Hey everyone else has one of these threads......
Ask a Drunk.......
Do you celebrate Unbirthdays?
Do you know of Old Gregg who drinks Bailey's out of a shoe?
Can you do a handstand?
Would you like to give a makeover to a llama?
Would you cook for a llama?
When are you getting your Hello Kitty tattoo? D= Now you also gotta get a Happy Bunny tattoo or Lil Miss Sunshine.
@awesam: Sailor Jerry straight up in a highball glass, no ice, with a diet pepsi chaser.....
Do you celebrate Unbirthdays?
I celebrate everyday with a drink..... Cheers!
Do you know of Old Gregg who drinks Bailey's out of a shoe?
I had a drink with him a week ago..... Dirty Mother F-er stoled my flip-flop!
Can you do a handstand?
No...... I'm drunk.
Would you like to give a makeover to a llama?
I would love to give a llama a punk rock makeover.....
Would you cook for a llama?
Only ham and lima beans......
When are you getting your Hello Kitty tattoo? D= Now you also gotta get a Happy Bunny tattoo or Lil Miss Sunshine.
I think I'm going with happy bunny, but I want it upside down.......
@judasnixon: Why do you like Ramsay Bolton *cough* snow *cough*
@judasnixon: When did you start drinking? What was your first alcoholic drink? What's the drunkest you've ever been? How many times have you chundered? Favorite Cocktail? Favorite Beer? Favorite Cider? Favorite Wine (all varieties)? Favorite light liquor? First Pub? Favorite Pub? First Wine Bar? Favorite Wine Bar? Ditto for Club. Have you tried a Fishbowl? Did you like it? Highest Percentage by Volume drink you've had?
Do you celebrate Unbirthdays?
I celebrate everyday with a drink..... Cheers!
Do you know of Old Gregg who drinks Bailey's out of a shoe?
I had a drink with him a week ago..... Dirty Mother F-er stoled my flip-flop!
Can you do a handstand?
No...... I'm drunk.
Would you like to give a makeover to a llama?
I would love to give a llama a punk rock makeover.....
Would you cook for a llama?
Only ham and lima beans......
When are you getting your Hello Kitty tattoo? D= Now you also gotta get a Happy Bunny tattoo or Lil Miss Sunshine.
I think I'm going with happy bunny, but I want it upside down.......
Aw yeah! =D Unbirthdays all the time! Maybe Santa can give presents out everyday then. =O
Darn that motherlicker! D= I knew something was off about him. 0.0 Last time I saw him he kept muttering about stealing the whale in order to head to Pallet Town to stealing the dancing flapjacks.
Yay! =D The llama will be a rockstar! I actually thought you made up the name Gary Busey til I Googled it up. 0.0
The she'll be a Sad Bunny! D=
Are you drunk right now lol?
@thatguywithheadphones: Because he's sneaky sick %$#@........
@judasnixon: When did you start drinking? 15
What was your first alcoholic drink? beer
What's the drunkest you've ever been? The day before hurricane katrina hit New Orleans
How many times have you chundered? Don't know what that is.
Favorite Cocktail? Bloody marry from Molly's
Favorite Beer? Abita Strawberry
Favorite Cider? Woodchuck
Favorite Wine (all varieties)? Boxed wine
Favorite light liquor? Sailor Jerry
First Pub? Can't remember
Favorite Pub? Mick's Irish pub in New Orleans
First Wine Bar? Don't go to those
Favorite Wine Bar? Don't go to those
Ditto for Club. Hate Clubs
Have you tried a Fishbowl? Nope
Did you like it?
Highest Percentage by Volume drink you've had? I want to say Bacardi 151 straight up with a diet coke chaser....
@judasnixon: Chunder is vomit. Sorry to go all cockney slang on you
@laflux: I haven't threw up in years........ But once in a while I while get the shakes.
@samimista: Are you drunk right now lol? Working on it.......
@judasnixon: Why is it cool to you, being drunk?
@pyrogram: It's what I like to do....... There us nothing wrong with drinking as long as you drink resonsibly. I don't drink and drive. I don't get in to bar fights. I'm not an angry or sad drunk. I know drinking isn't for everyone, but it works for me.......
@awesam: Sailor Jerry straight up in a highball glass, no ice, with a diet pepsi chaser.....
Why do you drink Hipster beer??
What is the most expensive thing you have broken while trashed?
The most amazing feat done while on Cruise control (blacked out)??
Which bones have you broken while intoxicated??
@awesam: Sailor Jerry straight up in a highball glass, no ice, with a diet pepsi chaser.....
Why do you drink Hipster beer?? I'm a highlife hipster.... Screw those Pats Hipsters...
What is the most expensive thing you have broken while trashed? A handle of Jameson ($35)
The most amazing feat done while on Cruise control (blacked out)?? I can't think of a good one....... Sorry.
Which bones have you broken while intoxicated?? None so far (Knocks on wood)
Ummmmm....... You guys can ask me non-drinking Questions...... I thought "ask a drunk" was a funny title. I wasn't aspecting such a literal response......
If you had the ability to copy abilities (like kirby, by sucking an object/person up), what/who would you absorb and why?
Ummmmm....... You guys can ask me non-drinking Questions...... I thought "ask a drunk" was a funny title. I wasn't aspecting such a literal response......
lol.
Favorite hero?
Favorite music genre?
@doomdoomdoom: Favorite hero? I really don't have a favorite..... Lets say a three way tie with Hawkeye, Wonder Woman, and Fantomex.....
Favorite music genre? Punk.... Subgenre Folk Punk......
@judasnixon: what is the third worst frozen desert?
@betatesthighlander1: Ha ha ha ha..... I have no clue. I live in the sub-tropics. I can't deal with cold weather. I can count how many times I've seen snow on one hand....... I'll find out when they cover it on the Stuff You Should Know pod-cast.....
@betatesthighlander1: Ha ha ha ha ha...... I'll still buy you a snow cone.
@judasnixon: I still despise you for offering
@judasnixon: Are you a fan of Judas Priest? That's what your username reminds me of. XD
@samimista: Not really...... But in the same vane I thought Judas Nixon was a cool name for a country-punk rock band. It was that or A Horse Called Hepatitis or The Gaza Strip-pers
@auralaria: I'm a happy drunk..... I live in a port city and a tourist spot so I get to meet and drink with people all over the world........
I have the day off today....... #$@% Yeah! and I'm going to see if my friend is free to tattoo this on me today! It's a quote........
@judasnixon: Good choice with names then! Judas Nixon sounds very catchy. =D
@judasnixon: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Please tell me the person in the Blue and White one piece is a girl.
@dragonborn_ct: The artist formerly known as prince.........
@omgomgwtfwtf: Your mom is a world class M.M.A. fighter. They call her Lady Arm Bar...........
@samimista: Not really a gamer..... unless it's a drinking game. I like the character creator parts of video games. I can spend hours playing around with one of those and never actually play the game........
@judasnixon: Those are addicting. 0.0 The character creator part I mean. xD I can't drink for another four years lol. RPG and stealth are my favorite genres. =D
Favourite method of destroying a planet?
With mentos and diet coke......
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
No officer.....
Favourite method of devouring a cat?
You cook that $#!% in some gumbo......
Why do drunk people forget what they did the night before usually? Is it due to a chemical in alcohol?
I have no clue.......
I've heard Taco Bell and cold pizza are good for people hungover, is this true?
I'm a health food drunk..... I don't eat Taco Bell.
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