Aks meh sheet. #

@limpoyzloan: eat him

@armiv2: because i have sex with fish

@kfhrfdu_89_76k: lol gross

@nicholasagot: ballginas

@russellmania77: Why'd you stomp on the cupcakes? D=

@russellmania77: Why did you cut off your own penis to replace it with a lions? Is it because you hate women?

@vortex13: because i am simba, hear me rawr

@samimista: because this is ice cream city mutha f***uhhh

@russellmania77: =D I will be sure to bring over the dancing lobsters and raccoons so we can slide on chocolate covered cherries in the ice cream city! Maybe it'll even rain sprinkles. 0.0

Do you prefer swearing or blasphamy?

@russellmania77: A simple question

Why?

Hey assface, what's the difference between a runover fox and you kissing a girl?

@frogdog: im kissing a girl with low self asteem and the fox is dead

@dragonborn_ct: because it was cinco de mayo

@kingofash: i prefer to talk like a sailor

T*ts or gtfo

@w0nd: tits

Bump

@russellmania77: Bro, do u even lift?

Wow, just discovered this thread.

I can't think of anything.

@inlife: it's ok let it come to you

@dragonborn_ct: all day I jack it up with a million push ups and after the warm up I bench the planet bro

.........How are you?

I'm sorry, I am just not good at insulting people unless they are complete and utter $h!t that needs to be removed from this planet.

Would you kill Batman if he was sleeping and you had a gun pointing at him (I have the perfect meme if you say ya lol ;) )

You've already been asked this question but just answer it!! DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH?!!?

On a scale of 1-10, How GAY are you? (Numbers 1-7 are not allowed to be picked)

DO LOVE GAY BUTT SEX OR DO YOU LUV IT?

Do you usually buy COOLWHIP before heading to an underage girl's house?

@inlife: I am good and it's ok, pretend I'm utter trash if u want lol

@ultrastarkiller: guns don't hurt batman either way

@silkyballfro94: 8. Wuv it. Um I prefer goldfish cuz they are cheesy

When are you finally planning to croak, you waste of space and oxygen?

Wow, I'm sorry. But you asked.

@dabee: September 12th 2244

@russellmania77: Well, that's certainly a lot of oxygen...

@russellmania77: Did the CDC come up with a name for the sexual disease you have yet?

-bravo sir good thread-

@doomdoomdoom: yes, it is called Russellis utus-mania77 and it makes you live 200 + years

@russellmania77:

Why is the room suddenly hot? Could it be the friction from that dick moving up and down your ass?

@inlife: well that would explain why I got a hot ass

@russellmania77: Which of these enemies you find the coolest?

@dragonborn_ct: I gotta say dremora is prolly the biggist badass lol

@russellmania77:

I also answered his question with "Dremora".......

@russellmania77: Why did you sleep with Dragonborn_CT's mom?

@ostyo: nah, I don't sleep my bro's mom

@russellmania77:

Hey Russell, is Batman gay?

@overlordarhas: the joker wishes

@russellmania77: what do you think about Union J?

Jingle Bells

Batman Smells

Robin Lays an Egg,

The Batmobile lost a wheel

And the Joker got a way.............

Why you so gay brah

@overlordarhas: Batgod shall punish you

@nickzambuto: because I banged too many women already

@the_last_son_of_czarnia: they are no BIG TIME RUSH

When is your funeral?

If Batman wanted to have sex with you... would you let him?

Wanna hear a joke?

@nickzambuto: I wouldn't have a choice

@jokergeist: none from you joker!

@abocado: September 23th 2244

Jews? Am I right?

How about today?

Why don't you look me in the eye when we make love?

@nickzambuto: because you've gotten so old that you have sickened me!!!

@abocado: impossible !!

@hero92: YEESSS worse than blacks

Do you like Fish sticks?

Do you put like to put Fish sticks in your mouth?