18 year old me would've made fun of me

I had one of those I'm getting old moments last night at a wedding for my wife's cousin with an open bar now 18 year old me would have probably got the cops called cause back then I would have drunk my self into a stupor and woke up the next day ready to go but 30 year old me had 8 beers and woke up with a headache and no need to apologize to anyone, sure that's probably a sign that I'm becoming a slightly mature responsible adult but 18 year old me ass hole that I was would probably be making fun of 30 year old me for being a lightweight    

I got confused reading that.

@joshmightbe: I know the feeling, bro, and it only gets more pronounced as time goes on.

I don't understand the appeal of beer so the 18 year old me will not be an ass in the next few years and be more responsible to not drink underage. The law could always be different in another region of course.

I feel it to. I limit myself way more than the 1990s me.

Well the 18 year old you was a douchebag, I'm glad he is dead, I hope. 

18 year old me would... be confused so much could fit in two years. lol Current me would tell 18 year old me, all about DC's relaunch and that... dammit, I need to watch more Horse races... 

pshhhhh 8 beers wtf!!
You lightweight!!!!!
I had 2 four lokos, 6 buds, and a shot about a month ago!!!
I threw up and I was wildin out but the next morning I went to the gym like a boss!!
 
But I am 18 sooooooo me and your 18 year old self woulda been bros

@TheCerealKillz: I'm saying when I was younger I would have made fun of the type of person I am currently 

That OP is an English major's nightmare...

Something about a wedding and beer?

So you're saying we should get together and kill 18 year old you?

I got confused reading that.

Lol.

Me at 30........"Let me get a Light Beer and a glass of water"
Me at 22........"Let me get the Everclear, you got the watermelon?"