1. How many guns you own?
Just four, the two on my arms, lefty and righty, and the two on my wife, err also called lefty and righty. Gets really confusing when I say who wants to by tickets to the gun show to strangers.
2. How many hamburgers you eat regularly?
Wow, this is an offensive stereotype bro, I am really swole and ripped, no eating hamburgers for this guy, but bacon and cheeseburgers, and other healthy burgers, but I don't know. A lot. Sometimes I put my burgers in my burgers, so does that count as four burgers or one burger with the contents of four burgers squashed in them? Like the Air, Land and Sea Burger is that one burger or three? Also do burger shakes count? Or burgers deep fried and covered in chocolate and then used as an ingredient in a pizza rolled up into a Man Hotdog - biggest and greatest Hotdog of all the Hot Dogs? See I know you think I am simple but I can be pretty deep.
3. Is an McDonalds near your home?
Dude bra it is my home. My dad is Ronald and my mom is Grimace.
4. Do you even know geography?
Not really into that dumb maths stuff man. I prefer learning about people and countries. Do you even people?
5. Do you vote in elections? (Same questions applies if you are an minor, if you were older would you vote or not?)
Nah no point really. Thanks Obama!
6. Can you sing the Star-Spangled Banner right?
Only the Jimi Hendrix version. Thats only because I don't really sing, and I am allowed to not sing, because that what freedom means.The freedom to not care.
7. How you feel about Russia, Cuba and China?
Some of the best maps in COD. I love shooting foreign bad guys, but let me be clear, only the foreign bad guys, not foreigners, they deserve freedom.
8. How would you feel about if the US was an Empire instead of an Republic?
We are good guys not bad guys.
9. What foreign country is in good need of freedom?
All foreign countries need freedom dude brah, its why America is number one home of the free, and all countries deserve to be number one, so we can all be number one, even though America was the number one country to be number one, so all countries should try to be as free as me and my country. America will be the number one, behind all the other number ones, that has the guy who was the one, who was advocate for the other guy that was number one, in the twenty one, of the guy who is twenty one and one at Wrestlemania.
10. Which reason is worthier starting an war over: Bacon or Oil?
Freedom is the only good reason and then the people that survive can have freedom to choose whether its oil or bacon that they give us in reward.
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