a few from my grandmother:
"its a rubber ball conversation it bounces right overyour head"
"my name bennet and I aint in it"
"a hard head makes a soft behind"
"the tongue can make the mouth say anything"
"aint got a pot to piss in or a bucket to pur it out"
"if I tell you a hen dip snuff you better look up underneath his wing for a can of tobacco"
"you got more nerve than a brass assed monkey"
"you thought like micky andy, and micky andy thought shit was candy"
"aint nobody about to eat ten yards of yo sh!7"
"a lie will find itself out"
"every lie starts with a little bit of the truth"
"if you tell one lie you got to tell two"
"homey don't play dat" (she was saying this back in the 60s when my mom was a kid lol)
"boy you show gon grow into that head one day"
the next one contains some language that may offend some so ill spoiler alert it. she used to say this to me when I was a little boy...this ones my favorite :)
"If you don't get no bigga, you still my nigga, and if you do get bigga, you'll be my bigga nigga"
that's all for now. ill post more after ive read some of yours :)