All hell has broke loose.... Ask the DoomGuy!

Ask the no. 1 badass anything you please.

How do you teach an otter to recite poetry?

Read the intended poetry you wish the otter to learn to it, if it doesn't comply, kick it.

Shooting guns, working out, women, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, shooting guns.....women.

@doomguy:

Hey mate!

How's your weekend going?

Would you want to see a remake of Doom?

Are you a fan of Tekken or Street Fighter?

Do you think the Rambo knife is cool?

Favorite fictional weapon?

Hello, bud!

-It's going. On a short leave from my station on Mars. So I'm trying to enjoy that.

-Ofcoarse. The story of my first adventures would make a great movie. Would win all kinds of awards. But they better get me right this time.

-Hm. Street Fighter.

-I don't mess with knives to often, but sure, it's pretty badass. >=)

-BFG9000

What would you do If I told you that I'm the number 1 badass?

@doomguy:Ah man! =O You're stationed on Mars? You certainly are a badass. 0.0 Have you always wanted to travel in space?

Ooh! XD I just realized by the second question that you're in character lol. I mean, that you are indeed the Doomguy! 0.0 Do you think you could take down Commander Shepherd? Urdnot Wrex isn't happy with him! D=

Hehe! xD My brother Andrew actually owns a Rambo knife with a green hilt? Looks so awesome! =O

Does Doomguy have a soft spot for Disney movies?

Were you the one who gave Doctor Doom puppies? =O

Do you celebrate Unbirthdays? 0.0

Elvis or Beatles?

-Sure can, no problemo. I'll get right on that, bud.

-Yes, they do indeed look awesome.

-Certain ones. I'm a fan of Lion King and Aladdin. Good stuff.

-Nope, I'm more of a cat kind of dude.

-I'll celebrate for any occasion imaginable, bud.

The King. All the way.

@doomguy: Aw I love kitties as well! =D Got three cats and a hedgehog.

Do you have any pets? =O

Do you think this ocelot is cute?

Why should I ask you questions? Is it because of Obi-Wan?

my ask me thread has 5 pages already

I hate it when people ask me questio.... oh you mean you

Do you think Doom 4 will rock?

@doomguy: Did you get back at MC after you lost your Death Battle?

Who are you again?

What do you do to make the panties drop?

Yes. I have 4 cats. And yes that Ocelot is pretty damn cute.

Because. Why WOULDN'T you want to asks the DoomGuy questions?

Hell yes. It shall rock.

Actually I wasn't notified when that crap was being made. That's just some chump wearing the standard space marine armor posing as me.

.....DoomGuy. You know... the guy who saves the Earth from the forces of Hell?

Glad you ask. The BFG usually does it, and I'm not talking about the gun.

@doomguy: ...

.....Never played any of the Doom games?

@doomguy: I played the first one. But you can't be him because you're not silent

Would you be very talkative if YOU were going against all those damn demons?

@doomguy: No I wouldnt thats why you cant be him

......I'm not fighting any demons at the moment. I pretty much cleared the bastards out.

Beside, if you ever see my exploits in Final Doom you will see that I begin talking a lot more, due to the fact of me pretty much getting use to kicking Hell's ass.

@doomguy: Okay, here we go!

The Zombie Apocalypse has come without any time to prepare. You walk out of your house and find an armored police truck filled with guns and a month's supply of food for 4 people. Unfortunately all of your friends and loved ones are already dead but you get to choose three celebrities to join your group (they come to you, you don't have to risk searching for them). Who do you pick?

@doomguy: ...No.

Duke Nukem, Bill Rizer, and BJ Blazkowicz

Whatever, man. Haha.

@doomguy: Girl...not man....

:P

....Ok