you are sitting across thanos...

.you have a 1 hour discussion with him

what questions do you have for him

I get up, walk away, and enjoy my prolonged life.

"Thanos? Why you so craaAAAaazy?"

I spit on him and die.

@thatguywithheadphones: you walk away?

I'd politely ask to borrow some money, a billion should suffice

I imagine he would tell me to gtfo since in sitting on his chest and then he would kill me

The obvious question would be, "So what's Death like?" But then there's the concern he might answer you.

I would spend 1 hour crapping my pants. Continously. Then the only question I would have is: "Might I please go away?"

Then I would go to heaven.

I don't know, GR doesn't really care -------> Penance Stare.lol

I'd ask him for dating advice and hope he doesn't kill me.

I don't think I'm intelligent enough to hold his atttention. He would tire of me and leave. Or use me for some twisted experiment. I would then be used as a sort of herald like being. I would battle the Avengers or the Guardians, and somehow the love of Angela will invoke the last bits of my humanity to which I use my power to turn on Thanos and then I will die a hero.

Seriously? after he's been dumped several times by his love for Death, so bad that she herself isn't interested in his death? :o

@vandersexxx: he's still more successful than I am!

Thanos runs away in fear.

I'd ask him where the hell Richard Rider is

What's it like to have the power of infinity, only so that you can impress Death?Then I get executed.

1. have you ever thought about inverting the colors on your costume?

2. how does it feel knowing you took on the avengers, odin , and galactus and lived to tell the tale?

3. do you think the whole infinity saga was not as thought out as you hoped it to be?

4. instead of killing (i know it's kinda your thing ) all of your sons across the universe , why not just train them to be the ultimate extermination squad? the Sons of Thanos sounds pretty bad@$$, no?

5. when will you make amends with alternate universe self , Dark-