Anybody see Santa yet?

It's 2 AM and I have a long day ahead of me, but Santa hasn't shown up yet, and I fail to catch him every year...decisions decisions

@allstarsuperman: No. But where do you live? Its 2:09AM here....

I keep waiting by the fireplace with cookies and a shotgun, then I realize...I don't have a fireplace. :( Damn you central heating.

I'm over here in the future, at 3:10 AM. Santa showed up here, delivering presents. I managed to catch him on cookie break, but he held me at swordpoint while he made his escape.

dad?

good good, then my poison trick probably will work on him.

This is the year we catch him lads. Then he is going to have to answer to use why he gives the rich kids better stuff.

• Response 1: Yes and he ran over my grandmother.
• Response 2: Yes and I caught him kissing my mother.
• Response 3: Yes but I couldn't tell if he was white or black.
• Response 4: Yes and I had him arrested for breaking and entering.
• Response 5: Yes and I took that lump of coal and gave him a lump of his own.
• Response 6: Yes but he was drunk on eggnog and I had to get a designated driver for his sleigh.
• Response 7: Yes and it's a good thing I had a rifle because reindeer tastes great.

I asked him why while he had me at swordpoint. He said he gives them better stuff because he steals their old stuff to give out in place of the stuff his elves break. That way, everyone gets something.

please tell me you got Rudolf and his red nose?

@allstarsuperman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6MxLYB8hM

Lol no but seriously do ya live in the Midwest?

I sure do

Pff I saved that bugger for last. His nose proved to be a great beacon to get them all.

I was like.........

"Down, Dasher! Down, Dancer! Down, Prancer, and Vixen!

"And, Comet! And, Cupid! And, Donder and Blitzen!

I almost let the bugger get away just so I could do the same thing next year with a whole new group of them but I have poor self control. I now use his nose as an emergency light inside of a flashlight should anything go wrong. :p

lol

He's already come and gone ;-)

It's 4:11 AM here in Maine.

Santa is long gone by now!

He should be here any minute now

I shot him with a bb gun. I am now holding him hostage. 4 million or i drown him in milk.

That explains why he is late

In fact, I am Santa myself. Just Arrived.

Were i'm from Santa comes in New year's day.

Yes

@allstarsuperman: Yup, saw him kissing your mom. lol

9:44 and i havent see this piece of "/$/"%/$%?%$&%?* i guess i'll just join Stewie and kill the Clause (And Since i've seen the movie i wont put those clothes on...). Why would i want to be Santa? He cant cry...All he does is some Ho ho ho....

I didn't see Santa! D= I was up til 12:30 AM and gave up. 0.0 My parents were still up in the living room though...Maybe Santa comes over when everybody is asleep? Next time, I'll pretend that I'm sleeping. Santa will be invited to a milk and cookies party with my Hello Kitties!

This is a joke?! I thought it was serious. That basket owes me a tenner.

@allstarsuperman: Did you know,Santa is both omnipresent and omniscient.

@homicidalmaniac: only in the movies kid. The real Santa is all high tech