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#1 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

i know im a geek, but that to me, only means that i know alot about/obsess about a specific subject. i would consider myself a video game/comic book geek. i'm sure many other people on the vine know deep down, (or wherever, they always say deep down in movies, but then all they have to do is scratch the surface) that you are indeed a geek. embrace your geekiness, and use it to make you look smarter! to get girls/guys! to smash you're opponents into dust, scatter the ashes in multiple vocano's, wait for them all to epupt, collect the lava, reform them as a giant, tie them to a building and stab them with toothpicks until they are a spiky rotting pillar above a river of blood, and bathe in it! to go a little to far with you're examples!

blah, blah, blah,

speech at the end of revenge of the nerds. and if you havnt seen it, well you can go f*ck yourself. or watch the movie. or both. hmmm. gimme a sec i've gotta go try something...

#2 Posted by JonSmith (3848 posts) - - Show Bio

You're in the wrong place, pal. This is the Comic book NERD side of the Vine. The Comic GEEK side is over there. Now get to stepping before we break your kneecaps.

#3 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

k

#4 Edited by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith said:

You're in the wrong place, pal. This is the Comic book NERD side of the Vine. The Comic GEEK side is over there. Now get to stepping before we break your kneecaps.

You dare threaten my Geek brethren. This means war nerd scum.

#5 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith: kneecaps. Cap's knees. the man was a soldier in WWII and still has his kneecaps. amazing what modern medical science can do.

#6 Posted by JonSmith (3848 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

You dare threaten my Geek brethren. This means war nerd scum.

BRING IT, GEEK FREAK!

@gumflabica said:

kneecaps. Cap's knees. the man was a soldier in WWII and still has his kneecaps. amazing what modern medical science can do.

More like what superhero steroids can do. They work Marvels.

#7 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith: word play. play words. words with friends. digital scrabble. triple word. triple H. pro wrestling. it's amazing how they can make something so fake look so real to kids.

#8 Posted by _Zombie_ (10226 posts) - - Show Bio

We don't take kindly to your types around here..

#9 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith said:

@JohnnyGat said:

You dare threaten my Geek brethren. This means war nerd scum.

BRING IT, GEEK FREAK!

@gumflabica said:

kneecaps. Cap's knees. the man was a soldier in WWII and still has his kneecaps. amazing what modern medical science can do.

More like what superhero steroids can do. They work Marvels.

also, it's 2 on 1 nerdo.

#10 Posted by TheCannon (16096 posts) - - Show Bio

I am a total comic book geek. I really don't hide that or care.

#11 Posted by JonSmith (3848 posts) - - Show Bio

@gumflabica said:

also, it's 2 on 1 nerdo.

Look again.

#12 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Zombie_: and why is that, flesh eater. what od you like in flesh, it's only good when cooked. and, you're always so pale, spend some time outside, and is htat necrosis? your skin is rotting. this is what happens when you spend too much time inside! you turn into a rotting cannibal. less computers, more AMERICAN football/baseball depending on the target audiance. This message was brought to you by a Republican. also tax raise. to help starving cacer kids in africasia

#13 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith: look where? underwaer? in your hair? bustin rymes? Bustin grimes? Bustin Rick? coma's are bad. you're out for a while and you wake up with @_Zombie_: all over you.

#14 Posted by JonSmith (3848 posts) - - Show Bio

@gumflabica said:

look where? underwaer? in your hair? bustin rymes? Bustin grimes? Bustin Rick? coma's are bad. you're out for a while and you wake up with all over you.

Y'know, if you were speaking coherently, with any amount of logic or sense, I'd be inclined to continue this conversation. As it is, you're merely taking refuge in nonsensical ramblings. Good day to you, sir.

#15 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith: if you wanted to have a civillized conversation with me, this is not the place. meet me in that alley, and bring the "product." i'll tell you the rest latter... NOW! meet me here, and bring sugar, my neighbor is out. of sugar. columbian sugar. sugar from columbia. didn't know they grew it there. best brand though. mix it with you're coffee and you're scared to sit down. you sit down you blakc out. your fingers startto twithch and yourvisionstyrstto blur and youbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbvfgyyyyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

#16 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon: @JohnnyGat:

well, we seemed to have cleansed the thread.

#17 Posted by superman69 (334 posts) - - Show Bio

*belches*

#18 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

@superman69 said:

*belches*

the most majestic, butter covered and heart-warming story my eyes have ever beheld. me must write this, we must call it, the butter bible! cut of the @superman69: f*ck yeah!

#19 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

Geek - someone who obsesses over pop culture, may or may not be intelligent.

Nerd - someone who is overtly intelligent and obsesses over schoolwork.

Get. It. Right.

#20 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith said:

@JohnnyGat said:

You dare threaten my Geek brethren. This means war nerd scum.

BRING IT, GEEK FREAK!

It's on like Donkey Kong.

#21 Edited by Alchemax_7 (347 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm both that of geek and nerd in which I like Pop Culture, ect. ect. and intelligent like a nerd but overall I prefer the term nerd so without further ado.....

NERDS!! ASSEMBLE!!

So there came a day unlike any other where over the screams of woman, cry of children, grunts of men. A war had begun between the fractions of "Nerds"and the "Geeks" (Not Walkers, actually what you cal them? ... Humans?) Any who... On that day many had fallen in battle, Blood was flowing across the streets in the fashion of Stanley Kubrick's the Shining (Elevator of blood). Many civilians got caught in the crossfire, As the battle raged on neither fractions gained much ground over each other, perhaps if they..................................................................ehgrgugnrebug54gn jfnbjetiitbrjgt4gtg

HELP! THEY'RE ON TO ME, OH S!@T THEY'RE ABOUT TO BASH MY HEAD INTO THE KEYSFEPABND FSNgktbPDGM KF [JGDB GNGMNMDGOB[TAEINJ FVMV KFBB4T HOPEFULLY THEY HIT ENTE4RE9994949GMVMCNCM MFBKFBMRRGHRHR;EGKMTG

#22 Posted by Alchemax_7 (347 posts) - - Show Bio
They let me go, but not before severing one of my fingers!
#23 Posted by War Killer (19510 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm me.

#24 Edited by KnightRise (4757 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat: I think that has it backwards. To me:

Nerd: comic books, Star Wars, self-indulgence, design, material (fact based) science-biology, history, etc. Knows random stuff that has no purpose than to fill a nerd brain and share with non-nerds.

Geek: LARPing, Star Trek, pretensiousness, engineering, theoretical (calculation-based) science-chemistry, physics, etc. Knows practical stuff, but muddied by limited interactions with non-geeks.

ftr: I'm a nerd

#25 Edited by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

@JohnnyGat: I think that has it backwards. To me:

Nerd: comic books, Star Wars, self-indulgence, design, material (fact based) science-biology, history, etc. Knows random stuff that has no purpose than to fill a nerd brain and share with non-nerds.

Geek: LARPing, Star Trek, pretensiousness, engineering, theoretical (calculation-based) science-chemistry, physics, etc. Knows practical stuff, but muddied by limited interactions with non-geeks.

ftr: I'm a nerd

Well most people I've met go by the definitions that Nerds are the ones that are more into academics, they're smarter than geeks and enjoy the thought of enhancing their knowledge they prefer science fiction based on exaggerated facts or theoretical possibilities whereas Geeks are the ones that are more interested more in Fiction that has a stronger ties to mystical reasoning (The Force). So that's one area where our definitions differ. I see Geeks as those who enjoy Star Wars and Nerds to Star Trek.

For the most part I agree with the definition as stated in this infograph http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2012/01/04/geek-vs-nerd-the-infographic/

Though based on the sites name I admit the possibility that they may be bias in some ways when defining nerds I still agree with majority of the points that were made.

#26 Posted by FalconPuuunch (942 posts) - - Show Bio

Geez, a guy can't even be closeted geek anymore without someone making a human sacrifice.

#27 Posted by New_World_Order (11210 posts) - - Show Bio

I am not a geek, or a nerd. :P

#28 Posted by KnightRise (4757 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

@KnightRise said:

@JohnnyGat: I think that has it backwards. To me:

Nerd: comic books, Star Wars, self-indulgence, design, material (fact based) science-biology, history, etc. Knows random stuff that has no purpose than to fill a nerd brain and share with non-nerds.

Geek: LARPing, Star Trek, pretensiousness, engineering, theoretical (calculation-based) science-chemistry, physics, etc. Knows practical stuff, but muddied by limited interactions with non-geeks.

ftr: I'm a nerd

Well most people I've met go by the definitions that Nerds are the ones that are more into academics, they're smarter than geeks and enjoy the thought of enhancing their knowledge they prefer science fiction based on exaggerated facts or theoretical possibilities whereas Geeks are the ones that are more interested more in Fiction that has a stronger ties to mystical reasoning (The Force). So that's one area where our definitions differ. I see Geeks as those who enjoy Star Wars and Nerds to Star Trek.

For the most part I agree with the definition as stated in this infograph http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2012/01/04/geek-vs-nerd-the-infographic/

Though based on the sites name I admit the possibility that they may be bias in some ways when defining nerds I still agree with majority of the points that were made.

I don't think we'll ever agree lol. Ya know, they're probably near synonyms anyway, just split where people think they personally fit

#29 Posted by TheAcidSkull (15984 posts) - - Show Bio

i'm not a greek, or a nerd, or a jock, or a cool guy, NO, am TheAcidSkull, and anyone one who doesn't like that, can....well...you know where this goes.

#30 Posted by Jezer (2852 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm not really sure whether I'm a geek or a nerd. I'm a lot of seemingly contradictory things. A social lonewolf. I'm a poet or rapper depending on the topic. I'm a gamer. I raise my hand and try to answer questions in class. I don't read the textbook(out of both being busy and being lazy) for some of the classes that I try to answer questions in Lol. I read for fun, not so much during the school year. I also play sports for fun(not so much this school year). I'm lazy but motivated and determined. I'm just trying to do the opposite of left, as long as there's the opposite of death. Yet, if you test me I just might bring the opposite of life, till there's no one the opposite of right. (Lupe Fiasco)

I'll make up a word for me one of these days. For now, I'm Jezer.

#31 Posted by Illuminatus (9411 posts) - - Show Bio

Admit*

#32 Posted by Alchemax_7 (347 posts) - - Show Bio

The Doctor couldn't reattach the finger, *Sigh* all well I just have to live on.

#33 Posted by gumflabica (2159 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: i think i did good for drunken thread making. at least it wasnt:

asdmittt ityour ag eekk

#34 Posted by BumpyBoo (7215 posts) - - Show Bio

@War Killer said:

I'm me.

Best answer :)

#35 Posted by MonsterStomp (13326 posts) - - Show Bio

Usually geeks are smart arn't they?

#36 Posted by Kal'smahboi (3324 posts) - - Show Bio
@JohnnyGat said:

@JonSmith said:

@JohnnyGat said:

You dare threaten my Geek brethren. This means war nerd scum.

BRING IT, GEEK FREAK!

It's on like Donkey Kong.

I've always seen this the other way around. Weird.
#37 Posted by ReVamp (22859 posts) - - Show Bio

@MonsterStomp said:

Usually geeks are smart arn't they?

Isn't it the other way round?

#38 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (27595 posts) - - Show Bio

well that took a dark turn

#39 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@ReVamp said:

@MonsterStomp said:

Usually geeks are smart arn't they?

Isn't it the other way round?

The concept from what I understand is that both are smart in their own rights it's just that one of the two (from my understanding nerds) also enjoy the acquisition of academic knowledge.

#40 Posted by ReVamp (22859 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

@ReVamp said:

@MonsterStomp said:

Usually geeks are smart arn't they?

Isn't it the other way round?

The concept from what I understand is that both are smart in their own rights it's just that one of the two (from my understanding nerds) also enjoy the acquisition of academic knowledge.

I'd agree with that.

#41 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17123 posts) - - Show Bio

I hate that it's cool to call yourself a geek or a nerd now. I know that sounds pretentious but some things just weren't meant for the average thick headed moron.

#42 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10180 posts) - - Show Bio

I iz cat.

#43 Posted by GhostofOnyx (656 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm a devout nerd and I take offense by your kind

#44 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@GhostofOnyx said:

I'm a devout nerd and I take offense by your kind

I as a born-again geek take offense of you taking offense

#45 Posted by GhostofOnyx (656 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

I'm a devout nerd and I take offense by your kind

I as a born-again geek take offense of you taking offense

And i take offense to you taking offense to my offense

#46 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@GhostofOnyx said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

I'm a devout nerd and I take offense by your kind

I as a born-again geek take offense of you taking offense

And i take offense to you taking offense to my offense

Then I will take defense to defend myself from the offense you send to my offense of your offense

#47 Posted by GhostofOnyx (656 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

I'm a devout nerd and I take offense by your kind

I as a born-again geek take offense of you taking offense

And i take offense to you taking offense to my offense

Then I will take defense to defend myself from the offense you send to my offense of your offense

good god this will take a while *AHEM* Then I shall assualt your defense that you used to defend yourself from my offense against your offense that targeted my original offense

#48 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@GhostofOnyx said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

I'm a devout nerd and I take offense by your kind

I as a born-again geek take offense of you taking offense

And i take offense to you taking offense to my offense

Then I will take defense to defend myself from the offense you send to my offense of your offense

good god this will take a while *AHEM* Then I shall assualt your defense that you used to defend yourself from my offense against your offense that targeted my original offense

I have all day nerd dog

For your assault to my defense which I use to defend myself from your offense which was gained from my offense to your offense will be for nothing as I defend myself twice as much just to offend you and your offensive offenses that offending me.

#49 Posted by GhostofOnyx (656 posts) - - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

I'm a devout nerd and I take offense by your kind

I as a born-again geek take offense of you taking offense

And i take offense to you taking offense to my offense

Then I will take defense to defend myself from the offense you send to my offense of your offense

good god this will take a while *AHEM* Then I shall assualt your defense that you used to defend yourself from my offense against your offense that targeted my original offense

I have all day nerd dog

For your assault to my defense which I use to defend myself from your offense which was gained from my offense to your offense will be for nothing as I defend myself twice as much just to offend you and your offensive offenses that offending me.

Then I shall magnify my assualt by infinty to crush your defense which you used to protect your self from my previous assualt and offenses

#50 Posted by JohnnyGat (1561 posts) - - Show Bio

@GhostofOnyx said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@GhostofOnyx said:

I'm a devout nerd and I take offense by your kind

I as a born-again geek take offense of you taking offense

And i take offense to you taking offense to my offense

Then I will take defense to defend myself from the offense you send to my offense of your offense

good god this will take a while *AHEM* Then I shall assualt your defense that you used to defend yourself from my offense against your offense that targeted my original offense

I have all day nerd dog

For your assault to my defense which I use to defend myself from your offense which was gained from my offense to your offense will be for nothing as I defend myself twice as much just to offend you and your offensive offenses that offending me.

Then I shall magnify my assualt by infinty to crush your defense which you used to protect your self from my previous assualt and offenses

I am offended you think your offensive offense to my defensive defense will do anything other than seal my undeniable victory let me correct you for I am a deputize grammar cop

*assault

*infinity