11 year old pimping hoes?

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http://www.theladbible.com/articles/an-11-year-old-was-expelled-from-school-for-selling-kisses-and-hugs-from-class-mates

A schoolchild thought he had cracked the business world but was instead expelled after he joined arguably the oldest trade in human history.

The 11-year-old was essentially pimping out his female classmates as he charged the other boys (and some girls) $2 for a hug and $3 for a kiss. He didn't even give his 'workers' a cut.

It is believed that over three months, he managed to pocket himself $500. That may sound creatively entrepreneurial but it is definitely not a career path anyone, especially not a child, should be encouraged to follow.

He was running this business of exploiting his young female classmates for nearly 3 months before getting caught. We became suspicious that something was going on, when lunch attendance began to dwindle. We have had 27 boys and 5 girls come forward admitting they were paying this “wanna be pimp” $3 for a 10 second make out session and $2 for a 15 second hug which included unnecessary groping. The 8 female children he recruited, never got a red cent.

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Heh lol.

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This is literally the plot of a South Park episode

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Lmaoooo awesome, it sounds just like that episode of South Park called "Butters Bottom B****"

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#5  Edited By KingVenus

Awesome.

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Funny.

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That's hilarious but also kind of sad. Funny though.

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This is how they all start.

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This is hilarious lol!

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Surprisingly unsurprising.

But funny.

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#12 juiceboks  Moderator

"He didn't even give his workers a cut"

..so what's the motivation for the girls even doing this for him?

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His name was Butters

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"He didn't even give his workers a cut"

..so what's the motivation for the girls even doing this for him?

He had the magic stick.....

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South Park. Lol.

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ive never seen south park

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Old fart?

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I hope he wasn't intimidating them into doing it or anything like that, that'd not be good at all.

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What a smart kid

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You know what they say, get em while they are young!!!

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His pimp hand be strong

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Gotta start pimping early

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Holy sh*t he didn't choose the pimp life...it pimp life chose him.

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#25  Edited By MonsterStomp

The 11-year-old was essentially pimping out his female classmates as he charged the other boys (and some girls) $2 for a hug and $3 for a kiss. He didn't even give his 'workers' a cut.

Rude!

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That's my boy

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Creativity.

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Butters did it first lol

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@juiceboks said:

"He didn't even give his workers a cut"

..so what's the motivation for the girls even doing this for him?

The same one that causes boys to trip over their own feet to impress the hottest girl in school.

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it just goes to show anyone can get away with anything

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Maaaaah n*gga

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Kick his ass and set him straight.

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#35  Edited By dshipp17

This thread, labeling girls around the 11 year old age group hoes? This is actually kind of cute. But, this is junior high school and children tend to be bad during this age period. This is only a case where the junior high students got caught. Never know what else these bad children might still be up to behind their backs, although this incident isn't particularly bad behavior by junior high school children. Maybe it was an issue where he wasn't paying them when he was caught. And, perhaps he worked things out with the customers behind the scenes that was kept from the girls.

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I don't know if I should laugh or be disappointed.