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One Liners

Topic started by PhoenixSouvenir on April 25, 2008. Last post by TheDrifter 3 months, 1 week ago.
Post by PhoenixSouvenir (656 posts) See mini bio
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Here's the scenario:

A coalition of villains, Magneto, Dark Seid, Doomsday, Onslaught, Thanos, Superman-Prime, M. Bison, Wario, The Joker, Darths Sidious, Maul and Vader, led by Dr. Doom, having thought they had killed you, are moments away from successfully executing their diabolical scheme, when all of a sudden you explode in the room. Your survival apparently (and miraculously) have them all shocked and stunned. With a coy and cocky grin, you crack your knuckles and say. . .


Here's the scenario:

A coalition of villains, Magneto, Dark Seid, Doomsday, Onslaught, Thanos, Superman-Prime, M. Bison, Wario, The Joker, Darths Sidious, Maul and Vader, led by Dr. Doom, having thought they had killed you, are moments away from successfully executing their diabolical scheme, when all of a sudden you explode in the room. Your survival apparently (and miraculously) have them all shocked and stunned. With a coy and cocky grin, you crack your knuckles and say. . .


Post by Boken (7,688 posts) See mini bio
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Game Over


Game Over


Post by PhoenixSouvenir (656 posts) See mini bio
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eeny, meeny, minny . . .hey Maul!


eeny, meeny, minny . . .hey Maul!


Post by Resonate (14,121 posts) See mini bio
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I wouldnt say anything, Id just get the hell outta there wondering why the f#ck I surprised them


I wouldnt say anything, Id just get the hell outta there wondering why the f#ck I surprised them


Post by TheCleverGuy (1,583 posts) See mini bio
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"You thought you'd get rid of me that easy?!?" ^_^

/CG


"You thought you'd get rid of me that easy?!?" ^_^

/CG


Post by Sha (14,850 posts) See mini bio
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you guys kept kicking now whose ready to take a lickin!


you guys kept kicking now whose ready to take a lickin!


Post by TheCleverGuy (1,583 posts) See mini bio
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"I'd say something like 'I'm baaaack', but that be a cliche..." :P

/CG


"I'd say something like 'I'm baaaack', but that be a cliche..." :P

/CG


Post by PhoenixSouvenir (656 posts) See mini bio
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"Delivery or Take-out!" :/ eh.


"Delivery or Take-out!" :/ eh.


Post by Dormath (2,358 posts) See mini bio
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"Dont tell me not a one of you saw that coming...NO HAHAHHAHA"


"Dont tell me not a one of you saw that coming...NO HAHAHHAHA"


Post by Andferne (13,489 posts) See mini bio
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Nice,.....you were almost good enough for a warm-up.


Nice,.....you were almost good enough for a warm-up.


Post by Sha (14,850 posts) See mini bio
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whose it gonna be...whose it gonna be yup points at wario found my btych! lol


whose it gonna be...whose it gonna be yup points at wario found my btych! lol


Post by Andferne (13,489 posts) See mini bio
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You are so outclassed.

What makes you think you can beat me?

You don't have the skill to beat me.

Pain is a state of mind, and I do not mind your pain.

I don't have time for amatuers.


You are so outclassed.

What makes you think you can beat me?

You don't have the skill to beat me.

Pain is a state of mind, and I do not mind your pain.

I don't have time for amatuers.


Post by Dreadnaught (14,536 posts) See mini bio
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"One dead person two dead person three dead person!" and each time I say dead person one of them dies from pure chaotic energy.


"One dead person two dead person three dead person!" and each time I say dead person one of them dies from pure chaotic energy.


Post by PhoenixSouvenir (656 posts) See mini bio
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"Take a picture; it'll last longer. Believe me!"


"Take a picture; it'll last longer. Believe me!"


Post by Grandmaster (46 posts) See mini bio
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Oh yeah, thats right: power level = ONE MILLION!!!


Oh yeah, thats right: power level = ONE MILLION!!!


Post by Andferne (13,489 posts) See mini bio
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You're almost entertaining

Are you always so slow?

You can't beat what you can't touch.

Shouldn't you start crawling to the hospital right about now.

Quit blocking my punches with your face.

Are you even trying to hit me?


You're almost entertaining

Are you always so slow?

You can't beat what you can't touch.

Shouldn't you start crawling to the hospital right about now.

Quit blocking my punches with your face.

Are you even trying to hit me?


Post by Darkchild (23,465 posts) See mini bio
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You sound smarter when your not talking.

Please keep talking, my foots been looking for a warm place to plant itself

Alright now without sounding like a bitch tell me what i did wrong.


You sound smarter when your not talking.

Please keep talking, my foots been looking for a warm place to plant itself

Alright now without sounding like a bitch tell me what i did wrong.


Post by Darkchild (23,465 posts) See mini bio
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also

Do you have your head up your ass for the warmth?


also

Do you have your head up your ass for the warmth?


Post by Ares (God Of War) (112 posts) See mini bio
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"You hear anything? Cuz the only thing i heard was BWACK BWAAAAACK!!"


"You hear anything? Cuz the only thing i heard was BWACK BWAAAAACK!!"


Post by Boken (7,688 posts) See mini bio
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what the hell is wario doing here


what the hell is wario doing here


Post by PhoenixSouvenir (656 posts) See mini bio
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"Hold tight, cause the show is not over; if you will please move in closer; you're about to be blown over, by the wonders you're about to behold here!"


"Hold tight, cause the show is not over; if you will please move in closer; you're about to be blown over, by the wonders you're about to behold here!"


Post by Andferne (13,489 posts) See mini bio
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Don't tell me your actually unconscious.

Now you see the difference between us.

For a loser you did pretty well.

...I expected better.

Accept your weakness, never return here.

Don't worry it's all over now.

Don't worry everyone loses to me.

Today's lesson is over.

Guess I beat you pretty bad...nothing personal.


Don't tell me your actually unconscious.

Now you see the difference between us.

For a loser you did pretty well.

...I expected better.

Accept your weakness, never return here.

Don't worry it's all over now.

Don't worry everyone loses to me.

Today's lesson is over.

Guess I beat you pretty bad...nothing personal.


Post by Dreadnaught (14,536 posts) See mini bio
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I'm the 8th dwarf, STABBY!!!


I'm the 8th dwarf, STABBY!!!


Post by Kain Echnida (1,723 posts) See mini bio
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You know that one guy who gets all the girls... Well I'm him, on Crack.


You know that one guy who gets all the girls... Well I'm him, on Crack.


Post by Obi Wan Kenobi! (13,865 posts) See mini bio
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Kain Echnida says:

"You know that one guy who gets all the girls... Well I'm him, on Crack."

Thank you for Smoking? that movie is funny


Kain Echnida says:

"You know that one guy who gets all the girls... Well I'm him, on Crack."

Thank you for Smoking? that movie is funny


Post by Dreadnaught (14,536 posts) See mini bio
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Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!! cuts dooms head off


Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!! cuts dooms head off


Post by Obi Wan Kenobi! (13,865 posts) See mini bio
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"It's just been revoked"


"It's just been revoked"


Post by Dreadnaught (14,536 posts) See mini bio
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Power word, kill.


Power word, kill.


Post by Ares (God Of War) (112 posts) See mini bio
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"Vini Vidi Vici!"


"Vini Vidi Vici!"


Post by Dreadnaught (14,536 posts) See mini bio
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Evil is nothing before the awesome might of Chaos!!!!


Evil is nothing before the awesome might of Chaos!!!!