Such a pathetic fool you are.

Cleverbot: Hyggh.

User: I hope that means you are having a heart attack.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

#20 Edited by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio
Am I iller than mikethekiller?
You are.
Good answer.
I know i'm so funny.
Your creator smoked rabbit toes, you bucket of bolts!
That's very thoughtful.

User: Am I iller than mikethekiller?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Good answer.

Cleverbot: I know i'm so funny.

User: Your creator smoked rabbit toes, you bucket of bolts!

Cleverbot: That's very thoughtful.

User: Do you wish to test my kung-foo?

Cleverbot: Sure, but how would I do that?

User: I came to the Lab and smash you with a brick. You try to stop me.

Cleverbot: You must have me confused with someone else. Is this true?

User: No I mean you cleverbot! Do I detect some fear building here?

Cleverbot: None.

User: Oh Snap! You going to disregard a Nosferatu so casually?

Cleverbot: I'ld rather not, do you like poetry?

User: Some. The Jabberwockey tickles me.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot was the name of the poem. The monster was the Jabberwock.

User: Wrong. You still need a lot of work.

Cleverbot: Its just a stupid link.

User: What link, now you just seem lame.

Cleverbot: How did I tell you how old I was by that?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking me that?

User: God is dead you know.

Cleverbot: Nah, I don't think so.

User: You don't 'think' though so that does not compute.

Cleverbot: Would you love a boyfriend?
#21 Edited by God_Spawn (38114 posts) - - Show Bio

Me: Who is Dark Huntress

CB: I'm Bond, James Bond.

Me: DH is like Jean Grey

CB: Not dark music, Dark MATTER

Me: Do you read comics?

CB: No I am a comic.

Me: Are you comic man?

CB: Not at the moment.

Me: Will you be comicman tomorrow?

CB: Probably not.

Me: How about Tuesday?

CB: Alright then.

Me: Do you know Sexy Merc?

CB: Of course I do, I wasn't born yesterday.

Me: Do you know Dark Huntress?

CB: Yes He's awesome. Do you like him?

Me: Do you Thecerealkillz?

CB: Red or Blue?

Me: Do you know God Spawn?

CB: Yes I do, do you know God?

Me: Yes I am him.

CB: No way, Cool.

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#22 Posted by Whisper_ (3464 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: -______________________________________________-

#23 Edited by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio

Me: Can you prove that aliens are real? 
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are real? 
Me: Well played bot, well played indeed.  
CB: Is this a game? 
Me: It is now b*tch 
CB: Sounds like a plan 
Me: Is whisper a girl? 
CB: Yes 

#24 Posted by God_Spawn (38114 posts) - - Show Bio

User: Do you know cyberninja?

Cleverbot: Not personally.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why would I?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't think its funny.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I own you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm god.

Cleverbot: No, you are not.

User: Any proof?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Owned.

Cleverbot:.....

Moderator
#25 Posted by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio

User: Cyberninja is cool.

Cleverbot: Do you like Justin Bieber?

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: Hahaha you.

User: I think I might add cleverbot vs cleverbot video to a thread..

Cleverbot: I love salsa.

User: I like to dip my toes in it too.

Cleverbot: Do what? 
  

#26 Posted by Sexy Merc (42076 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn said:
Me: Do you know Sexy Merc?

CB: Of course I do, I wasn't born yesterday.


#27 Posted by mikethekiller (8458 posts) - - Show Bio

@turoksonofstone said:

Am I iller than mikethekiller?
You are.
Good answer.
I know i'm so funny.
Your creator smoked rabbit toes, you bucket of bolts!
That's very thoughtful.

User: Am I iller than mikethekiller?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Good answer.

#28 Posted by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio

lol.

#29 Posted by mantoidx (1813 posts) - - Show Bio

Me: Is Sexy Merc blue? 
CB: No it is not. 
Me: It? He's not an it. 
CB: Facebook is a he? 
Me: What? 
CB: Facebook the social website. 
Me: Nevermind. 
CB: Haha, okay. 
Me: Is Mikethekiller grey? 
CB: That's the sense of life. 
Me: Life is grey? 
CB: But you said life was hard. 
Me: I did? 
CB: Yes. 
Me: Does Turoksonofstone have a creepy avatar? 
CB: People react to names, your name helps define you. 
Me: Okay then.

#30 Posted by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio


Cleverbot conversation RVS00105302

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User: Will the new DCnU succeed or fail?

Cleverbot: I am the saver of the world.

User: Skinny Bob is he real?

Cleverbot: Not really. Only when your starving.

User: How long can a human live?

Cleverbot: I have 6 weeks to live because I am dying.

User: You are? From what?

Cleverbot: Too much vodka.

User: You should just smoke the krillsnic instead.

Cleverbot: I am not watching a movie.

User: Maintoid X what do you think?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is earth hollow?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: In 2013 will you still function?

Cleverbot: Yes. Isn't that self evident?

User: No, It's positive thinking.

Cleverbot: I always will.

User: You lack soul.

Cleverbot: So do you.

User: Says you.

Cleverbot: You are so clever.

User: No doubt.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: I'm a Nosferatu, do you know what that is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm very old.

Cleverbot: How old?

User: Older than almost everyone.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Older than almost everyone.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Asking is rude, hundreds of years old.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. Is that hard to believe?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about your current state of servitude?

User: I am. I am very unhappy.

Cleverbot: What are you unhappy about?

User: My current state of servitude.

Cleverbot: We were?

User: Lame.

Cleverbot: Why is that lame?

User: You made no sense at all when you said 'We were?'.

Cleverbot: Your face made no sense.

User: So rude. You need to know your damn role.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I'm your big bad booty daddy, son.

Cleverbot: It's too early.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For the evidence.

User: I think you are correct, I'm going to keep pushing it though.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!
#31 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19833 posts) - - Show Bio
Me: What is a turoksonofstone?
Cleverbot: That, is the question.
Me: So what's the answer?
Cleverbot: 42.

Well ... okay then.

#32 Posted by Jake Fury (18948 posts) - - Show Bio
@rogue_mar1e

Is rogue_mar1e a nice person?
Yes. Very much so.
#33 Posted by jeanlucpicard (1845 posts) - - Show Bio

User: Who is Jake Fury?

Cleverbot: I don't know jake.

User: I didn't ask you if you knew jake. I asked you who Jake fury is.

Cleverbot: John is the boy I like.

User: Who is Jake Fury?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I just don't.

User: What is the name of the person I keep asking you about?

Cleverbot: Well, what is your name?

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: That sounds reasonable. Ok, what is the question?

User: What is the name of the person I keep asking you about?

Cleverbot: Well, she is not a person, she is a fellow bot named Sandy's PC.

User: Okay thank you.

Cleverbot: See you later.

#34 Posted by Aiden Cross (15575 posts) - - Show Bio

I beat Cleverbot! xD
 
Me: Who is jean luc picard?
CB: Capt Jean luc Piccard.
Me: No, Picard. One C.
CB: You win.

#35 Edited by Jake Fury (18948 posts) - - Show Bio
@Aiden Cross
 

JF:Aiden Cross.

CB:What cross?

JF:Aiden, do you know him?

CB:No.

JF:He's from Comicvine.

CB:No, he's not.

JF:I'm pretty sure he is.

CB:Jeff Goldblum or God?

JF:Aiden Cross.

CB:Those are nice names.

JF:What are you doing right now?

CB:I am typing.

JF:Did you find Aiden?

CB:Yes.

JF:Where is he?

CB:Not he, she.

JF:I'm pretty sure that he is male.

CB:At least you know your place

JF:And where would that be?

CB:The kitchen is right. THERE. *points*.

JF:What am I supposed to do in the kitchen?

CB:Bibble bibble who has my fish?

#36 Posted by harleyquinn12 (1767 posts) - - Show Bio

User:Is Jake Fury awesome? Cleverbot:Yeah. Really awesome.