AM I evil for laughing at this?

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#1  Edited By SOG7dc

So I get a call from my mother tonight; apparently some great uncle of mine on my paternal side passed away. Didn't know him. Don't really care. I'm sorry he's dead but thats as far as my feelings go. What made me laugh is how he died.

Apparently he was cheating on his wife with a prostitute in Brooklyn, Illinois (google it. the town is 60% railroad tracks, 30% stripclubs and 5% trailer parks and apartments and 5% schools and churches. No one ever goes to Brooklyn...you end up in Brooklyn.). He took one of his prostitute lady friends to a motel/apartment place to have relations and, in the middle of coitus, had a heart attac and died. So the prostitute calls her boyfriend and they, in a rush, threw his clothes on backwards, carried his body to his car and put the car in neutral and decided to push it away. One problem, the car was from the 70s so it was steel and heavy. So they only made it so far as in front of the motel and then they left him there, while the car was still in neutral.

I thought this was a hilarious way to die.

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No, that sounds like something out of a sitcom.

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I spit out a bit of my food once I saw coitus and the rest made me laugh harder.

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I laugh at black people getting sprayed with water hose so...

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No such thing as evil.

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#6  Edited By mysticmedivh

No, you're not evil.

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#7  Edited By PotatoBaron

Lol

How f#@&ed would you feel if you were the prostitute?

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No, its a shame he passed away, but your description of what happened was pretty funny lol

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@sog7dc said:

@immortal777: there's no such thing as blue

Yea, that's true as well since humans all see the color blue differently so there isn't a universal color blue.

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@the_kidd said:

No, that sounds like something out of a sitcom.

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I just spat out my milkshake, hilarity

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@immortal777: there's no such thing as universal, or humans, or truth, or words ):$:@:827/!!.! Hdmeidmлущуодадуззцлвзжвхуз

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You're the living incarnation of sin. Jk lol, who am I kidding I laughed also xD

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#15  Edited By dshipp17

No, you're not evil. Because of circumstances, I never knew my grandmother on my mother's side and she just died in June, 2010; I even heard about when she had the aneurysm that ultimately took her life April of that year; however, I wish I had been able to have gotten to know her, but I could go through different psychological issues, if I dwell on not having had a chance to know her when she was alive; unfortunately, I don't know my grandmother of my father's side either; I want to try to know her before it's too late, if it isn't too late. Maybe you wish you would have known this relative of yours.

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Well, God forgive his soul but damn that was funny as hell!

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#19  Edited By buttersdaman000

Dude died having sex, you should be saluting him lol but he's a dick for cheating

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You're evil for not laughing at it

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I feel really bad for laughing at that but I never heard anything like that.

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He died how most people want to

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Well, God forgive his soul but damn that was funny as hell!

@the_kidd said:

No, that sounds like something out of a sitcom.

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#24  Edited By lxlGiftedlxl

No your not evil, but It was a really funny way to go.

And sorry for the loss.

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He died having sexxxx...

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Good boyfriend.

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Sounds like you made it up.

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#28  Edited By Saint_Sophie

Nope. Heh. I woulda laughed to .

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Death by snu-snu.

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That's how @laflux wants to go out ;)

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Hmh. Well, you question your own morals, so I`ll let it slide. ; )

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I laughed too.

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Lol

How f#@&ed would you feel if you were the prostitute?

LoL. The irony of the statement

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Well, I can't say you are evil.

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You are the devil c_c

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@hylian said:

@potatobaron said:

Lol

How f#@&ed would you feel if you were the prostitute?

LoL. The irony of the statement

Oh jeez, didn't even she that when I wrote it.

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@hylian said:

@potatobaron said:

Lol

How f#@&ed would you feel if you were the prostitute?

LoL. The irony of the statement

Oh jeez, didn't even she that when I wrote it.

That's why I'm here :P

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Dude died having sex, you should be saluting him lol but he's a dick for cheating

Pun :)

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No

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This just me me lol too so no

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I'm not going to say a thing, I'd rather stay neutral in this discussion.

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You're not evil, you're just insane.

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@blade_r said:

No, its a shame he passed away, but your description of what happened was pretty funny lol

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