Act like your avatar thread - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Decoy Elite (28856 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Bungie.net had an "Act like your username" thread but due to all the RPGing that goes on here I knew that would work here. So I took it too a new level. In this thread post things whoever(or whatever) your avatar would say. I'll double searched this sucker and I couldn't find anything, so really sorry if it's a repeat.

I'll begin: Blam.

#2 Posted by Pr_Beyonder (2440 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Ok,so I'm acting like myself
I'll help start off,,,'
Hi

#3 Posted by progenitor (7413 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I ain't much an Elvis fan, but I know all about hound dogs.

#4 Posted by Thor's hammmer (7184 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

tis an insult to think the mighty Thor god of thunder would inovle himself in such a petty mortal game

#5 Posted by Yaujtapool (7576 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

This is ludicrous .

#6 Edited by I'maDC/ImageGuy! (1648 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Not really a greedy person in real life, but I sympathize her for her actions, reasoning, and her terrible upbringing.
Gimmie.

#7 Posted by Morpheus_ (29872 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

You broke yourself like bread, Proteus. So there'd be one piece for each of us. Did you think you were God? Did you think each piece of your majesty would still be infinite?

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#8 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

....(he actually does that, just in case)

#9 Edited by Doctor!!!!! (2053 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

EEERRRAAHHH!!!!!! EEEEERRRRAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!! EEEEEERRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
(TARDIS Engine noise)

#10 Posted by TheMess1428 (2176 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

*Watches from the shadows and then reports this thread to Oracle*

#11 Posted by progenitor (7413 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64 said:

"....(he actually does that, just in case)"

LOL. --..I mean, shut yer yap, runt.

#12 Posted by Fortanono (4890 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Hello. May I Serve Thee?

#13 Posted by Edamame (26499 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Morpheus_ said:

" You broke yourself like bread, Proteus. So there'd be one piece for each of us. Did you think you were God? Did you think each piece of your majesty would still be infinite? "

I love that Necrosha quote.

#14 Posted by Morpheus_ (29872 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Edamame said:

" @Morpheus_ said:
" You broke yourself like bread, Proteus. So there'd be one piece for each of us. Did you think you were God? Did you think each piece of your majesty would still be infinite? "
I love that Necrosha quote. "

Carey can write Magneto.

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#15 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Soldier First Class Cloud.

#16 Edited by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Base this is Matezoide we have eliminated the intruder, repeat, we have eliminated the intruder,and dont forget free burritos at 8PM,repeat,free burritos at 8PM,over

#17 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

hmp Matezoide huh ?

#18 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64 said:

" hmp Matezoide huh ? "

Look,Sir,it is Cloud,requesting permission to shoot,repeat,requesting permission to shoot

#19 Posted by Cherry Bomb (3189 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

"Mmmm, I'm gonna eat these cherries, I'm gonna eat them goooooood"

#20 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Matezoide: You'll be dead before you could even shoot.

#21 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64 said:

" @Matezoide: You'll be dead before you could even shoot. "

Sir,engaging target,repeat,enga..HAAAARGH

*respawns behind Cloud and shoots him*

Sir,target neutrailized,repeat,target neutralized

#22 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23245 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

If a stranger offers you candy, jump in the van.

#23 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Matezoide: That's what you think.
*Punches Matezoide and runs, Then jumps out a window.*

#24 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64:
target is escaping,requesting mortar support,repeat,requesting mortar support
*big explosion happens on where Cloud was*

#25 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Matezoide: * Cloud used Protectand then hopped on a motorcycle and escaped*

Amateurs

#26 Posted by Decoy Elite (28856 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Boom, bang, bang, bang.

#27 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite: I like this thread.

#28 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64:
*as Cloud tries to escape,several battleships appears and start blasting him,eventualy taking out Cloud`s bike as he is captured*

I didnt live through 3 missions for nothing,kid

*eats a burrito*

#29 Posted by Decoy Elite (28856 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64: (Thanks) Snap.

#30 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64 said:

" @Decoy Elite: I like this thread. "

agreed,it is great
if only it existed when i used a Phoenix Wright or Bug Bunny`s avatar....

#31 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Matezoide: It was right then and there that they realized that it wasen't really Cloud, it was a lookalike Cloud swiched with this guy before hopping on the bike.*

Cloud was nowhere to be found.

#32 Posted by SmoothJammin (2068 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64:
Mercenaries, Cloud. That's what you an' me are gonna be. Understand, Cloud?

#33 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin: But...You're dead...

#34 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin said:

" @Primmaster64:
Mercenaries, Cloud. That's what you an' me are gonna be. Understand, Cloud?

"

sir,the empire is perfectly aware of your relation with Cloud,we request you to tell us information,the Empire is willing to pay,money is no problem,over

#35 Posted by Girth (979 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Nothing moves the Blob!

#36 Posted by Decoy Elite (28856 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Matezoide said:

" @Primmaster64 said:
" @Decoy Elite: I like this thread. "
agreed,it is great if only it existed when i used a Phoenix Wright or Bug Bunny`s avatar.... "

(You could change your Avatar for a bit.....)

#37 Posted by SmoothJammin (2068 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Storm troopers are mooks, Leia could own them all with her prehensile hairbuns

#38 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin said:

"
Storm troopers are mooks, Leia could own them all with her prehensile hairbuns
"

have you forgot Leia got her ass kicked by a stormtrooper?

*Punches Smooth and puts him in handcuffs*

Now tell us where Cloud is!

@Decoy Elite said:

" @Matezoide said:
" @Primmaster64 said:
" @Decoy Elite: I like this thread. "
agreed,it is great if only it existed when i used a Phoenix Wright or Bug Bunny`s avatar.... "
(You could change your Avatar for a bit.....) "

i will think about it

#39 Posted by SmoothJammin (2068 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64:
bwahaha thats the other insanely handsome guy with the hair, pre-crisis. I'm the ehrgeiz retcon. Live and learn blondie!

#40 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Matezoide: (Zac is a super soldier I don't think that's going to work)
@SmoothJammin:
What retcon?

#41 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64 said:

" @Matezoide: (Zac is a super soldier I don't think that's going to work)

i am not an ordinary Stormtrooper (see my avatar)
he will tell me soon enough...doc

#42 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Matezoide: Oh...God... its you...Why you...?

#43 Posted by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64 said:

" @Matezoide: Oh...God... its you...Why you...? "

now be a good JRPG hero,surrender and hop in that spaceship to your imminent death

#44 Posted by SmoothJammin (2068 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

"I thought we could outrun the army, but the imperial mooks with poor marksmanship have finally caught up to us....not"
*summons BAHAMUT to the field, destroying everything in its wake as Zack lunges buster sword over his shoulder and cuts through the shackles

#45 Posted by Primmaster64 (21136 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin: Stop Zack...we are facing the Bunny...bugs Bunny the lord of...The Toon Force. Bahamut can't damage him...nothing can.

@Matezoide:
...why?

#46 Edited by Vance Astro (88989 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I'm in the collard green 6, cornbread in the guts.
Got da Halloween kicks trick or treatin the clutch.
Come on nigga is you trickin or what?
Flo-fl-flow tighter than a dick in the butt.
Just hopped off da plane, came back from Vancouv'
Little white tee, some boobs, and bamboos.
White girls tell me, "hey Nicki, your camp rules.
Is that why you get more head than shampoos? "
Asalaamalaikum, no oink for me.
And I never let a D-boy boink for free.
'Cause it's barbie bitch, you can join the wave.
I done penny, nickel, dimed, I done coined da phrase.
You couldn' beat me there if you had a Leer.
Indian-style court side with a cavalier
VIP Roseau's you can have a beer.
'Cause honey when you gettin money you don't have a care.

Now r-roger that, r-r-roger that. R-roger that, r-r-r-roger that. R-roger that, r-r-roger that... Roger.

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#47 Posted by D-Dude (35 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Comes in with rocket launcher and knives and swords.

"Oohh. People talking! Now i know what these Deuces are doing!"

Drops weapons on the floor.

"Ok. I have a list of people I might have to kill here. Let's see. Hm. Hm. Hm. Okay lets skip the reading and get to the part where I shoot all of your brains out and then I get some money and I will possibly get rich. Okay. Possibly get married to Bea Arthur scrath that. Get married to all the golden girls!"

#48 Edited by Matezoide2 (15980 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64 said:

@Matezoide: ...why? "

because i am Bugs Bunny and i said so

@SmoothJammin:
you dont know who you are dealing with it,do you?

#49 Posted by spidey 15 (17756 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

I WANT TO BREAK THE USER ABOVE ME!!!!

#50 Posted by SmoothJammin (2068 posts) - 2 years, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@Primmaster64:
*hitches ride on truck.
"crisis zack went down like a chump. I intend on playing the hero of the story, d@mmit! There ain't no gettin offa this truck(lol) we're on!"

-channels barret-