10 Questions for 'Murican Viners

1. How many guns you own?

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly?

3. Is an McDonalds near your home?

4. Do you even know geography?

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?)

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right?

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China?

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic?

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom?

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil?

I love America, but not for the reasons "patriots" and those darn hipsters do.

Beata

Well not exactly American but I'll answer em anyway,

1. A .22 rifle

2. Maybe 1 burger a week, if that.

3. Not near my college as far as I can tell

4. A decent amount I would say, yes.

5. Yes I do.

6. Nope, but close.

7. Russia is a manly country, China has some amazing nature sites, and Cuba has some nice cigars and beaches

8. It would be a lot more interesting to live in an empire than a republic, though less freedom I would think

9. China could use some freedom, I'll call my canadian friends and get them right on it :)

10. Bacon because why not.

1 . How many guns you own? 2

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly? 1-2 a week

3. Is an McDonalds near your home? Yea

4. Do you even know geography? Yea

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?) No

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right? No, can't sing

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China? F*ck anything not Merican.

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic? Do we get a Palpatine?

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom? All countrys should be ruled by Merica

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil? Both go hand and hand.

@dragonborn_ct:

1-A whole arsenal

2-Every few seconds

3-McDonalds IS my home

4-Yes

5-Yes Republican for 20 straight years

6-Yes and beat up anyone who can't

7-Unholy monsters

8-That's an invalid question, Murrika will always be a bastion of freedom and liberty !

9-Any country in our reach.

10-Both

@consolemaster001: Ah yisssssss, you are the most American the most here

1. How many guns you own? 1, p229 hand gun, My parents didn't teach me to shot to let it go to waste.

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly? mmm not much, I eat a lot of chicken and fish

3. Is an McDonalds near your home? The good one is a bit of a drive

4. Do you even know geography? if you give me a map

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?) Nope

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right? I can get some parts

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China? Meh, they have problems, but so do we

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic? Our propaganda would be cooler

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom? Well if they need our help and we can (we can't now) maybe, but that's not up to me, I don't vote

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil? Bacon

1. 0 Guns(am in high school)

2. On average 1 a week. More into pizza

3. Nope, nearest town is 15 minutes away. Everyone of my neighbors besides my grandparents are Amish.

4. Yeah, nearly all of it, but I need a map.

5. Yeah if I was old enough

6. Have to in choir.

7. Russia: not really, Cuba: nope, and China: they need higher wages.

8. Would likely have less freedom but better gov.

9. Ukraine, Most of Africa, and India(their slaves).

10. Oil, but the most important would be nukes.

I guess I can't answer these questions. Since it might not be what you expect....

@dragonborn_ct said:

1. How many guns you own? A few. The exact number is a secret.

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly? In one sitting? No more than three unless they are tiny.

3. Is an McDonalds near your home? Sort of, probably 15 minutes away.

4. Do you even know geography? Yeah, im no geography guru but im not completely ignorant.

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?) No

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right? Probably not.

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China? Don't really pay attention to that kind of stuff unless its from John Stewart or Colbert lmao not ashamed either.

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic? I don't know how I would feel, I would have to live it to know the answer.

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom? Is this a trick question? Ill go with Palestine?

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil? Neither.

Lol im not patriotic at all.

1. None

2. maybe 1 a month

3. Yep, within a couple of miles.

4. Yes

5. no.

6. Yes

7. I can't judge those places because I have never been there. I try not to let media outlets sway my decisions.

8. I feel we are already an empire in some ways.

9. Hrrn, maybe Syria.

10. Bacon is always the right answer.

@samuraibuddha: "India(their slaves)."

:o

1. How many guns you own?

None.

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly?

Maybe 2 a week on average.

3. Is an McDonalds near your home?

Of course

4. Do you even know geography?

Of course

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?)

Yes

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right?

Of course

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China?

Feel bad for them

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic?

Wouldnt be ok with that

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom?

All of them

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil?

Bacon

1. 3? I don't really own them. They're my grandpas.

2. 1-2 depending on what I want for the day.

3. Nope, live in the country. Have to drive 20 minutes to get to the nearest McDonald's.

4. Yes, most Americans do.

5. Nope, don't care to. I'm a conspiracy theorist, so I think voting has no different outcome. If politicians want a certain person as president, then he'll be president.

6. Yes

7. Russia seems pretty cool, some of their actions I don't agree with. China, fine by me. They make our products, and we keep their economy up. Cuba, never really hear much about them in the states where I'm from. More of a vacation spot really.

8. It wouldn't make any difference, we're already on the road to being an empire.

9. North Korea, badly. They can't even watch television, or do anything fun for that matter. When Kim-Jong Un died they forced people to cry. (YouTube has a video of it).

10. Neither, war should never be an option.

Answers 1-10:

Such funny. Many chuckles. Very humor. So knee-slap. Much ha bloody ha.

1. 0

2.1 or 2

3. yes

4. sorta kinda not really

5. minor but i will

6. lol no.

7. i've got nothing against them

8. wouldn't care

9. north korea

10. oil

So this is where all the non-voting, living-off-government, feel-they're-entitled-to-everything, morons gather, huh?

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

@dragonborn_ct: Nice American stereotypes you got there. What poor country are you groveling in again that makes you so jealous of the USA?

@thitiki: He's from the slums of Brazil.

Those poor starving Africans. xD

(Yes, I'm kidding about Brazil being in Africa. Making a joke on the geography stereotype)

1. How many guns you own? 0

2. How many hamburgers* you eat regularly? 1 per month

3. Is an McDonald's near your home? No

4. Do you even know geography? Yes, they teach it at school

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?) Yes

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right? No, I'm not a singer, but I do have the lyrics stuck in my head.

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China? All of them are countries with problems, so they are basically the same as any country on earth. Not sure why any of them matter more or less, because that question has little context.

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic? It's not considered solely a Republic, it's considered a Constitutional Republic under a Federal President, and I like it the way it is.

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom? North Korea, but for my Cuban friends I will say Cuba.

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil? I hate Bacon

So in conclusion:

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1. 4 guns.

2. Eh, maybe 1 every two weeks.

3. Yes.

4. Yes, very good actually.

5. Yes.

6. Yes.

7. F*ck'em.

8. Don't really like that idea, I think things are fine the way they were created and meant to be.

9. North Korea

10. Oil

I have a feeling this thread created to make fun of Americans, but whatever, we still the best.

1. I myself don't legally own one. Back home we have maaaaaybe two, but they don't match the bullets we have. Father took the rest with him to Texas. I know how that might sound, but please, don't.

2. Maybe four in a week? I have to make my own lunch to save on money, and when I do it is for my Friday classes which have me from 8 am-10pm on a good day. I need to be full or else I can't function in front of a computer.

3. There's a f*cking McDonalds everywhere.

4. I thought I didn't, but seeing other people here and abroad fumble things like placing Mexico on a map has me pretty confident in my abilities.

5. Honestly, I sometimes forget I'm turning 21 by the end of the year, so if whenever I vote it is only because someone reminds me that I can.

6. Maybe a verse.

7. Shoot, I ain't have any qualms. Can't say I agree with all of their policies, but then people aren't politics.

8. If the US was an empire then we'd sure better have some spiffy looking imperial duds.

9. North Korea...Iraq could use some freedom from (not given by, but away) ISIS...

10. Bacon. It could be a war fought with chefs and recipes between the states and our neighbors to the north over who does it the best.

Wow, so many burgers.

1. How many guns you own? None right now

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly? Maybe one or two a week

3. Is an McDonalds near your home? Yes

4. Do you even know geography? Yes

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?) Yes

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right? Yes

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China? Russia is fine but lesser, Cuba is nice to visit but I heard they refused our help or something like that so they sound like jerks, China is fine I guess but lesser.

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic? I would not like it at all if we couldn't vote for stuff and there were no branches of government anymore

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom? No idea.

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil? Oil.

1. None...though I wish I did.

2. I don't like hamburgers, I eat chicken nuggets instead.

3. 2 in fact, in opposite directions. Not in walking distance though.

4. Yes, I don't know everything but I know enough.

5. Whenever I feel like it...

6. Nope!

7. Neither like em or care about em.

8. We already act like we are an Empire....just hope the fall happens long after I'm gone.

9. I don't really care about other countries, I am concerned only on domestic issues.

10. None. I'd rather find alternatives and just let the Middle East and such wither away.

Fun answers:

1. How many guns you own? The South could rise up twice and still have weapons to spare from my arsenal.

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly? Thirteen a minute.

3. Is an McDonalds near your home? Next door neighbor.

4. Do you even know geography? What's that?

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?) Hells no. The govt. can't be trusted!

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right? Who?

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China? Peace, bro.

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic? I'd still be fat and do drugs.

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom? Everyone but US. See what I did there?

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil? Slavery.

Serious answers:

1. How many guns you own? None.

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly? 0-4 a week. Depends.

3. Is an McDonalds near your home? About six blocks away, yeah.

4. Do you even know geography? I like to think so.

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?) I'm a minor and I still vote.

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right? Yep. Was taught it in multiple grades. Along with the Canadian National Anthem.

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China? I like Russia, think China is a little strange, and don't know much about Cuba. They have the same problems we do.

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic? That'd pretty freaking epic for a time.

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom? Damn Commies.

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil? I prefer Bacon. The US prefers oil. Depends who you ask.

Not murican'. Answering them anyway.

1. How many guns you own?

None. I would like to own a handgun. I have a lot of knives, though.

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly?

Once or twice a month.

3. Is an McDonalds near your home?

Yas!

4. Do you even know geography?

Of course.

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?)

Probably.

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right?

I... I can hum it.

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China?

Russia is the sh*t, China has... tea?, Cuba has cubans.

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic?

I wouldn't give a flying squirrel.

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom?

I don't know.

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil?

None... Maybe oil... Or bacon.

@deathstroke02: Where you from, mate?

@dragonborn_ct: I'm from the US. But America starts with an A. 'Murica is annoying and obnoxious. I like answering questions though.

1. None.

2. 1 every two weeks maybe.

3. About 3 miles away.

4. Yes. However, that statement is improperly formed.

5. No, I don't care for politics.

6. Yes.

7. I don't feel about them.

8. My answer would be entirely situational.

9. Any that desire it.

10. No.

1. How many guns you own?

Just one

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly?

Once a week or two.

3. Is an McDonalds near your home?

Yep I got three in a 20 mile radius, one right next to my main street.

4. Do you even know geography?

Yeah almost all of the countries

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?)

Yes

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right?

Yes

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China?

Russia is just... a pain as of late. Cuba and China are alright. BUT THEYZ COMMIES SO DERE EVL

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic?

'Murica a deserves it.

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom?

Can't think of one of the top of my head

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil?

Bacon, not a second of thought needed

@The_Deathstroker: Venezuela. And yes, I usually make spanish jokes even though is my first language.

@deathstroke02: Awesome.

@dragonborn_ct: HELL YEAH

AMERICA !!! YOU EITHER LOVE IT OR A LIBERAL COMMIE HIPPIE !!!

1. How many guns you own?

Just four, the two on my arms, lefty and righty, and the two on my wife, err also called lefty and righty. Gets really confusing when I say who wants to by tickets to the gun show to strangers.

2. How many hamburgers you eat regularly?

Wow, this is an offensive stereotype bro, I am really swole and ripped, no eating hamburgers for this guy, but bacon and cheeseburgers, and other healthy burgers, but I don't know. A lot. Sometimes I put my burgers in my burgers, so does that count as four burgers or one burger with the contents of four burgers squashed in them? Like the Air, Land and Sea Burger is that one burger or three? Also do burger shakes count? Or burgers deep fried and covered in chocolate and then used as an ingredient in a pizza rolled up into a Man Hotdog - biggest and greatest Hotdog of all the Hot Dogs? See I know you think I am simple but I can be pretty deep.

3. Is an McDonalds near your home?

Dude bra it is my home. My dad is Ronald and my mom is Grimace.

4. Do you even know geography?

Not really into that dumb maths stuff man. I prefer learning about people and countries. Do you even people?

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?)

Nah no point really. Thanks Obama!

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right?

Only the Jimi Hendrix version. Thats only because I don't really sing, and I am allowed to not sing, because that what freedom means.The freedom to not care.

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China?

Some of the best maps in COD. I love shooting foreign bad guys, but let me be clear, only the foreign bad guys, not foreigners, they deserve freedom.

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic?

We are good guys not bad guys.

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom?

All foreign countries need freedom dude brah, its why America is number one home of the free, and all countries deserve to be number one, so we can all be number one, even though America was the number one country to be number one, so all countries should try to be as free as me and my country. America will be the number one, behind all the other number ones, that has the guy who was the one, who was advocate for the other guy that was number one, in the twenty one, of the guy who is twenty one and one at Wrestlemania.

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil?

Freedom is the only good reason and then the people that survive can have freedom to choose whether its oil or bacon that they give us in reward.

1. None
2. One every couple weeks, maybe
3. Surprisingly, no
4. Yes
5. Nah, fuck the government
6. Good question
7. COMMUNISM BAD!!!!
8. It would probably feel the same.
9. Truthfully, I think we should go back to isolationism so..
10. Bacon. Definitely bacon.

@dragonborn_ct said:

1. How many guns you own?

2. How many hamburguers you eat regularly?

3. Is an McDonalds near your home?

4. Do you even know geography?

5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?)

6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right?

7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China?

8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic?

9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom?

10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil?

1. I'm not giving that information out but more than a few.

2. Maybe one a month.

3. Yes, I won't eat it though.

4. I know Geography better than most of the people here most likely.

5. Yes, I vote in all elections, even local.

6. Yes, it's not hard.

7. No comment.

8. The U.S. is both and neither.

9. Umm, it's not my place to say. You should probably ask people from those countries.

10. Neither.

@dragonborn_ct: i would answer, but I cannot find my translation books. How would you say big Mac in European English?

@cable_extreme: I dunno I am Brazilian lol Just say it Big Mac for brevity's sake :P

@dragonborn_ct:

1. Five

2. Probably two? Quality Hamburgers are pricey.

3. Yup

4. Heck yeah. Love geography.

5. Rarely.

6. Hm, no.

7. They suck donkey <@$#.

8. Lose will to live.

9. Screw everybody else. Lol

10. Perhaps...Bacon Oil?

This I like. Why aren't we funding this?

@dragonborn_ct: I lol'ed at the first question. Nice.

@monsterstomp: It was the most fitting one to start with :P

I love you. Have I told you that lately? Cause this prompts reminding.

Not really surprised with all the answers either.

Canada ftw son.

*answers the question anyway*