#1 Posted by Matchstick (565 posts) - - Show Bio

So you're in the bathroom and you just took a deuce, do you sit or stand to wipe?    I realize it's a pretty weird question, but it's to settle a disagreement between the wife and I.  One of us sits, the other stands and we both think the other is the one doing it weird.  

#2 Posted by joshmightbe (24689 posts) - - Show Bio

This is why I love comicvine right here

#3 Posted by _Zombie_ (10448 posts) - - Show Bio

Sit. I don't trust my hand-eye coordination to not drop the toilet paper on my pants or something.

#4 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

You stand up and wipe like a normal human being.

#5 Posted by KnightRise (4762 posts) - - Show Bio

Sit. I used to stand until I was 12.

#6 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20443 posts) - - Show Bio

A combination man. A bit of that and a bit of that.

#7 Posted by _slim_ (14046 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't wipe at all.

#8 Posted by MonsterStomp (20301 posts) - - Show Bio

@Glitch_Spawn said:

You stand up and wipe like a normal human being.

Comment of the day.

#9 Posted by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

This would be better as a poll....

Anyway I hover a bit to wipe, but I don't stand.

#10 Posted by Matchstick (565 posts) - - Show Bio
@Blood1991 said:

This would be better as a poll....

Anyway I hover a bit to wipe, but I don't stand.

I was going to make it a poll, but wanted to give a little more explanation to the question.
#11 Edited by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

@Matchstick: Agh I see. I'm curious as to how that even became an argument, but I'll respect your privacy there and just watch as well as a community share our toilet habits.

#12 Posted by Matchstick (565 posts) - - Show Bio
@Blood1991 said:

@Matchstick: Agh I see. I'm curious as to how that even became an argument, but I'll respect your privacy there and just watch as well as a community share our toilet habits.

Our toddler is starting to do his own wiping in the bathroom and seeing how hilariously weird he does it sparked the conversation.  In case you're wondering our toddler stands up, bends over, puts his head on the floor and kicks one leg up on the sink. lol
#13 Posted by Blood1991 (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

@Matchstick said:

@Blood1991 said:

@Matchstick: Agh I see. I'm curious as to how that even became an argument, but I'll respect your privacy there and just watch as well as a community share our toilet habits.

Our toddler is starting to do his own wiping in the bathroom and seeing how hilariously weird he does it sparked the conversation. In case you're wondering our toddler stands up, bends over, puts his head on the floor and kicks one leg up on the sink. lol

O_O

Kid gets Boss status for most intricate toiletry.

#14 Posted by Mercy_ (91871 posts) - - Show Bio
@Matchstick
@Blood1991 said:

@Matchstick: Agh I see. I'm curious as to how that even became an argument, but I'll respect your privacy there and just watch as well as a community share our toilet habits.

Our toddler is starting to do his own wiping in the bathroom and seeing how hilariously weird he does it sparked the conversation.  In case you're wondering our toddler stands up, bends over, puts his head on the floor and kicks one leg up on the sink. lol
Your kid is adorable.
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#15 Posted by Matchstick (565 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mercy_: Thank you!  He's at that nice stage where he's really weird but in a super cute way.
#16 Posted by Mercy_ (91871 posts) - - Show Bio
@Matchstick 2-3? I don't have kids but from experience (large family and tons of cousins, some of whom now have their own kids) that's about the most adorable age there is.
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#17 Posted by Matchstick (565 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mercy_: Good call!  He's 3.
#18 Posted by longbowhunter (7691 posts) - - Show Bio

I used to stand and wipe. Then someone called me out and I learned to stay seated. Leaning to one side will break a toilet seat if you're not careful though.

#19 Posted by The Stegman (25972 posts) - - Show Bio
@Glitch_Spawn said:

You stand up and wipe like a normal human being.

This, seriously how the heck do you do it sitting down??
#20 Posted by Urban_Ronin (9935 posts) - - Show Bio

I have an entire ritual.

#21 Posted by Mercy_ (91871 posts) - - Show Bio
@Quintus_Knightfall dear god

@Matchstick three year olds are the cutesttt. They're finally getting defined personalities and all the cite little quirks, but they've got this innate playfulness and cheekiness.
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#22 Posted by Urban_Ronin (9935 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mercy_: I cant breath hahahahaha

#23 Posted by Quinn Gallagher (203 posts) - - Show Bio

@Quintus_Knightfall: knowing you it involves looking in a mirror and congratulating yourself on how great you are

#24 Posted by joshmightbe (24689 posts) - - Show Bio

For me this depends completely on the time of day, If its the middle of the day I may stand but if its like 6 in the morning I will do what ever takes the least effort

#25 Posted by Urban_Ronin (9935 posts) - - Show Bio

@Quinn Gallagher: dont hate

#26 Posted by Quinn Gallagher (203 posts) - - Show Bio

@Quintus_Knightfall: what the actual fck

#27 Posted by JediXMan (31268 posts) - - Show Bio

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#28 Posted by Inverno (13284 posts) - - Show Bio

What kind of thread is this lol

#29 Posted by Matchstick (565 posts) - - Show Bio
@CaioTrubat said:

What kind of thread is this lol

The settling an argument with my wife kind of thread, lol. 
#30 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (15127 posts) - - Show Bio

I get Alfred to do it for me.

#31 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

This is why I love comicvine right here

Yup,must agree with ya.

#32 Posted by AssertingValor (5446 posts) - - Show Bio

@Glitch_Spawn: said:

You stand up and wipe like a normal human being.

Not while your in the "big house" lmao

#33 Posted by kuonphobos (4904 posts) - - Show Bio

"matchstick"

LOL

#34 Posted by satyrgod (2115 posts) - - Show Bio

Real men cannot remain seated. There's no way around it (pun intended).

#35 Posted by Bruxae (14008 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow, I had no idea that anyone did it standing up.. That is completely alien to me, wouldnt that make your butt cheeks clamp together smearing the poop all over them?

Atleast sitting down you can spread them a bit, and not drop the paper on the toilet ring or in your pants.. Standing up just sounds very dirty.

#36 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on the damage.

#37 Posted by Urban_Ronin (9935 posts) - - Show Bio

First rule of Poop Club is you dont talk about Poop Club.

#38 Posted by Swagger462 (382 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bruxae said:

Wow, I had no idea that anyone did it standing up.. That is completely alien to me, wouldnt that make your butt cheeks clamp together smearing the poop all over them?

Atleast sitting down you can spread them a bit, and not drop the paper on the toilet ring or in your pants.. Standing up just sounds very dirty.

This. I actually didn't know that standing up to wipe was a thing.