Your favourite battle post

Title says it all. Post your favourite post you have seen in a battle.

Mine was"Ww uses Steel to bash Cassie's head in or uses Cassie to bash Steel's head in. Because she is versatile like that."

ends in sex

batman wins/solos

flash solos/IMPs

1). This isn't a battle.

2).

Spot on.

3). Killer Croc and his rock deserve an honorable mention.

Jmarshmallow

Chew force batman isn't omnipoint

Haha that guy was wrong.

Anything involving jimmies being rustled

@jmarshmallow: I thought it would still fit since it was about the battle forum but alright.

Jason one shots.

Fantomex solos.

Batman beats Wolverine by grabbing his claws and pulling his entire skeleton out.

@xwraith: lol, did someone actually said that ?

@thor_parker82: Yes (along with a bunch of other ridiculous reasons for him beating opponents well out of his league). Here's the original thread: http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles-7/batman-vs-wolverinethor-superman-deadpool-and-term-395987/

Superman can beat Shuma gorath because he can lift a car

@xwraith: I can´t believe that guy was serious, lol.

1. Ends in sex
2. Batman
3. Zoom solos
4. Storm has more weather control than Thor!!!