A wheel of Parmesan VS A wheel of Gouda

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#1  Edited By Bruxae

Backstory

The Gouda is pissed off because the Parmesan faked Gouda's nephews expiration date in order to selfishly save his own life, due to Gouda's nephews expiration date appearing closer the nephew was chosen over Parmesan to be savagely ripped apart over a pizza and melted in the oven.

Feats

Parmesan:

The Parmesan is alot harder then most cheeses which grants him a degree of super cheese durability, he is also quite strong which grants him super strength. He is basically like a walking tank with a powerful odorous aura of death.

Gouda:

The Gouda isn't nearly as strong or durable as the Parmesan, however due to the elastic nature of his body he can easily heal wounds to his body with a small degree of focus which grants him a low level regeneration/healing factor, he can also use his elasticity in combat much like Mr Fantastic but on a lower scale. He also has some super cheese speed while Parmesan is only peak cheese.

Rules

  • Gouda is bloodlusted, Parmesan is not.
  • No BFR.
  • KO or Death only.
  • Morals on.

Pls don't name drop and give an explanation for your vote if you can, and read rules before you say stomp!

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....SPITE.

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Parmesan.

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Parmesan.

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#5 wildvine  Moderator

I think the Gouda attacks hard and fast, but unfocused. Parmesan wins after a bit, but its not easy.

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I win.

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I win.

Hey that's not fair, you are the cheese stabber. That's like Galactus vs Daredevil in a fist fight.

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#8  Edited By NoJoke

On a scale of Ben Grimm to Wally West, how fast is Gouda?

I can't see parmesan losing this.

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Parmesan really sweeping so far, maybe I should have given Gouda some prep time, I know I forgot something..

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@bruxae said:

@thecheesestabber said:

I win.

Hey that's not fair, you are the cheese stabber. That's like Galactus vs Daredevil in a fist fight.

Because DD would win better H2h :P

xD

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I once ate a wheel of smoked Gouda and watched a bunch of Witchboard movies. It was a sad afternoon. Based on that I give it to Parmesan.