....And this is how we will all die!

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#1  Edited By Hawk
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A mysterious orange goo that washed ashore in an Alaska village last week and sparked pollution concerns turns out to be a mass of crustacean eggs or embryos, government scientists said on Monday.

Tests of a sample sent by the Alaska Department of Environmental Conservation produced the results, officials at a laboratory belonging to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Alaska Fisheries Service Center said.

Click photo to view more images. (AP/Mida Swan)

"We now think these are some sort of small crustacean egg or embryo, with the lipid oil droplet in the middle causing the orange color," Jeep Rice, a lead scientist at the Juneau laboratory, said in a news release.

"So this is natural. It is not chemical pollution; it is not a man-made substance," Rice said.

Last week's appearance of the orange substance in the Alaska village of Kivalina initially baffled villagers and experts.

Residents of the Inupiat Eskimo village on Alaska's northwest coast said they had never seen anything like it before, and U.S. Coast Guard and Alaska environmental officials examined it and determined that it was not a petroleum product or other known pollutant.

The material is sticky, but becomes a powder when dried, said Julie Speegle, a spokeswoman for NOAA's Fisheries Service in Alaska.

Scientists who made the preliminary identification are confident that they are correct, Speegle said.

"I would say we're pretty darn sure that they're microscopic eggs," she said. "We just don't know what species."

To get a more precise identification, Speegle said, scientists at the Auke Bay lab have sent samples to NOAA's Center for Coastal Environmental Health and Biomolecular Research in Charleston, South Carolina.

"As soon as they receive a sample, they will be doing a more in-depth analysis," she said.

Kivalina, a village of nearly 400 people, is located at the tip of a barrier reef jutting out into the Chukchi Sea.

(Editing by Dan Whitcomb)

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#2  Edited By King_Saturn
heh... death by Cheddar Cheese ?
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#3  Edited By Samimista
@King Saturn said:
heh... death by Cheddar Cheese ?
Lol!
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#4  Edited By turoksonofstone

Hmmmm, heard about this wonder what they are.

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#5  Edited By cattlebattle

their Cthulus babies!!

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#6  Edited By turoksonofstone
@cattlebattle:  
that would be sooooo awesome!
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#7  Edited By dernman

As we once crawled out of the oceans this too is the birth of a new species of mutant cheddar people. 
 
Look upon the future. Look upon our end. Look upon the true image of homo superior and tremble in fear for their wrath will be unmerciful.

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#8  Edited By SpidermanWins
@cattlebattle said:
their Cthulus babies!!
Come to me my children!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come to me my children!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#9  Edited By utotheg38

It is the first sign that kool aid man Is coming!

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#10  Edited By I'maDC/ImageGuy!
@utotheg38: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!
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@I'maDC/ImageGuy! said:
@utotheg38: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!
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#12  Edited By InnerVenom123
@cattlebattle said:
their Cthulus babies!!
Beat me to it. Basically, the eggs arrive on shore, grow, and hatch. And end humanity in a giant feeding frenzy. 
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#13  Edited By Hawk

I say we torch them.....and move on.

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#14  Edited By CainPanell
@Hawk said:
I say we torch them.....and move on.
yeah! carbon based life forms rule!
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#15  Edited By Starkin

We have the exact same stuff on the shores were I live, and it has been since as long as I can remember. 

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#16  Edited By INNOCENTCATEXE

I blame Morrigan Lugus for this mess!
 
@Hawk said:

I say we torch them.....and move on.

Or we could just unleash a lot of oil on them. We seem very proficient at that tactic.
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#17  Edited By DoomDoomDoom
@Hawk said:
I say we torch them.....and move on.
They are already among us.
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#18  Edited By Rudyftw

.........Am I the only one who thinks these "eggs" look kind of ...tasty.

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#19  Edited By Avenging-X-Bolt
@Hawk said:
I say we torch them.....and move on.

it may be my cowardly impulse but i kinda agree
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#20  Edited By tonis

it's funny how the word 'species' can change meaning very quick when you start talking about potential eggs.

They do look tasty though when they have that nacho shade :)

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#21  Edited By Aiden Cross

I say we hatch them, raise them, eat them, wait for them to rebel and then we get an awesome war of the species. ^_^ 
 
Planet of the eggs, here we come!

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#22  Edited By superbojsimpson

I say we put blood on top of them ,wait for them to hatch then eat each other. we must encourage cannibalism on them.

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#23  Edited By progenitorigin
@SpidermanWins said:
@cattlebattle said:
their Cthulus babies!!
Come to me my children!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come to me my children!!!!!!!!!!!!

lulz.
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#24  Edited By DoomDoomDoom
@tonis said:

They do look tasty though when they have that nacho shade :)

I was thinking they look like Cheeto dust.
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#25  Edited By ARMIV2

There's only one way to prevent such a calamity...get me my fork...

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#26  Edited By Sissel
@cattlebattle said:
their Cthulus babies!!
I hope it's Nessie's though.
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#27  Edited By _Sojourn_

It looks like crab eggs to me... 

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#29  Edited By Osiris1428

Get some hot sauce.

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#30  Edited By Shadow_Thief

I kinda pictured the Apocalypse as being not quite so gooey...