You're Batman!

Just finished watching some X-Rated videos because I'm Batman!

I just clicked on this thread and checked out op because I'm batman?

I got some therapy cause I need to move on and I give up fighting crime cause I'm Batman

Smoked a bowl and jerked off because I'm Batman.

I just ate a sandwich because I'm Batman

fight social justice because I'm Batman

Just laying here on my bed. Because I'm Batman.

I amn´t Batman.

You are Batman. I am the presence and what I say shall pass. Mwhahaha! >:)

Saving Gotham from criminals because I'm Batman.

@glemerald924: No i amn´t Batman.

effortelssly kicked batmans ass cuz im spider-man!!

*slaps*

how dare thee?

punched something cuz I'm batman

Got flagged because I'm batman

****ed her right in the ***** cause I'm batman.

@glemerald924: *slap stops midway*

you are nothing to the spider-god

neither is batman

join the spider-church at once

while youre at it, also pick up the spider bible

I win

Had sex with Dick Grayson... Because I'm Batman

Is not social justice if is injustice and revenge, you fight NutJobs that need a reason to fight their crazy fight.

I fight this crowd, because i believe in social justice and social equality, Because i am Batman.

I post gifs because i am Batman.

I just kicked some ass to Oblivion in Dota 2.

I was Beyond GODLIKE because I'm BATMAN !

Cooked a big meal cause im Batman

Cried by myself in my Bat-Bunk trying to figure out a way to become Spider-Man.

Because I'm Batman.

@spider-manwins: no thanks. I am very happy with the church of Batgod. Spidergod is really just satan in spandex.

@glemerald924: so wenjun is a satan follower?

I hugged my parents because I'm Batman....wait a minute...

I masturbated BECAUSE I WAS HORNY.

I made a kid rage quit in Injustice.

Because I'm Batman

@spider-manwins: No. Just spider-god. He's the devil of the gods. Bat-God is the god of the gods. It says so in the great book of Bats.

@glemerald924: last time i checked, this was the only true book

Can't say the last thing I did because I might get banned.

Because I'm the Batman.

I just ate breakfast, BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

I'm about to smoke this fat blunt because I'm Nightwing.

I had a threesome with two beautiful women because I'm batman.