Are you a whore, scholar, athlete, fool, or virgin?

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Poll Are you a whore, scholar, athlete, fool, or virgin? (197 votes)

Whore 11%
Scholar 22%
Athlete 21%
Fool 18%
Virgin 28%

Inspired by Cabin in the Woods.

I'm struggling between whore and fool. I can't seem to put my finger on the right one. I mean some people have called me a foolish whore. But then again some people have called me a whorish fool...

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Bro you should totally explain the movie setting so people don't get the wrong idea haha

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Scholar?

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I'm definitely not an athlete, virgin or a whore. I've been a fool on the past but...eh, I'll go with scholar.

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"Upon entering an underground temple, the two survivors meet the project Director who explains that every year worldwide rituals commence to appease malevolent beings identified only as "Ancient Ones" living beneath the Facility, they are kept in perpetual slumber through an annual pars pro totosacrifice of five young people embodying certain archetypes: the Whore (Jules), the Athlete (Curt), the Scholar (Holden), the Fool (Marty), and the Virgin (Dana). The order in which intended victims perish is flexible, as long as the Whore is first and the Virgin is last (or optionally survives, so long as the others die). The Director urges Dana to shoot Marty, completing the ritual, but they are interrupted by a werewolf which Marty fends off after it attacked Dana. Patience Buckner arrives, killing the Director, and Marty pushes them into a chasm.

Dana and Marty accept that it might be better for another species to take humanity's place if this is the price of its continued existence. They share a final jointas an Ancient One finally stirs, destroying the Facility."

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Probably either a fool or scholar, oxymoron I know.

@comicace3-If you were a victim in a horror movie, which cliche would you be?

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not sure if im more fool ,scholar or athlete, i can be clumsy and do some dumb things but im a big guy whos in good shape but im not very muscular, but i am also very knowledgeable. i went with scholar

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Im the guy that didnt go to the cabin in the first place...

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A little bit of everything I guess ( except for whore since I'm definitely not a whore). But I resemble a scholar the most.

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@maccyd said:

Probably either a fool or scholar, oxymoron I know.

@comicace3-If you were a victim in a horror movie, which cliche would you be?

Oh ok... Scholar or Athlete. I chose scholar.

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The last two.........

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I'll be a fool i guess actually not not really in the selection maybe fool are the fun guys maybe a a semi fool, athletic and scholar?

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#16  Edited By Wolverine008

Musclehead!

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The only thing here that fits me is virgin.

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All the above! Except for a whore. Because that negates the virgin.

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Either scholar or fool. I went with scholar.

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#24  Edited By Wolverine008

@monsterstomp: It's a dope one man! Got you wanting to be Arnold!

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40 % fool, 35 % scholar, 25% athlete

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@wolverine08: There should really be hot girls on the wall. Nothing makes you work harder than a hot girl watching you do those reps.

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Damn I picked Athlete by accident.

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The... black guy

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@wolverine08: There should really be hot girls on the wall. Nothing makes you work harder than a hot girl watching you do those reps.

.... Now that I think about it, if Elizabeth Olsen or Kat Dennings were watching me complete my workout I'd end up looking like a Me. Olympia contestant by the end of the day!

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#30  Edited By MonsterStomp

@wolverine08: Exactly. If this girl I saw on Monday was watching me, I'd have the biggest pump ever.

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#31  Edited By Wolverine008

@wolverine08: Exactly. If this girl I saw on Monday was watching me, I'd have the biggest pump ever.

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Oh, you'd be "pumped" all right!

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@wolverine08: Liar, you're the first black to survive so...think about it.

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@ostyo said:

@wolverine08: Liar, you're the first black to survive so...think about it.

....

RACIST! BLOODY RACIST!

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The next best thing.

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#36  Edited By Ostyo

@wolverine08: N!gga, that doesn't change the fact your virgin ass ain't dying. Athlete always Dies Second.

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Every one of the choices are one point or another.

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#38  Edited By MonsterStomp

Virgins are winning? Man this is depressing.

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Virgins are winning? Man this is depressing.

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I share your disappointment!

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Scholar and a virgin.

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@ostyo said:

@wolverine08: N!gga, that doesn't change the fact your virgin ass ain't dying. Athlete always Dies Second.

True dat! I stay swole!

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Scholar or fool? Not sure.

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#44  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

This is the real world, not a horror movie cliche, no one is solely one of them. Hell, I'm not /any/ of them.

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Man whore!

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This is the real world, not a horror movie cliche, no one is solely one of them. Hell, I'm not /any/ of them.

So you don't lift?

A shame!

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#47 the_stegman  Moderator

@the_stegman said:

This is the real world, not a horror movie cliche, no one is solely one of them. Hell, I'm not /any/ of them.

So you don't lift?

A shame!

Of course I lift. I lift sandwiches, donuts, candy bars, burgers, and insulin needles.

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@wolverine08 said:

@the_stegman said:

This is the real world, not a horror movie cliche, no one is solely one of them. Hell, I'm not /any/ of them.

So you don't lift?

A shame!

Of course I lift. I lift sandwiches, donuts, candy bars, burgers, and insulin needles.

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I never watched the movie so I just chose virgin. Because I never had a girlfriend.

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#50  Edited By AllStarSuperman

The poll is not surprising. We are on comic vine lol. And yes I am one of the majority.